What is Facebook?

Its when a Boy posts a joke, he gets no response . . . When a girl posts the same . . . joke, she gets (20 like), (35 friend add request),
(15 private messages), . . . and (40 comments on how sweet she is and how funny the joke was) . . . . mchtewww !!

But i have punny also (Gay)

Thats true lol

Because girls have charming v-a-y-j-a-y-s to offer, you laugh at their unfunny jokes and they let you hit it their kitty.

They get the laughs and the attentions.

We get the ever-ready p-u-s-s-i-e-s.

Fair.

Dull boy

Maybe u don't ave enuff friends who appreciate you.

LOL! I guess u are right. I get that attention all the time.

Maybe because

girls play shakara with men,
men likes toasting girls and its their job to do so whether they are married or not so they would definitely give some attention to a girl ,
Men wont want complimenting another man or keep posting on another man's profile cause than he will appear or sound like gay (thats what people will judge them for anyways),
girls are more towards looking at other girl friends profile to see who is better and who has grown uglier or fatter or . . . LOL! U know now


And the lists goes on. . . . . .


Anyways, since u mention it, I feel bad oo. Now I will start commenting on guy's FB Profile!

Girls ave a lot more to offer na. . .

What kinda silly offer is that?

Men can only do that much with their fellow Man.

Because women are attention seekers and men are attention givers

Rokiatu,

Hmm!! i like dat quote, madam. . . . . I owe you two cartons of lager beer.

LoL thanks but I don't drink.

Make that fruits.

Rokiatu,

Fruit? i don't have dat, drinking some lager beer can give more morale to more quotez like that.

thats true sme guys are wasting their time on facebuk.is it a must that u must comment on wat a gurl wrote?gurls av d highest numba of comment as i av sn.there this gurl if she says hmmm on facebook she l get at least 25comment.and there was a day a guy said hes broke only 2 people commented on his post and their comments were insult.but wen this friend of mine says shes broke come see comment.guys i think some of us shud wisen up cs mst of the gurls av boifriend or lover elsewhere.
I dnt think if a guy always comment on a gurl post wil make d gurl like d boy thats it.

^Loool

seedord247 then use a sweet girl pic in ur profile pic.

^
Lol.
@op,
We've got somefin between our legs datz what!!
A hole might help. Lmfao.

Orton1_0:

^
Lol.
@op,
We've got somefin between our legs datz what!!
A hole might help. Lmfao.

Do you have any hole

Lol.
Bravah nah nah.
Have got a huge stuff covering it.
But seriously, if its vat bad, why not shut 'em account of yours?
Twitter might be a sub.

d bigrod:

@op

its not always so

how is it then tell mee

@op lol , its so true. Always wondered why myself

kay-money:

@ OP Some guys are so daft on facebook to the extent that they continue to give
useless comments to a pictures that a blind man knows that are eye sore , comments like
waoh you cute, Angel, hottie etc, all in the name of gaining unnecessary recognition from ladies

true talk

kay-money:

@ OP Some guys are so daft on facebook to the extent that they continue to give
useless comments to a pictures that a blind man knows that are eye sore , comments like
waoh you cute, Angel, hottie etc, all in the name of gaining unnecessary recognition from ladies

YOU ARE SOOOO RIGHT!

I just post somtin on FB now and i only got 2 comment and i ask my GF to post the same and she got 10 likes and 13 comment in 5 min and i know before morning it will get to 50 comment and 70 likes . . . . . I'm even thinking of reserving the account for sometime.

kay-money:

@ OP Some guys are so daft on facebook to the extent that they continue to give
useless comments to a pictures that a blind man knows that are eye sore , comments like
waoh you cute, Angel, hottie etc, all in the name of gaining unnecessary recognition from ladies

Not only guys do this. Girls do this to themselves as well.

Lol so true. I posted something on facebook a few months ago, I got two comments. One of them being my gf who asked if she could steal it. She posted the same and got over 40 comments .

Guys suck up to women on facebook. You should see the kind of comments / toasting in my gf's inbox.  It is enough to make an insecure weak man shake in fear. She even has couple of stalkers there and in real life.

Women also support each other in a 'lift me up way on facebook'. They complement each other for moral support knowing it will be reciprocated in future. They are also known for expressing themselves in much more words than men. To me, it can be too artificial / fake smths.

Men, on the other hand, do not complement each other on fb. Those who do are looked at suspiciously. People are so gay sensitive these days. When a guy tells another guy (or writes it on his fb wall) that he looks good or he is cute, people scream gay. Most women have not yet reached that level where they open compliment guy's pixs etc.

Add that up, women will get more compliments/comments of fb.

funny thread. I`ve observed this too