LegendHero:


[s]If they don’t give stimulus funding to small businesses, you will say America did that why is Buhari not doing it. Now they are giving funding to those businesses, you are here saying the government is foolish.

What exactly do you want?

If anyone is a zombie here, you are the one because you obviously can’t think for yourself. It’s just as if you are a programmed robot that must always blame the government no matter the content of the post.
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Are you really in this country or you just a robot wired to sing praises of buhari and his clueless govt?

When has giving someone a paltry sum of 30k/50k become empowerment?

This is just another avenue to loot just like the school feeding program, tradermoni, covid 19 package etc...

I regret ever sharing the same airspace with a fellow like you let alone same country

Unified07:
Visionless crew
What stop federal government from investing directly in Agriculture and create millions of job

Clearly, you don't follow the happenings in the government, there is anchor borrowers scheme, farmer moni even the NsIp; home grown school feeding is another angle whereby the government patronise the local farmers and ensure they get all their produce from them to feed the school children.

Deputy1111:
This is highly commendable, it shows the government has the citizens in mind. Promise fulfilled.

masui:
What class of business can 50k boost?
Definitely not one that has an employee.

These people no well ooo

There are some families that live within that range bros. We have employees in Lagos that even collect that pay or even with less. Let's be guided please

Hmm. I reserve my comment on this story.

Trust me, you can do better without this f*cking loan if yoh look at my sigy below and take action.

Mrpojj:


To buy fuel and put in their generator for one month or what?

Quit the rethoric. If you are bigger than 50k, remember there are some people who live below that means even while working. We have them in many states and these people have families too. This money is meant for the private workers who their employers couldn't meet up with their pay during this pandamic and still didn't fire them; survival fund...payroll support. Visit www.survuvalfund.ng for more information.

but what will these ridiculous sums of money do in this harsh business environment and scorching standard of living? they should tell us please their real intentions for the bulk money and not this white elephant Greek's gift of a project.
in other news, Jesus Christ loves you. have you accepted His love for you?

TheRareGem1:


There are some families that live within that range bros. We have employees in Lagos that even collect that pay or even with less. Let's be guided please

A good number of families.

festacman:


He pain am die and buried....

Sorry bro, I can feel your sifia pains.

LegendHero:


If they don’t give stimulus funding to small businesses, you will say America did that why is Buhari not doing it. Now they are giving funding to those businesses, you are here saying the government is foolish.

What exactly do you want?

If anyone is a zombie here, you are the one because you obviously can’t think for yourself. It’s just as if you are a programmed robot that must always blame the government no matter the content of the post.

Why will government give stimulus wen they said they don't av money. They increase electricity tariff and dey remove fuel subsidy. dey just created another avenue to loot. Simple

Nooel1:


Sorry bro, I can feel your sifia pains.

Sorry simpified bro, I can feel your sifia labour pains.

If you are a Nigerian, don't hope to get a penny from this money. This money is meant for foreign herds men and their brothers from Chad, Niger, Ethiopia, and Sudan. Not for Nigerians.

TheRareGem1:
Tola Johnson, Special Assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari on Micro Small and Medium and Medium Enterprises(MSMEs), says 100,000 small businesses will get N50,000 each.

NAN reports that the gesture is part of COVID-19 economic stimulus.

The presidential aide made the announcement at the inauguration of the Implementation of Survival Fund and Guaranteed Off-Take Stimulus Schemes for MSMEs on Thursday in Abuja.

Johnson, the Project Coordinator, said that the schemes were part of the Economic Sustainability Plan drafted by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo-led committee and approved by President Muhammadu Buhari.

"The Payroll Support targets 100,000 businesses. However, the number of individuals who will benefit from this is 500,000. What the government has done is to say that there a lot of MSMEs that have been affected by the COVID-19 pandemic lockdown.

“Afterward, there is a CAC (Corporate Affairs Commission) free registration; it is free for the MSMEs but the government is paying the CAC for this. What the government has done is to say to the CAC, you do this regularly to the MSMEs at about N12,000 or thereabout; give it to us at half price, we will give it to the MSMEs free".

Johnson added that under the National MSMEs Clinic, Osinbajo and the Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment went to no fewer than 26 states.

He said it was discovered that very creative businesses were not registered.

“They will tell you they don’t have N10,000 to N12,000 to register their businesses. The government had promised that at some point, we will do and I think the opportunity has come now; the opportunity cannot be better than now.’

The official also announced that under the Survival Fund, the last strap would be the Transport and Artisans Support.

At least 333,000 beneficiaries will get a one-off N30,000 grant, Johnson said.

He added that the government will work with associations, individuals and the Ministry of Transportation to implement the scheme.

https://dailypost.ng/2020/09/10/433000-nigerians-businesses-to-get-n50000-n3000-each-buhari-govt/

Nigeria na real poor country. Nigeria government wants to give $100 to Nigerians to start a business.Remember you will still eat and pay landlord from the money .God abeg o

lexy2014:


Buhari & d rest of d political class and their families eat free food, drink free water& drinks, wear free clothes, read free newspaper, enjoy free internet & phone calls, free air and road transportation, free medical care, free electricity, free water, free security, free entertainment & DStv, free accomodation at home& abroad and several other freebies we don't even know for doing nothing. Pls who is paying for all these freebies? What is d "productive capacity" of our political class that warrants d above?

The day we start asking questions like this means our mumu don do, and the zombies amongst us has been cured,then there will be hope for a nation rising for now we can only wish

Aswear, buhari don steal pass Abacha regime.........................

First step:

Get you registered "free" at CAC

Step 2:

Tax you death

Don't fall for this! Once you register with CAC, your records go straight to FIRS.

pls how do I benefit from this, I need to start my own chicken business since I have bn laid off my teaching job due to covid whatever. Any form to fill to qualify..may God help us in this trying period Amen

They should lay down the requirements for those who will qualify for the payment?

Money wey dey my account? As ehn this intergrity government just keeps getting the best of very stupid ideas.

Please what 50k & 30k do to any business in Nigeria even if you are selling food stuff, and some zombies have started jumping opandan in name of supporting the idea, at end of the day you will be taxed to death. Which way Nigeria

You say u want to support names yet it's by giving them so called free registration when we know the true purpose of that registration is to put them in the tax net.

Keep fooling us. We deserve it since we don't have sense

I hope this one won't be the case of man know man like this.. How do we apply for this grant

alexistaiwo:
If you are not from the Northern region, do not get your hopes up.
Na Kastina people get am las las.

Really? When there is quota for each state. I did get NIRSAL loan and I'm from the South

MISSCONGENIALITY:
If you are a Nigerian, don't hope to get a penny from this money. This money is meant for foreign herds men and their brothers from Chad, Niger, Ethiopia, and Sudan. Not for Nigerians.

If you don't apply, having already had this kind of mindset, how would you benefit?

how many bags of rice is 50k again?

joelbooks:

Is American Government also a socialist for bailing out businesses and individuals?

May God save us from Enemy Within

What can that money even do in a business?

BreconHills:


If my senator is mad, I will not follow him, neither will I make him my life's excuse.

I didn't ask u to be mad or to make excuses for your life. What I asked u is "what is d "none contributory capacity" of d average politician in Nigeria that justifies d freebies and largese that they get?"

BreconHills:
look at their GDP and discount it with their position in tbd fragility index and you get your answer. Truth is our leaders are sh** and they do not create an enabling environment but they did not create our clapping and hissing culture. Afghanistan is a wretched place but simple people produce the highest quality carpets in the world. Do we not import tilers and masons from to go? Even at an artisian level we struggle. Sure our leaders don't help but as people we must look at "our let us manage it like that" culture.

Fix ourselves, fix Nigeria

Since u no d formula, u can do d calculation & tell me. Pls tell me "what is d productive capacity of d average Saudi or United Arab emirati?" Do we "import" tilers from Togo because they are better than Nigerian tilers or is it because they offer to do jobs at cheaper rates?

Point of correction. We don't "import" tilers& artisans from Togo. They are migrants who came to Nigeria seeking better opportunities

The federal government is lying.

BreconHills:
look at their GDP and discount it with their position in tbd fragility index and you get your answer. Truth is our leaders are sh** and they do not create an enabling environment but they did not create our clapping and hissing culture. Afghanistan is a wretched place but simple people produce the highest quality carpets in the world. Do we not import tilers and masons from to go? Even at an artisian level we struggle. Sure our leaders don't help but as people we must look at "our let us manage it like that" culture.

Fix ourselves, fix Nigeria

U asked:

"What is the productive capacity of the Nigerian citizen excluding oil that comes out of the ground?"

U went further to say:

"Look, I get it - our leaders are selfish entitled criminal. But even we're they to be saints our productive non oil capacity does not call for paliatives similar to the US."

But here u are saying:

BreconHills:
Truth is our leaders are sh** and they do not create an enabling environment

In d US, do their leaders create an enabling environment for the citizens? If Nigerians struggle everyday with their own meagre resources to create an enabling environment for themselves without d help of govt as acknowledged by u, how come u are now denigrating those same Nigerians& saying that they don't deserve what a pampered population gets? Can d same Americans who u claim have a higher "productive capacity" flourish in d Nigerian environment which u said Nigerian leaders have refused to make friendly?

Esseite:
How do our leaders think for Gods sake....

Where is the data to share such funds?.. the children humanitarian minister shared food for, how many homes did it take out of poverty?

- Channel the 100k/50k to pay school children fees in primary schools/secondary and university, it would save money for the parents which would boost their businesses. A lot of parents don't even know how to pay fees, some have given up till next year.

That way, schools wont see a reason to retrench teachers due to low turn out of students.

You too wise.
But if they do as you say, it will be very difficult for them to loot the money as it will be obvious when parents and schools complain.

If it can not be looted then it won't work

30k! What kind ok useless, senseless, foolish, incompetent government is this for Christ sake. Such an insignificant amount to do what with it. Just looking for ways to continue siphoning commonwealth.
Bastards

Fuk you