Nice piece.

Nice

Yesterday my neighbors son was arrested at kings square for walking on the street in broad day light o. The police said he was too young to own an iphone after searching him for no reason,they took him to state CID and tagged him a fraudster, las las after his father threatened to bring lawyer ,they collected 5k and released the boy .so Op add that one.

If there is anything you must forget in Nigeria these days, never forget all the rules here.
They could safe you, your family,your future and a chance of staying alive.

Also live safe...the country isn't smiling.

Wish us well always.

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Nice one, op

Pastors won't like number 14 at all, don't you know testimonies brings more customers

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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright.... perused through your write up and i must say it is not devoid of intellect.... ogbeni op....i owe you a parcel of weed...that your number 24 na my life be that ...he dey very important to me anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

5)That location own ehnnnn....I nor dey disclose am at all and i still dey use VPN take Change my internet protocol from static to dynamic.... because a static ip can tell your country, area or rather it can tell your longitudinal and latitudinal points

6) you fit assist persons with your phone to make calls but insist say you must hide the number
10) this number ten na im kill those osogbo young niggarrrz....no matter what...park your ride well and align with officers
24) this number 24 dey very important to me...data can never run out of my phone not to talk of credits... I go subscribe empty hen, Airtel and smile....infact my phone nor dey run out of even battery....I dey on generator 24/7...
Plus my ravpower power bank of 20100 mah way dey power my laptop and phones

this guy, your only saving grace na be say nairaland na faceless forum...if not enn,the kind smack down wey EFCC for don give you for even shock devil self....

Nobody fit trouble exmilitant.

Call 112 on emergency if you don't have airtime. It's toll free. But still have airtime in the phone anyway, you may need to call a relative or alert neighbours.

noted

Educative God bless the writer

Addition, never let the opposite sex sleep in your house overnight especially if you are not yet married..................

No 18.. Many security spies working for the top evil politicians as slaves are on nairaland. Some of them are popular here posing as a party member or loyalist etc.

But, am I afraid? No way.. No amount of calls can stop me. We must speak to end all forms of corruption and elitist menance plunging the nation into an unreedemable calamity...

Style we keep.

All these I've observed

OK.

25. don't use exotic gadgets and gold or diamonds jewelries in public 26. always keep ur big phones at home when going out, move with ur tona soba

Goddamn mehn!

Awesome

Still not a guarantee that you're free from any form of trouble........ Just being a Nigerian na wahala �

Do not announce your large donation in church, mosque, community or social gathering. Control your mouth by stop bragging about money in beer joints and with unknown women.

Wise one �

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright.... perused through your write up and i must say it is not devoid of intellect.... ogbeni op....i owe you a parcel of weed...that your number 24 na my life be that ...he dey very important to me anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

5)That location own ehnnnn....I nor dey disclose am at all and i still dey use VPN take Change my internet protocol from static to dynamic.... because a static ip can tell your country, area or rather it can tell your longitudinal and latitudinal points

6) you fit assist persons with your phone to make calls but insist say you must hide the number
10) this number ten na im kill those osogbo young niggarrrz....no matter what...park your ride well and align with officers
24) this number 24 dey very important to me...data can never run out of my phone not to talk of credits... I go subscribe empty hen, Airtel and smile....infact my phone nor dey run out of even battery....I dey on generator 24/7...
Plus my ravpower power bank of 20100 mah way dey power my laptop and phones

Minding your business is number one

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright.... perused through your write up and i must say it is not devoid of intellect.... ogbeni op....i owe you a parcel of weed...that your number 24 na my life be that ...he dey very important to me anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

5)That location own ehnnnn....I nor dey disclose am at all and i still dey use VPN take Change my internet protocol from static to dynamic.... because a static ip can tell your country, area or rather it can tell your longitudinal and latitudinal points

6) you fit assist persons with your phone to make calls but insist say you must hide the number
10) this number ten na im kill those osogbo young niggarrrz....no matter what...park your ride well and align with officers
24) this number 24 dey very important to me...data can never run out of my phone not to talk of credits... I go subscribe empty hen, Airtel and smile....infact my phone nor dey run out of even battery....I dey on generator 24/7...
Plus my ravpower power bank of 20100 mah way dey power my laptop and phones

You made sense!

Nice one OP

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