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If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by chinesedoll(f): 1:34pm On Feb 02, 2006 |
I f ur girl should tell u she is pregnant and u have not even started ur life what will u do. |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by boladonas(m): 12:56am On Jan 03, 2007 |
i ll kiss her congratulate her and make love 2 her again 1 Like |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by tEsLim(m): 11:50am On Jan 04, 2007 |
i ll kiss her kai!!! ha!!! That will result in second pregnancy or make she born twins |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Ayd: 1:18pm On Jan 04, 2007 |
is she coming to meet me as the owner or just informing me if am the owner it will be the right time she's telling if she's just informing me just av no choice than to say congrats |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by kenshin(m): 4:16pm On Jan 04, 2007 |
Simple! I will congratulate her and tell her to go meet the father cos I have never slept with her! |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Pomoh: 7:56pm On Jan 04, 2007 |
Its unfair guys |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Pomoh: 7:58pm On Jan 04, 2007 |
Its unfair guys!u need2 do the right tin at d good tymes |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by iice(f): 5:40am On Jan 09, 2007 |
I do that all the time, to scare them witless |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by 1star4ever(m): 6:10am On Jan 09, 2007 |
This topic is not actually funny, it's reality: Depending on the situation, I might say huh? Are you talking to me? Ladies, you can never tell. Most of them may act cool and as if they really care about one guy. But if you watch closely, they got drama going with many guys. Some times, they have messed with so many guys that they don't even know who the father of their baby is. I think that a lady should only be in a relationship with a guy when she can afford to raise a kid, I mean support a kid with out having to look for the father of the kid. Some times, it looks like some ladies have kids just to get child support. So guys watch out, that girl may be hanging around you for your cash. For me, I aint got that much cash. So, I sent them a clear message that I don't have it. So, I don't have girls floating around me. I have too much bills to pay, and paying child support isn't a load I can carry right now. Ladies, if you disagree, go figure. |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by omaaaf(m): 11:16am On Jul 10, 2007 |
iice its not funny to do that all the time cos if u actually become pregnant, no one will accept respnsibility and u will be caught up in your own web. well, i hope i never make a chick that is not my wife pregnant cos it can distabilize the future. you will have to hustle more and you will be frestrated. guys play safe[i][/i] |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Seun(m): 11:32am On Jul 10, 2007 |
I'll ask her how she discovered the secret of virgin birth |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by sillyboy(m): 11:34am On Jul 10, 2007 |
I'll check my pocket and financial balance!!! then, runaway to Iraq! On a serious note. If the lady in question is d babe I intend marrying, I'll be glad. But if na one of these "salala" girls, I'll vehemently deny resposibility! |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by kateflow(f): 11:38am On Jul 10, 2007 |
sillyboy: |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Hazeleyed(f): 11:47am On Jul 10, 2007 |
i did that to my boyfriend sometime ago and he totally freak out, i could swear he was always praying for it to happen, said he wanted it to be a girl with coloured eyes like mine,he won't even let me do nothing, at a point i started pitying him cos it wasn't true so i had to twist the story again to get the baby out of the picture, but i enjoyed all the care and attention.it actually made me want to get pregnant. |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Nobody: 11:50am On Jul 10, 2007 |
I'd welcome her with open arms, as long as it's mine, and there are no doubts. |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by karlken(m): 11:58am On Jul 10, 2007 |
I submit that it should depend on the guys age,financial predisposition,psychological maturity and marital status.At my present age(>30),financial status(stable),psyche(marriage bound),marital state(single) and if she is my dream woman,I,ll go pay her bride price and tie the nuptial knot stat! |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by sillyboy(m): 12:24pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
@ kateflow. arabankoWhat is the meaning of that? Am dead curious. @ Hazel eyed. Chai. laser-eyed, I just knew you could do something like that. What's the gain if the care you got went back to status quo? I can guess the story line you used in getting the fake baby out of the painting |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Soundmind(m): 12:30pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
I do not pray or wish for such, but if it happens, wetin man go do? If i am convinced am responsible for the pregnancy, i will keep the pregnancy if i do not want to marry the lady, i will take good care of her till my child grow. if it is the one i want to marry, i will go on and marry her. If i am not ready for marriage then, i will take care of her, then get ready and bring her in, then the party will start officially, no MC wanted. |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Hazeleyed(f): 12:37pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
@silly,,u don find me come here abi,follow follow, and do not,i repeat,do not call me laser-eyes again oooo, just warning u, and what exactly do u think could have been the story to get the baby ou of the picture, ehnn, no find my trouble ooo, |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by sillyboy(m): 12:51pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
@ lazer (oops sorry) Havel eyed. and what exactly do u think could have been the story to get the baby ou of the picture, ehnn, no find my trouble ooo, You could do that unintentionally while you were doing sit-ups or skipping exercises u suddenly develop interest in!!! very easy I like u sha. Mo like e gan!! (u smart) |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Hazeleyed(f): 1:18pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
hahahahahaha, very close to the story.hnmmm something like that shaa, if u stop calling me lase eyes we could be friends, atleast i don notice u reach that point, abi no be wetin u dey find before, Agbaya, why u no go like me?i be girl,u be boy, likeness is inevitable on ur part, olodo, stop following me everywhere ooo, especially if u are calling me laser eye, silly willy |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by sillyboy(m): 1:53pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
I guess my guess is good. Would u mind sharing the story? I'll stop calling you laser eyed but you'll have to pardon me whenever i have "slip of fingers" . atleast i don notice u reach that point,ehenn so you don dey notice since . Okay me sef don dey notice you. I thought we were friends before, never knew we will just be starting why u no go like me?i be girl,u be boy, likeness is inevitable on your part, olodo, Believe me, it's not my fault. and am no agbaya ooo. "Am just 18 with 42years experience" and that "thing" neva grow old |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Hazeleyed(f): 2:00pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
18 yrs!!!!!meeennn,u are justa boy, anyways i'll forgive u at least now i know u are just a kid and kids make mistakes, not to worry we are friends oh, but silly ur picture suggests that u are much older than 18, we are friends now remember so no lying, but if truly u are 18,then i must say u not only have the 42yrs experience,u look it too, hahahahahahahahahahahahha |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by iice(f): 2:10pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
omaaaf: Ahhhh accept responsibility? Sorry its not my own web, it takes two to tango. . .and obviously i didnt make that baby by ownself Sorry, the people who know me, know me. . .and most importantly 'get' me. . .not bothered if others don't. . .they can go understand someone else |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by sillyboy(m): 2:47pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
@ Hazel eyed. This is the second time I'll be typing this! I did it earlier and one *looks at my back* naughty lady came around and wipe it off! Am definately not 18. That's why I put my statement in quote "Am just 18 with 42years experience". Am between 26 and 28yrs. That picture you were refering to was taken some years back while I was in year 3 @ the University. We are friends now but you'll have to stop insulting me anywhere on Nairaland. Even if I say naughty and silly things. Agree? |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by Hazeleyed(f): 4:29pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
ok silly, am glaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd u are not 18.geezzzz!!!!!!!!!!i for just pass out, anyways,i agree to be your friend but when u say naughty and silly things be sure to get some from me.afterall i won't let a brother tow the wrong part talk more of a friend(u), that's what friends are for,right, so buddy we look out for each other now,,abi u no like am like that? |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by jesusfreak(f): 6:10pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by stephanay(m): 6:13pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
i don't know what i'd do if i got pregnant, outside marriage i wont kill d baby of course but id prolly die of worry! my b/f and were making love one day and he almost forgot to wear d rubber i was like omg are u trying to get me pregnant or what?!!! and he was like that's not a bad idea, it will be my baby of course he wore d rubber as soon as i gave him a severe stare |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by osereka(m): 6:32pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
DILOGUE GIRLFRIEND; osereka, am pregnant OSEREKA ; wetin be dat? GIRLFRIEND; I say I don get belle OSEREKA ; na who give you the belle GIRLFRIEND; wetin you mean? na you now! OSEREKA ; eh hennn what of the other guys wey de shag you too? eh? like sillyboy, opuro,seun ,etC |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by osereka(m): 6:32pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
DIALOGUE GIRLFRIEND; osereka, am pregnant OSEREKA ; wetin be dat? GIRLFRIEND; I say I don get belle OSEREKA ; na who give you the belle GIRLFRIEND; wetin you mean? na you now! OSEREKA ; eh hennn what of the other guys wey de shag you too? eh? like sillyboy, opuro,seun ,etC |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by BUSHFELLOW(m): 8:20am On Jul 11, 2007 |
hhm how come my condom tear abi wetin. GUYS PLAY SAFE PLEASE |
Re: If Ur Girl Walks Up To U Now And Tells U She Is Pregnant by sillyboy(m): 8:54am On Jul 11, 2007 |
*Silly suddenly burst in* Sillyboy: No be me ooo Osereka: Why u think say no be you? Pregnant Girl: Hehe hehe hehe (crying) Seun: Pregnant girl sorry oo (looking so worried) Sillyboy: Am sure it wasn't me!! I only "knocked" but never "entered"! Oseraka: Are u sure? Why d girl dey call your name when I dey "Fire" am? All except Oseraka: So you "fire" am?!!!!!! (shouts) *Oseraka look lost* Pregnant Girl: Oga Silly no "enter" my "shop". Na Oga Oseraka and Oga Seun enter my "shop" eh eh eh eh (Crying) Sillyboy: *kneeling down thanking God* Pregnant Girl: Na Oga Oseraka "enter" my "shop" pass! |
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