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Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gungab(m): 4:59pm On Sep 21
Common Meeeenh


Applying straight up
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by meanest(m): 5:02pm On Sep 21
How hilarious[q uote author=dyera post=94163965]This is better than having them go through corrupt local government council office.

Buhari is working, the people are smiling.[/quote]
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Slynation(m): 5:04pm On Sep 21
You create a survival fund scheme on one hand yet kill SMEs and businesses with high and unnecessary taxation policies on the other hand.... This Country is just wonderful
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by WallStreetfx(m): 5:05pm On Sep 21
Sonnobax15:
undecided. only the procedures self don already discourage me



I think say na only me
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by GYZSERVICES1: 5:07pm On Sep 21
ManOfCompetence:
how do I register for this CAC....??

Take advantage of this government provision to register a Limited Liability Company and get your CAC certificate in 2 weeks time.

Check the signature for contact details.

Kind regards

Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by achierosion(m): 5:07pm On Sep 21
Never benefited anything from this godforsaken country... Why putting CAC as a criteria?

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Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Jrevelation(m): 5:08pm On Sep 21
the website is survivalfund.ng and its redirecting to survivalfundapplication.com


The website is life the country
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by bluefilm: 5:14pm On Sep 21
Covid19 carry enough wahala come...
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by mukhcech(m): 5:17pm On Sep 21
FarahAideed:
Another round of corruption and inflation all over again ..The right companies will not get it and the over 90 percent will be looted by Politicians and their cronies setting off another round of inflation .. Welfarism has no place is a society that glorifies dishonesty

Balderdash

Mtchew

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Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by pat077: 5:18pm On Sep 21
Dangrace01:


Artisan don't need to register a business.

Theirs is the second section
what will they provide as a proof that they are truly artisans?
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Holesher(m): 5:20pm On Sep 21
N75,000,000,000 divided by 35,000 times 36 is approximately equal to N59,500 by the time we consider FCT it will be N58k. Why is Nigerian government like to lie everytime. Me I think, may be all these bloggers are just collecting bribe to insult our sensibilities. Where did FG see 75b to share this time. Is it China loan? Firs? Nnpc? Was it appropriated in 2020 budget? I just weak for everything sef
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Mathantics: 5:22pm On Sep 21
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by GoodofNaija: 5:23pm On Sep 21
aremuforlife:

Have you verified it, if it is fraud or genuine or you just stand to condemn an of the government efforts

Be deceiving yourself!

Money that majority will go to their cronies.

If you ask them to account for the money, they will be fainting.

If all such monies they have been distributing in the past have truly got to the people, why do you think there's so much poverty in the land?

Just know that one will be one day, the hunter will catch the thief!
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Dangrace01: 5:23pm On Sep 21
pat077:
what will they provide as a proof that they are truly artisans?

Dont think there is any requirement just register for artisan and those who just need money ie 3rd category
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Jaapu: 5:25pm On Sep 21
Dangrace01:


Artisan don't need to register a business.

Theirs is the second section

Ignore all this semi illiterates. They are never do well.
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Emperor4tune(m): 5:25pm On Sep 21
when ever i hear online registration especially when it involves FG an money matters i just dey remain calm...na only Oluwa go help us scale
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by pat077: 5:27pm On Sep 21
Dangrace01:


Dont think there is any requirement just register for artisan and those who just need money ie 3rd category
OK. Will give it a try
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by slowice(m): 5:29pm On Sep 21
Why are traders always exempted from benefits like this one..... Trade employs most number of Nigerians and traders too suffered from the effect of covid-19 but they don't get any form of assistance from the government. As if they don't exist
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by joyfit: 5:32pm On Sep 21
Following
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by BigBashiru: 5:38pm On Sep 21
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Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by WowSweetGuy(m): 5:43pm On Sep 21
Sonnobax15:
undecided. only the procedures self don already discourage me


Exactly.

USELESS People who cant give real fund to.the grassroot man
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by LOVEGINO(m): 5:52pm On Sep 21
dyera:
This is better than having them go through corrupt local government council office.

Buhari is working, the people are smiling.
"smiling"? may Evans locate u.
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by IAmSkinny: 5:57pm On Sep 21
I'm a freelance photographer. I don't even have a studio yet. How do I benefit from this?
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Kingdemi212019: 5:57pm On Sep 21
Well,50% to politicians, 30% to Yahoo boys (hackers with the help of back insider)and 20% for the good citizens of Nigeria =100% (75bn)
Final answer
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by lichocho(m): 5:57pm On Sep 21
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Autogduru411: 6:05pm On Sep 21
This is the Nigerian version of EMPLOYMENT BENEFITS that US government did for their citizens, but just watch this Yahoo government officials will hijack the thing from inside, infact if your name sounds like someone from the South forget about it....
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by ipica: 6:10pm On Sep 21
TheRareGem1:


We know people like, you will talk anyhow in the open and hide to key into the programme. But it's fine.
Listen, I may secretly key in but spending billions on short term solutions like this to the mountainous economic problems facing Nigeria is infuriating to educated futuristic thinkers. Just look at the penny wise pound foolish decisions we make as a nation. Maybe this money is even part of a loan collected. Social welfare is good but emphasise investments.

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Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by RTSC: 6:15pm On Sep 21
Yankiss:
Hmmm. Nigeria haff started working. But please, there's no need for much noise until it can be proven that this is not another hoarse to be hijacked by those at the corridors of power. I take this with a little pinch of salt. Too good to be true.
I dont support this govt, but please don't joke with free govt money.
It is free money from oil.

I had the opportunity to get free 500,000 naira covid-19 relief and i discounted it as fraud.

The person that brought it to me applied online for herself and her husband and got 1 million.

The thing is still paining me.

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Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by greenguy: 6:18pm On Sep 21
What saddens my heart about this most is that Osinbanjo, a Pastor and SAN is spare heading this fraud.

Grant right?
Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by darlenese(f): 6:25pm On Sep 21
A lot of people have been saying this is scam ? Please I want to apply I want to really know if it's scam o
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