Simply going highlight some of the most bizarre mating rituals in the animal kingdom.
From being dinner at a date to ultimate dance offs, and everything in between.

Honeybees

In springtime, when a young queen bee flies through a group of male bees—AKA drones—the fellas say to themselves, “I’m going to get that girl if it’s the last thing I ever do!” And it will be.
A male’s successful aerial mating with a queen means his genitals will explode, pushing the sperm—and part of his severed phallus—inside the queen, possibly acting as a plug to keep other males from entering. The drone literally dies for love.

Clownfish

For humans, sex reassignment is a long process. But many species of fish can switch from male to female, or vice versa, in just a few weeks. Clownfish, for example, are all born male. They live in groups with one large male and one large female as the breeding pair. If the female dies or is removed from the group, the largest male will change sex and become the breeding female.

Now that’s a fish that steps up to the plate!

ePoster:
Clownfish

For humans, sex reassignment is a long process. But many species of fish can switch from male to female, or vice versa, in just a few weeks. Clownfish, for example, are all born male. They live in groups with one large male and one large female as the breeding pair. If the female dies or is removed from the group, the largest male will change sex and become the breeding female.

Now that’s a fish that steps up to the plate!

the ultimate transgender

Animals getting it on, those Honeybees tho... Hmmn

following

Hyenas


If you’re trying to figure out the sex of a mammal, there’s usually one surefire place to look—unless that animal is a hyena.

Female hyenas aren’t only larger and more aggressive than their male counterparts, but they have pseudo joysticks.

Males have to perform quite an awkward balancing act in order to get their actual penis into the female’s faux one. If it’s a successful mating, she’ll have to push pups through the fake phallus as well. No wonder hyenas are always laughing!

HUMANS..

We dey use mouth wash plate, eat snail and suck preek...
Which other animal does such??
We dey leave totö sef fvck nyãnsh

Deep sea anglerfish


The love lives of deep-sea Anglerfish are the stuff of nightmares, particularly for the male. In the dark depths of the Atlantic and Antarctic oceans, opportunities to find Mr. Right are few and far between. That’s why females and males have to stick together once they find each other. Literally.

When they meet, the male bites into the female and begins to fuse with her, gradually disintegrating until only his reproductive organs are left. Essentially, his nutritional needs are met from absorbing part of her intake, and she has sperm at the ready to fertilize her eggs.

During an aquatic lovers’ spat, she can never say “Honey, get off my back.”

Chickens are the most bizarre to me... It's always RAPE

OkuFaba:
HUMANS..


We dey use mouth wash plate, eat snail and suck preek...

Which other animal does such??

We dey leave totö sef fvck nyãnsh

Apes gives MouthAction even more than human.

And they have sex for fun too, not just for offsprings

weird

Praying mantis

Mating is a bit of an unfortunate activity for the male praying mantis that risks being eaten by the female! Having been lured to the female by pheromones, males may or may not get to mate before the female bites their head off; not all males are unlikely, some do get away uninjured. Males can make up around 60% of the female diet during mating season, and females that eat males appear to lay more eggs.

Red garter snakes

Competition reaches new heights for red garter snakes. When it’s time to mate, up to 100 males can go after a single female at the same time; the female ends up in the middle of a large mating ball.

Garden snails

Snails are hermaphrodites, so have both male and female organs. But rather than competing with each other to decide who gets to be the male, both snails are impregnated. This isn’t the only strange thing about the way snails mate though; sperm is injected by stabbing the other snail with a sharp reproductive organ, nicknamed a love dart. Being repeatedly stabbed does take its toll though, and over time could result in death!

Bonobos: The free-love ape



Whereas a lot of animal sex seems purely reproductive, bonobos are promiscuous, engage in a wide variety of recreational sex-acts with members of both sexes, and aren't particularly jealous. They use sex to make friends, form group bonds, and as currency. Also, they are one of the few non-human animals to copulate face-to-face.

Flatworms


Flatworms are seaborne hermaphrodites who can play either the male or female role in reproduction. When two flatworms meet, they extend sharp two-headed joysticks and try to stab each other with them and inject the other with sperm. Getting pregnant doesn't necessarily mean losing though. In many species, "fathers" continue to "fence" with other individuals until they are inseminated too.

Marsupial mice: Here for a good time, not a long time



Puberty hits hard for the males of these tiny Australian marsupials. When they reach sexual maturity, their testes disintegrate and the clock starts ticking on a short but frenzied mating period. Nature gives them just a few weeks to use the sperm they've accumulated to ensure their posterity before they die. The boys skip sleep and run around frantically looking for mating opportunities, while their fur falls out and they develop ulcerations and gangrene. Although you might expect the males to fight during this desperate bid to reproduce, they're actually quite friendly with each other

We'll continue later on.

Banana slugs begin their mating with a few vicious love nips. Then the animals curl around each other, forming a bright yellow yin-yang symbol. Next, they insert their joysticks. (Remember, they both have one.) In some cases, one slug provides sperm and the other slug receives it. More often, the slugs swap sperm. Copulation can last many hours. Then, in most cases, the slugs withdraw and part ways.

Offpoint1:
Chickens are the most bizarre to me... It's always RAPE

Exactly i saw a youtube video of about 20male chickens raping one female chicken to death, i was like wtf

ePoster:
Bonobos: The free-love ape



Whereas a lot of animal sex seems purely reproductive, bonobos are promiscuous, engage in a wide variety of recreational sex-acts with members of both sexes, and aren't particularly jealous. They use sex to make friends, form group bonds, and as currency. Also, they are one of the few non-human animals to copulate face-to-face.

Homophones looking for proof of homosexuality in animals come see oh.

OkuFaba:
HUMANS..


We dey use mouth wash plate, eat snail and suck preek...

Which other animal does such??

We dey leave totö sef fvck nyãnsh

Polar bears do anal sex

Cat own nko....

cats getting it on, those bees tho... Hmmn

JOACHINpedro:
Polar bears do anal sex

u be polar bear??

i hope bobrisky is reading this

ePoster:
Clownfish

For humans, sex reassignment is a long process. But many species of fish can switch from male to female, or vice versa, in just a few weeks. Clownfish, for example, are all born male. They live in groups with one large male and one large female as the breeding pair. If the female dies or is removed from the group, the largest male will change sex and become the breeding female.

Now that’s a fish that steps up to the plate!

OkuFaba:
u be polar bear??

lol. Just get the knowledge

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