@tosin. . .hey dude wia u dey since i don chop d1 weyy kop no min deyy inside. . .who knws mayb na de last pot(burnt area) wey u self dey chop.


@pleummy, baby watsup u r w3lcm3.

Orton1_0:

Hello Madame Pelummy *takes off hat*,
Welcome to Nairaland darling, I'm the 'em, 'em, well its of no im.
There is someone I would love you to meet!!!
He's so cool and nice and would definitely show you arround and get you well acquainted with his likes on here.
So pls have a seat, feel at home and relax while I go get him for ya.
**runs out yelling, 'Mr, Cork!!!'. . 'Mr, Cork!!!' . . .c'mon bro, where are you at?**

sweety dear dnt do dis 2 her!let's go for mobo

Tosinville:

Look at all dis small small boys o!, king wan chop al of una sef go dey bring plate come wan con follow me chop d edikang ikong wey annawhite arrange 4 me, una no dey fear? if i give al of una HOT SLAP 4 face ehn!, una go see papa call am mama.


Annawhite

abeg na apkwu go sweet chop dat soup jor

*covering ma nose*here u go sweety,u sure u want 2 eat dis akpwu!

Brite02:

@tosin. . .hey dude wia u dey since i don chop d1 weyy kop no min deyy inside. . .who knws mayb na de last pot(burnt area) wey u self dey chop.


@pleummy, baby watsup u r w3lcm3.

brite pls stop actin like a greedy man!
Mrs chima is offerin u oyibo kop no mi,u gotta choose wat u want!

Left a post @ the previous page for you darling, seen it yet?

Orton1_0:

Left a post @ the previous page for you darling, seen it yet?

ma bad!yea i read dat,jst fillin sad dat i cant do anytin 2 make u hapi.
Wat's bin goin on u?u okay sunshine?

Mr, Cork:

Ok ladies, apart from Mrs chima, annawhite,Goldieluks , MyGoldie, odununu, DYT, Augugua

or OBOcoco,  which of u really want me? By the way, pls be gentle & but pls dont hut me!!

why do i get dis feeling that u r dyin 4 me.sory 2 disapoint u i dnt do guys half ma size

**grabs a handful of groins laughing**
Speak of the devil himself.
Mr Cork, bro watsup?
Have you gotten your alternator from vat 'ugly yellow car'??
I mean the one that belongs to the 'fat slight light skinned Ibo chick' you took 'roller skating'?
PMSL.

Orton1_0:

**grabs a handful of groins laughing**
Speak of the devil himself.
Mr Cork, bro watsup?
Have you gotten your alternator from vat 'ugly yellow car'??
I mean the one that belongs to the 'fat slight light skinned Ibo chick' you took 'roller skating'?
PMSL.

damn! Manh

I want to 'tosiibe' who is down with me?

Any one from Chi Town here?

No thanks mr-cork

fstranger3:

I want to 'tosiibe' who is down with me?

Any one from Chi Town here?

google chi town oga tosiibe

^^^^

Are you from Chi -Town?

fstranger3:

^^^^

Are you from Chi -Town?

no sir!

^^^

Can you relocate to Chi-town just for me?

annawhite:

ma bad!yea i read dat,jst fillin sad dat i cant do anytin 2 make u hapi.
Wat's bin goin on u?u okay sunshine?

Right now wif you close to elbow? Yeah i'm better.
Its been one hell of a week for me gurl.
Just pitying meself, couldn't get any sleep last night either!
Imagine a married friend of mine banging on my bloody gate @2am all in the name of spending the night cos he and his gf fought all nite. I spent the whole mornin listenin to crappy stories from both party.
Annie your Man don suffer, I no go lie you.
Anyway, Aw you dey now??

chat room, here i come

^^^^


Stay away for now. Let people in Chi-town respond before you post ok?

Fstranger da koloman
I'm sure u'd be singing a different hymn if she was a beyonce lookalike.

Man U/Arses here I go.
Somebody wish my boys in Red some lucks. Plss!!!
Bye Annie, catchya later.
*kisses*

jay bee:

Fstranger da koloman
I'm sure u'd be singing a different hymn if she was a beyonce lookalike.

I know why you said that

You saw me checking her profile?


Wetin man go do?

I like this thread though. Very very very good. hi five!

Jaybee,

Why do people keep assuming that I am Oyinbo?


Mr Cock,

No thanks. I am graciously rejecting your offers.

Funny enough, i actually didn't see u in that action. Just put on me analyst hat and came to that conclusion.
You asked annawhite to relocate even though she appears to be in naij but frowned upon the other chick.
Oni jogbon

PS: Just had to open this thread cos i was getting too tired of thread derailment all over the place.

Cos u have oyinbo sense of humour, No?

White people have sense of humor?


I will not be meeting YOU after all.

Orton1_0:

Man U/Arses here I go.
Somebody wish my boys in Red some lucks. Plss!!!
Bye Annie, catchya later.
*kisses*

bst f lck

They mostly have dry sense of humour

I will meet Mr Chima instead.
Probably hook him up with a strong igbo chick

LMAO@my sense of humor being dry. You wish hater!

Go right ahead. I bet he will come back home to me. I got it like that.

Wasn't going to be for keeps. Just holiday meat kinda
sure a broda won't turn that down

hiya sis.

jay bee:

Wasn't going to be for keeps. Just holiday meat kinda
sure a broda won't turn that down

You introduce Mr. Chima to holiday meat and I will introduce Mrs. Jaybee to holiday dicks. She will surely leave you for keeps.


Heey sis! How you be, Goldieluks?

jay bee:

Funny enough, i actually didn't see u in that action. Just put on me analyst hat and came to that conclusion.
You asked annawhite to relocate even though she appears to be in naij but frowned upon the other chick.
Oni jogbon

PS: Just had to open this thread cos i was getting too tired of thread derailment all over the place.

i dnt mean 2 b rude but pls dnt say ma name again!pls except u want 2 throw me out of this forum.

fstranger3:

^^^

Can you relocate to Chi-town just for me?

nope! It calabar town al d way!lol

^^^
No vex oh
I apologise