Egoat:

We good pah bro.
Gone and settled.

LadyJasper:

How can you expect Osibanjo to resign? The money is good na. Lol

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Buharia didn't even sounded like an odogwu at all
The should have given him mushin weed
B4 the speech
All I could hear was traders moni, market Moni, agro moni and Npower moni (like w.t.f are we asking for types of moni or what)
Baba even did as if nothing happened in lekki,
Was taking about oba (as a Lagos indigene, am not in support of destroying oba stuff) buh he bleeped up full-time, Even the biblical Joseph that store food for seven years didn't store (perishables) up to they stuff I saw there..
Buh what do I know
And in BTW I didn't hear anything new from the unsophisticated broadcast
Just the same crap (maybe it was even recorded with Tiktok)

Biodun556:



It's a flag that signifies commander in chief.

The colours their represent the army, the navy, airforce and the police.

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Buharia didn't even sounded like an odogwu at all
The should have given him mushin weed
B4 the speech
All I could hear was traders moni, market Moni, agro moni and Npower moni (like w.t.f are we asking for types of moni or what)
Baba even did as if nothing happened in lekki,
Was taking about oba (as a Lagos indigene, am not in support of destroying oba stuff) buh he bleeped up full-time, Even the biblical Joseph that store food for seven years didn't store (perishables) up to they stuff I saw there..
Buh what do I know
And in BTW I didn't hear anything new from the unsophisticated broadcast
Just the same crap (maybe it was even recorded with Tiktok)

MorataFC:
He mentioned policemen who died on duty during the protest but what of those who were killed by police or the military men?
Those one no be human?

Drabeey:
Even if it is pre-recorded ....

Say something like this, then do wetin dey your mind.



1. Address the nation with the other 2,3 and 4th Nigeria citizens standing behind me while I say...

"Fellow Nigerians, esp Nigerian youths, it is with great regrets and sudden sense of call to responsibilities that we stand before you today. Not only as the leaders of this nation but also as fathers who understands the plights of their children... "

" We kneel before you today (they all go on their kneels) not to ask for forgiveness but to ask that you all calm down and allow us listen to your demands. The loggerheads are uncalled for. I blame out part for allowing your peaceful protest degenerate to this extent. Please cease your vexation and let's see to how we can make a round table discussion to MOVE OUR COUNTRY FORWARD.

2. I Mohammadu Buhari (parody) have ordered the closure of all police stations and colleges.
I have ordered the IG to summon all Nigeria Police personnel to a 2weeks intensive education on modern policing. They are also to undergo psychiatry tests and I have also ordered an independent televised coverage of the whole process.

To this effect, I have ordered the leadership of Nigerian Army and Civil Defense to maintain peace and order in our country.

We are determined to put a full stop to police brutality. Not only that, we have set up a panel to discipline all erring police personnel. I assure you they will all be brought to book.
More however is that any officer who fail to report for this process shall be tried and whereabouts leaked to the public. I assure you that we are about to see the new face of police services to the public.

We understand how promising your future looks. We are ready to work with your leadership to bring out the best of you.

I hereby implore you to show us how democratic you all are by selecting leaders to represent your interest.

3. I lieu to the above statement, we will support your leadership to organise a national conference meeting where every of your demands be tendered and scrutinised. I assure you that we shall not influence this process and will work with them to grant every of your demands

I implore you to understand why we need to cease been at loggerheads for the benefit of our dear nation.

Fellow Nigerians, the last few weeks have been bloody and I pray we never experience these sad occurrences again in Nigeria.....

#spit

Drabeey was Here

2mch:

He did and he’s not brave enough to admit.

Johnnysixtus:
Who do us like this?

Finnese001:
You call this a presidential speech

even my illiterate grandmother can do better

GeneralOjukwu:


FACTS:

Buhari is a useless leader.

EndSARS had noble intentions at the start but it eventually was hijacked by anti Yoruba interests.

If you're Yoruba and you supported destroying your homeland, shame on you for your naivety.

Mrattih:
Am still asking, which country owns that other flag behind BUHARI? Answer please.

johnisaola:


Buhari and johnsisaola's useless homosexual father who is more useless among theme please

johnisaola:
your illiterate mother and father unko can they do it better too?

WhatCanIsay:
Nigeria as a country has no president, it's obvious to us all. What we have there is something it's only function is to retain power in the North, not just the North but for the Fulani.

What is there in the speech? The major evil, the Lekki ordeal has been wiped from his memory.

This country can never be the same. And for those rejoicing that they have power... You will witness the slipperiness of power.

Evil can never conquer good. It's matter of time.

yemi1504:


That is the Armed Forces flag sir, remember he is also the commander in chief of the Armed Forces.