MasterofNL:


Please teach me how to clear bush, I want to learn.

Do you have cutlass and shovel?

Don't mind me lol but on a serious note tomorrow morning just call your wife "see sexy baby" hold her nd tell her you lucky to have her nd she's most beautiful woman in the world.

In the evening cook her favorite meal, surprise her with flower nd lingerie nd make a move if this doesn't work then you need to to embrace being an eunuch

MasterofNL:

I will see if I can manage 3 days a week.

If you know you can't manage, better just go and keep one shenkes on the side for the culture.

Even the 3 days a week, are you sure you will get that much?
I just pity you...

crackhaus:

If you know you can't manage, better just go and keep one shenkes on the side for the culture.

Even the 3 days a week, are you sure you will get that much?
I just pity you...

Wetin man go do nah.

MasterofNL:


Wetin man go do nah.

You never chin chum chin...

You'll soon start touching yourself out of frustration, that's when you will know you're finished.

MasterofNL:


There's always drama. Why can't I approach my wife and have sex? Drama today, tomorrow until when she senses the strain in our relationship she will then agree. I am tired of the cycle

To free yourself from that you have to act as if you are not fantasy about sexes again, she would be wonder what's happing but you have to hold it don't show any sign of konji o

Ishilove:

Oga you sef will have to compromise a little bit. If you like nacking 5 days in a week, reduce it to three and have an agreement with her to adhere to the agreed number of days. Marriage na compromise o

Why did you change your gender to Make?

CsRockefeller:


Why did you change your gender to Make?

I am getting in touch with my masculine side.

MasterofNL:


I will see if I can manage 3 days a week.

Nackson.

crackhaus:

If you know you can't manage, better just go and keep one shenkes on the side for the culture.

Even the 3 days a week, are you sure you will get that much?
I just pity you...

Home wrecker

Ishilove:

Nackson.

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Ishilove:

I am getting in touch with my masculine side.

Ishilove:

Home wrecker

What will you now call the one that refused to open her legs for her husband to see food chop? Home bricklayer?

crackhaus:

What will you now call the one that refused to open her legs for her husband to see food chop? Home bricklayer?

I call her a foolish woman. Afterwards if the man goes out to satisfy himself they will go to social media to cry about how the husband cheated after she 'gave him my all'.

Ishilove:

I call her a foolish woman. Afterwards if the man goes out to satisfy himself they will go to social media to cry about how the husband cheated after she 'gave him my all'.

Ohh so you know, or you're being sarcastic?

The hunger has to be satisfied one way or the other anyway – usually better if it's the legally married wife doing the satisfaction.

But you women sef, even if you're always too tired to spread leg, can't you just use mouth & plenty spit to suck or use hand & oil to give hand-job?
At least, let a man bust a nut and relax...

crackhaus:

Ohh so you know, or you're being sarcastic?

The hunger has be satisfied one way or the other anyway – usually better if it's the legally married wife doing the satisfaction.

But you women sef, even if you're always too tired to spread leg, can't you just use mouth & plenty spit to suck or use hand & oil to give hand-job?
At least, let a man bust a nut and relax...

If you are too tired just open leg and start snoring. When oga has busted the nut he will roll away, end of story, every one is happy.

However it may not always work because oga will still complain that madam lay down 'like a log of wood' during lovemaking. This is why compromise is the only way forward. Sex truly isn't food and if the woman who has a ton of libido killing activities during daytime complains of tiredness then there should be a middle ground somewhere.

Ishilove:

If you are too tired just open leg and start snoring. When oga has busted the nut he will roll away, end of story, every one is happy.

However it may not always work because oga will still complain that madam lay down 'like a log of wood' during lovemaking. This is why compromise is the only way forward. Sex truly isn't food and if the woman who has a ton of libido killing activities during daytime complains of tiredness then there should be a middle ground somewhere.

Cue in the mouth and spit, OR hand and oil... Legs don't need to spread, no mounting necessary.
And remember that while she's doing any of these, her husband's hands will also be working her tits and clit

Man nor too hard to satisfy like dat

crackhaus:


Cue in the mouth and spit, OR hand and oil... Legs don't need to spread, no mounting necessary.
And remember that while she's doing any of these, her husband's hands will also be working her tits and clit

Man nor too hard to satisfy like dat

If the woman can do mouth action, trust me, opening leg is no issue. Mouth action requires brain work and energy.
Better to open leg. But I agree that sometimes when one is dead beat, ordinary hand touching your body will make you to cringe.

Your brain will refuse to process it positively but see it as an enemy. Just reach a compromise.

The @op is just having fun anyway

crackhaus:


Cue in the mouth and spit, OR hand and oil... Legs don't need to spread, no mounting necessary.
And remember that while she's doing any of these, her husband's hands will also be working her tits and clit

Man nor too hard to satisfy like dat

Too graphic. Don't get carried away, tiger

descarado:

If the woman can do mouth action, trust me, opening leg is no issue. Mouth action requires brain work and energy.
Better to open leg. But I agree that sometimes when one is dead beat, ordinary hand touching your body will make you to cringe.

Your brain will refuse to process it positively but see it as an enemy. Just reach a compromise.

The @op is just having fun anyway

Are you serious?
What of hand-job nko? That one too require brain work and energy?

Yea I know the OP is just having fun, Lol.. Very few topics are serious in this section these days

Ishilove:

Too graphic. Don't get carried away, tiger

Lol

crackhaus:

Are you serious?
What of hand-job nko? That one too require brain work and energy?

Yea I know the OP is just having fun, Lol.. Very few topics are serious in this section these days

Hand na work too.
ABI no be energy u go use rub the thing up and down?
Just open leg. But the problem on opening leg is that the man won't mind his business alone. He go dey crawl all over you, hence the no in the first place.
Abeg, man and woman matter tie wrapper and gele go market. Till I die, it continues

descarado:

Hand na work too.
ABI no be energy u go use rub the thing up and down?
Just open leg. But the problem between opening leg is that the man won't mind his business alone. He go dey crawl all over you, hence the no in the first place.
Abeg, man and woman matter tie wrapper and gele go market. Till I die, it continues

Hehehe, it's alright.

Nicoswit:

She obviously doesn't like sex...there are people like that

Naah that's a lie, every woman loves to have sex from time to time

MasterofNL:


I have done so many times that's why I said I am tired.

I think she's cheated and can not live with herself, hence the bars.

Was she like this before?

MasterofNL:


I will see if I can manage 3 days a week.

Manage 3 times in a week SMH. Are you jobless?

pozehnani:
It could be mood swings. Just try and bear with her. Also try to find out if something is bothering her.

so he should bear with her, maybe in 3 or 6 months time


oga, abeg if she know give sex, just go and get one side chick and realise everything.



no time




how can I be waiting for my wife to be in a good mood before I can have sex

Petyprincess:

Do you have cutlass and shovel?

Don't mind me lol but on a serious note tomorrow morning just call your wife "see sexy baby" hold her nd tell her you lucky to have her nd she's most beautiful woman in the world.

In the evening cook her favorite meal, surprise her with flower nd lingerie nd make a move if this doesn't work then you need to to embrace being an eunuch

sisy


all this things, so his wife can give him sex



I don't Knowif I will get married, because some women(if not all) makes marriage to be hell on earth




something that I will enjoy as a single, is what a married man is begging for.




las las, marriage na scam

Ishilove:
Home wrecker

his not a home wrecker



why will a married man beg his wife for sex.

some women are just wicked



later they will come here in nairaland saying all men are cheat

not knowing they are the cause of it


las las marriage na scam

argent412:
so he should bear with her, maybe in 3 or 6 months time


oga, abeg if she know give sex, just go and get one side chick and realise everything.



no time




how can I be waiting for my wife to be in a good mood before I can have sex

So how would you feel if you're not in the mood and a woman is forcing herself on you? Or how comfortable will you be making out with a woman not responding to your touch and feels like strangling you?

Ok, you go out and contract a disease? Or die on top of a woman ( as it's always the case with most cheating men these days)? What will be said of you? That you lack self control?

You men should learn to respect our moods. Sex is not food. Biko.

pozehnani:


So how would you feel if you're not in the mood and a woman is forcing herself on you? Or how comfortable will you be making out with a woman not responding to your touch and feels like strangling you?

Ok, you go out and contract a disease? Or die on top of a woman ( as it's always the case with most cheating men these days)? What will be said of you? That you lack self control?

You men should learn to respect our moods. Sex is not food. Biko.

so, if the woman decides not give her husband sex, just because she's not in the mood to have sex, the man should just be like that when konji is Killig him





why are you women so wicked

what's the need of getting married if my wife keeps on denying me sex


the last thing I will ever do is to beg my wife for sex,



better, I will go get outside.

pozehnani:


Hmm.. it's mood. I can perfectly understand her cos she's just like me. I don't feel up to it until around my menstrual period, few days before and after then the mood dies off again. It's not our fault. Thats what the body does to us.

Well.. like I said, bear with her but if you can't wait till shes in the mood, then encourage her to eat lots of chocolates. It sets one in the mood at all times. This is what I discovered so I won't deprive my man when the time comes cos at some point I was worried and went into research where I found this.

It's well dear.

This mood things should not determine sex in marriage. Some people can be moody forever. That would mean the man is on his own.

My orientation about is sex in marriage is quite different; especially after my pastor's wife touched on the topic.

She said that we need to channel our minds and deliberately activate ourselves when sex is coming. It really helped me. I have never said I am not in the mood. I don't even have to tell my husband when I am tired. He knows and just lets me sleep.

Ishilove:
You obviously have a higher libido than her. Like thorpido pointed out, she needs someone to talk sense into her head because she is not going about it the right way.

My friend had to pour his heart out to me one day about how his wife was withholding sex. It became so serious that he had to involve my pastor's wife who talked to her and gave her some books on sex to read. A marriage of less than a year and alreadysex issues.