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I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by bootyeater: 10:33am On Nov 11, 2020
it was a lonely saterday night and i wuz chilling on xvideos with my dick flopping out looking for gay incest rape vids. i was getting frustrated cause there wasnt really anything good but i came across a video called "CURSED VIDEO DONT WATCH" so my slow ass watched it LOL.

at the time it seemed like a good idea because it was the hottest fucking video of a dad pounding up his sons guts with force. i nutted with such intensity it felt like my organs were about to burst out my rooster.

I didnt bother cleaning up because i felt rlly tired after my big nut, so i just went to bed nude covered in jizz. i woke up the next morning and all the jizz was gone so i thought "oh, my dog must have licked it off while i was sleeping."

i went downstairs to make my favorite breakfast (corn flakes and water), and felt like someone was watching me. lo and fucking behold i open my cupboard and MY NUT FROM LAST NIGHT IS IN THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CORN FLAKES. it walked around like some sort of slow kangaroo and moaned every time it took a step like a humpback whale. it was the scariest fucking thing i have ever witnessed in my life.

i ran upstairs screaming and locked myself in my room and started smashing my ballsack with a hammer because i never wanted to bust a nut again. all of a sudden i hear knocking on my door and my nut says in a terrifying voice "aye bruh whats the wifi password" and now im utterly horrified. i barricaded my door and tried to call the police but they didnt pick up because they saw that my number called them 800 times in the last month asking for help with my math homework. so i was stuck by myself. i tried to distract myself by listening to lil pump and watching anime. "TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY! TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY!" i screamed to myself but i still knew that my nut was still outside my door.

i must have fallen asleep due to sleep deprivation and lack of food, because i blacked out and woke up like 36 hours later. i pressed my ear to my door and listened for my nut walking around the house. i couldnt hear anything, so i inched the door open slowly and walked out to get something to eat.

i creeped carefully around the house and tried to open the freezer when i heard those godawful footsteps and moaning noises. i tried to hide in the fridge but there were too many greek yoghurts so i just fucking slipped out and smashed my head on the floor. the room was spinning around me, everything was blurry. my nut slid up to my ear and whispered "lmao my nigga your dick small as Bleep" and i realized i was still nude. THIS WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. i was blind with rage at that moment. with all the remaining might in my body, i punched the shit out of my nut and send his goofy ass flying across my living room. i forced myself to stand and started jerking my dick furiously. i screamed and yelled in pain as i stroked my wiener. my foreskin had become red and numb, but i pressed onwards.

through what felt like a fucking strand of barbed wire coming out of my dick, i created another living nut, specialized to kill my other evil and malevolent nut. i named it evan. i witnessed as my two globs of cum splashed upon each other, wildly swinging ropes of jizz at each other until Evan held my evil nut in a chokehold and it died slowly.

I gave evan a high five and a starbucks gift card and let him go and live his life in the big city. i burned the body of my evil nut and threw his ashes into the toilet. sometimes evan still calls me and we play video games together. i will never watch gay incest rape porn again.

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Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Perfecttouch(m): 10:38am On Nov 11, 2020
If I say you need Jesus in your life, you might qurrry me that despite seeing the topic, why did I open it?
But sincerely, you need Jesus in your life.

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Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by DryMouth: 10:49am On Nov 11, 2020
Did they also break psychiatric hospitals during the endsars protest?

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Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Godada(m): 10:50am On Nov 11, 2020
sad
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by SILENTandSMART2: 11:02am On Nov 11, 2020
Aswear i don't understand anything about this story despite the fact dat i read ham finish,

Everything just get as e be cheesy


grin

Aswear this OP issa character, grin

grin

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Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Nobody: 11:09am On Nov 11, 2020
awe op can you share link to the hot video?
there's nothing like making out with a sexy and masculine man to dominate you
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by bootyeater: 11:48am On Nov 11, 2020
azawuoba:
awe op can you share link to the hot video?

there's nothing like making out with a sexy and masculine man to dominate you
Oh no the video is currsed...sharing it will give me another evil nutt which is bard
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by finalboss(m): 1:10pm On Nov 11, 2020
angry What a slowpoke
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by tnerro1(m): 1:18pm On Nov 11, 2020
Great, the Nigerian youth they were protesting for embarassed
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by tarantino1: 1:27pm On Nov 11, 2020
Nice story bruh! Tarantino and Nolan would be impressed.

Holla me when you drop part 2
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Rickmann: 3:53pm On Nov 11, 2020
bootyeater:
it was a lonely saterday night and i wuz chilling on xvideos with my dick flopping out looking for gay incest rape vids. i was getting frustrated cause there wasnt really anything good but i came across a video called "CURSED VIDEO DONT WATCH" so my slow ass watched it LOL.

at the time it seemed like a good idea because it was the hottest fucking video of a dad pounding up his sons guts with force. i nutted with such intensity it felt like my organs were about to burst out my rooster.

I didnt bother cleaning up because i felt rlly tired after my big nut, so i just went to bed nude covered in jizz. i woke up the next morning and all the jizz was gone so i thought "oh, my dog must have licked it off while i was sleeping."

i went downstairs to make my favorite breakfast (corn flakes and water), and felt like someone was watching me. lo and fucking behold i open my cupboard and MY NUT FROM LAST NIGHT IS IN THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CORN FLAKES. it walked around like some sort of slow kangaroo and moaned every time it took a step like a humpback whale. it was the scariest fucking thing i have ever witnessed in my life.

i ran upstairs screaming and locked myself in my room and started smashing my ballsack with a hammer because i never wanted to bust a nut again. all of a sudden i hear knocking on my door and my nut says in a terrifying voice "aye bruh whats the wifi password" and now im utterly horrified. i barricaded my door and tried to call the police but they didnt pick up because they saw that my number called them 800 times in the last month asking for help with my math homework. so i was stuck by myself. i tried to distract myself by listening to lil pump and watching anime. "TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY! TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY!" i screamed to myself but i still knew that my nut was still outside my door.

i must have fallen asleep due to sleep deprivation and lack of food, because i blacked out and woke up like 36 hours later. i pressed my ear to my door and listened for my nut walking around the house. i couldnt hear anything, so i inched the door open slowly and walked out to get something to eat.

i creeped carefully around the house and tried to open the freezer when i heard those godawful footsteps and moaning noises. i tried to hide in the fridge but there were too many greek yoghurts so i just fucking slipped out and smashed my head on the floor. the room was spinning around me, everything was blurry. my nut slid up to my ear and whispered "lmao my nigga your dick small as Bleep" and i realized i was still nude. THIS WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. i was blind with rage at that moment. with all the remaining might in my body, i punched the shit out of my nut and send his goofy ass flying across my living room. i forced myself to stand and started jerking my dick furiously. i screamed and yelled in pain as i stroked my wiener. my foreskin had become red and numb, but i pressed onwards.

through what felt like a fucking strand of barbed wire coming out of my dick, i created another living nut, specialized to kill my other evil and malevolent nut. i named it evan. i witnessed as my two globs of cum splashed upon each other, wildly swinging ropes of jizz at each other until Evan held my evil nut in a chokehold and it died slowly.

I gave evan a high five and a starbucks gift card and let him go and live his life in the big city. i burned the body of my evil nut and threw his ashes into the toilet. sometimes evan still calls me and we play video games together. i will never watch gay incest rape porn again.


Pls try rewriting this crap in English language and maybe I can understand it.
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Nobody: 4:47pm On Nov 11, 2020
bootyeater:
it was a lonely saterday night and i wuz chilling on xvideos with my dick flopping out looking for gay incest rape vids. i was getting frustrated cause there wasnt really anything good but i came across a video called "CURSED VIDEO DONT WATCH" so my slow ass watched it LOL.

at the time it seemed like a good idea because it was the hottest fucking video of a dad pounding up his sons guts with force. i nutted with such intensity it felt like my organs were about to burst out my rooster.

I didnt bother cleaning up because i felt rlly tired after my big nut, so i just went to bed nude covered in jizz. i woke up the next morning and all the jizz was gone so i thought "oh, my dog must have licked it off while i was sleeping."

i went downstairs to make my favorite breakfast (corn flakes and water), and felt like someone was watching me. lo and fucking behold i open my cupboard and MY NUT FROM LAST NIGHT IS IN THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CORN FLAKES. it walked around like some sort of slow kangaroo and moaned every time it took a step like a humpback whale. it was the scariest fucking thing i have ever witnessed in my life.

i ran upstairs screaming and locked myself in my room and started smashing my ballsack with a hammer because i never wanted to bust a nut again. all of a sudden i hear knocking on my door and my nut says in a terrifying voice "aye bruh whats the wifi password" and now im utterly horrified. i barricaded my door and tried to call the police but they didnt pick up because they saw that my number called them 800 times in the last month asking for help with my math homework. so i was stuck by myself. i tried to distract myself by listening to lil pump and watching anime. "TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY! TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY!" i screamed to myself but i still knew that my nut was still outside my door.

i must have fallen asleep due to sleep deprivation and lack of food, because i blacked out and woke up like 36 hours later. i pressed my ear to my door and listened for my nut walking around the house. i couldnt hear anything, so i inched the door open slowly and walked out to get something to eat.

i creeped carefully around the house and tried to open the freezer when i heard those godawful footsteps and moaning noises. i tried to hide in the fridge but there were too many greek yoghurts so i just fucking slipped out and smashed my head on the floor. the room was spinning around me, everything was blurry. my nut slid up to my ear and whispered "lmao my nigga your dick small as Bleep" and i realized i was still nude. THIS WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. i was blind with rage at that moment. with all the remaining might in my body, i punched the shit out of my nut and send his goofy ass flying across my living room. i forced myself to stand and started jerking my dick furiously. i screamed and yelled in pain as i stroked my wiener. my foreskin had become red and numb, but i pressed onwards.

through what felt like a fucking strand of barbed wire coming out of my dick, i created another living nut, specialized to kill my other evil and malevolent nut. i named it evan. i witnessed as my two globs of cum splashed upon each other, wildly swinging ropes of jizz at each other until Evan held my evil nut in a chokehold and it died slowly.

I gave evan a high five and a starbucks gift card and let him go and live his life in the big city. i burned the body of my evil nut and threw his ashes into the toilet. sometimes evan still calls me and we play video games together. i will never watch gay incest rape porn again.
too long to read
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by SKhanmi: 5:09pm On Nov 11, 2020
Lmao grin, Crazy Clown! grin Looks copied though, black American slangs/words & talk style

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Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by freeman5050: 5:45pm On Nov 11, 2020
Buh that person must be a psychotic patient. I actually went through the post but I found out a lot of things were bad with him/her. But I concluded with horrible psyche

SKhanmi:
Lmao grin, Crazy Clown! grin Looks copied though, black American slangs/words & talk style
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by SKhanmi: 5:52pm On Nov 11, 2020
freeman5050:
Buh that person must be a psychotic patient. I actually went through the post but I found out a lot of things were bad with him/her. But I concluded with horrible psyche


Lol, it's pure hogwash. I've seen & read worse than this on 4chan and Reddit. Just some story writer with a sick hyperactive imagination.

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Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Erojepromise(f): 6:11pm On Nov 11, 2020
azawuoba:
awe op can you share link to the hot video?

there's nothing like making out with a sexy and masculine man to dominate you
know what you post angry
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 11, 2020
Gays everywhere
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Spicynutra(m): 7:47pm On Nov 11, 2020
Check out swae lee, tyga and lil mosey- Kraby step dance video



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLG8Ds19GK8
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by illicit(m): 8:38pm On Nov 11, 2020
Of course, u are nuts....
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Nobody: 9:01pm On Nov 11, 2020
Erojepromise:
know what you post angry
how e take concern you
amebo
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Silentgroper(m): 9:33pm On Nov 11, 2020
Dz should be in d joke section. Shii is funny as hell.

d father fvcking his son's mouth wit force had me shouting wtf out loud.

op if u ever find porn of intersex on xvideo, pls send me a link. Been searching 4 one.
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by franklingud(m): 9:53pm On Nov 11, 2020
How many people are sane again in this country?
I don't think we reach 5
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by SmellySperm(m): 10:07pm On Nov 11, 2020
Lol someone asked if they also broke out psychiatric hospital during the endsars protest
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by LikeAking: 11:33pm On Nov 11, 2020
piggyvestashawo:
Gays everywhere

Na religion curse am.

When you open only boys schs,what do you expect?

When you discourage young men from fucking women,they will Bleep their fellow men.

When they bring in their stupid over morality, they ruined every thing.

Africans maintained a decent moral society without any form sharia rule.
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Khd95(m): 3:34am On Nov 12, 2020
Be like this boy don smoke sick camel's shiit grin
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by letitrainnow(m): 7:35pm On May 08
Jesus loves you.
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Herrick: 8:38pm On May 08
Lol..crazy dude.
Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Nobody: 10:34pm On May 08
DryMouth:
Did they also break psychiatric hospitals during the endsars protest?

Yes in Calabar. OP is an escapee

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