mehn my pipo. Most guys need to wake up to the red pill o i swear.


I just met this guy after like 16 years. He was one of the guys that dug the foudation of my dads house then.
Good thing he now works with promasidor as a sales rep.


Its been a while so i asked him to hang out with me. He is a really cool guy and i really admired how honest he wasback then.

we got to a bar, i got two bottles of water, while he got some beer.

Webegan to gist.

I found out his dad passed some months ago. Incidentally, his dad was d one that sold land to my father. A cool man as well.

We got talking and he asked me about marriage. I am in no way against marriage, but if as a young man that i am, u ask me about marriage instead of my hustle, then u clearly are misplacing priorities.

I told d guy i am nt yet ready. Mehn dis guy began to lament abt how unlucky he has been with girls.

he went on and on abt how he had rented an apartment for a lady. How he fed her and spent all his money on her without a single savings or investment.


And just how all these sort of stories end... The girl left him for another guy.

Me sef i com dey vex y i buy beer for this kind simp. I no knw how i wan tell d guy sy him dey mad ni.

he also told me of another girl he was dating, but turned out she was a coded hoe, and all his friends had bleeped her. He told me when he found out, he felt like commiting suicide...

Then i asked him what he intended to do now, and d guy said he is still praying and searching for the right girl. At that point, i knew that he is finished.

Some simps will still come here to talk against SIMPS

i felt like slapping his head. How can u be silly enuf to be simping around.

His dad is late, and automatically all the houses and lands the man owned ow belongs to him. I just have a feeling that he may sell off or give out those properties to one olosho just to impress.

I felt disgusted listening to his ramblings.

i was a simp no doubt, but i am done with that shit. Even wen i was a simp, i wasnt even half as dumb and clueless as dis guy.

like who doesnt know that an average naija babe izza hoe? Expect anything else at your own detriment.

like who rents a house for a hoe dis days? I only saw those things in movies. Never knew twas real

well the reason y i decided to bring this thing here is... No matter what, never rent an apartment for a hoe. Except she is your sister.

This one na small thing compare to what others can do it is not legendary

This one is learning work. Have you seen when a girlfriend, i repeat girlfriend of a guy slaps his mother and the guy in question got angry with his mother for provoking his girlfriend. I almost slapped the guy that day. Because he is a bastard.

LIVINGICON:
This one is learning work. Have you seen when a girlfriend, i repeat girlfriend of a guy slaps his mother and the guy in question got angry with his mother for provoking his girlfriend. I almost slapped the guy that day. Because he is a bastard.

Man you get that bastard number?

LIVINGICON:
This one is learning work. Have you seen when a girlfriend, i repeat girlfriend of a guy slaps his mother and the guy in question got angry with his mother for provoking his girlfriend. I almost slapped the guy that day. Because he is a bastard.

let me believe this happened in a nollywood movie, cause this can't real for real... Like I can't even imagine sh*t happening in my presence

LIVINGICON:
This one is learning work. Have you seen when a girlfriend, i repeat girlfriend of a guy slaps his mother and the guy in question got angry with his mother for provoking his girlfriend. I almost slapped the guy that day. Because he is a bastard.

Lol.....all these Nollywood movie self . Honestly can't wrap my imagination on such scenario

Brightdude007:

Lol.....all these Nollywood movie self . Honestly can't wrap my imagination on such scenario

It actually happened and the Bastard posted it here on Nairaland

LIVINGICON:
This one is learning work. Have you seen when a girlfriend, i repeat girlfriend of a guy slaps his mother and the guy in question got angry with his mother for provoking his girlfriend. I almost slapped the guy that day. Because he is a bastard.

Sho de possible

Manlikeayoo:


let me believe this happened in a nollywood movie, cause this can't real for real... Like I can't even imagine sh*t happening in my presence

Ko possible

e be tinz

they will never learn

LIVINGICON:
This one is learning work. Have you seen when a girlfriend, i repeat girlfriend of a guy slaps his mother and the guy in question got angry with his mother for provoking his girlfriend. I almost slapped the guy that day. Because he is a bastard.

o boy, this wan weak me

that wan don pass simp nah simpisimpipi be that one oo

azawuoba:


o boy, this wan weak me

that wan don pass simp nah simpisimpipi be that one oo

It should be the highest grade.

Brightdude007:

Lol.....all these Nollywood movie self . Honestly can't wrap my imagination on such scenario

This is a bizarre situation i witnessed. I almost slapped the guy myself.

LIVINGICON:
This one is learning work. Have you seen when a girlfriend, i repeat girlfriend of a guy slaps his mother and the guy in question got angry with his mother for provoking his girlfriend. I almost slapped the guy that day. Because he is a bastard.

Abeg u dey joke!

LIVINGICON:
This one is learning work. Have you seen when a girlfriend, i repeat girlfriend of a guy slaps his mother and the guy in question got angry with his mother for provoking his girlfriend. I almost slapped the guy that day. Because he is a bastard.

wait.don't tell me u didn't

Aahh i think say na diary section for inside Romance we dey just now.. Lemme go back and read the diary story jare

Op!! ridiculing a man for his ignorance about women is the perfect Simp behaviour!!! You are a SIMP

SteelMcqueen:
Op!! ridiculing a man for his ignorance about women is the perfect Simp behaviour!!! You are a SIMP

you are a bastard, a mistake to the earth.