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6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 5:58pm On Nov 16, 2020
The heart of a woman is very deep like an ocean and there is no book which is written on earth to perfectly understand women.

You marry a wife and keep her at home and think you have her perfectly under the control of the palms of your hands but that could be very far from the truth. Your wife may have done a lot of things which you as a man can never bring yourself to imagine and may never know till you die.

I am going to reveal these things one by one and you will be surprised but they are true.

1. Fantasizing about having sex with another man:

It is commonplace to put men on the table of having fantasies about shagging another woman other than their wives but to be honest, your wife is very likely to be on this table without you knowing. It only takes the right time and opportunity to carry it out.

Most women who have such fantasies wish to do it with an ex who they had "hot pants" for in the past but weren't privileged to get married to because of some reasons.

2. Sexting another guy on Social media:

Women are very meticulous about their phones! This is because their phones are where they pour out almost 60% of their innate secrets. From personal diaries to hot gossips with fellow women and even intimate sex chats with members of the opposite sex.
Who says women are not carried away by looks? A cute guy online may hit on your wife and she could out of curiosity respond and before long, she is carried away by his charm and things may get steamy between the two,

The only thing is that women can be very discreet and so meticulous so they don't easily get caught. They can go all the way to delete messages and chat so you don't catch them easily.

3. Thinks of someone else while Masturbating or doing it with you:

Most people masturbate...Clergymen, lawyers, nuns and wait for it...your wife! Masturbation is manually stimulating yourself for sexual gratification and while this is done, the person paints vivid pictures of two or more others or themselves with another person in the act of sex.
Your wife masturbates while thinking of someone she either had sex with before you got married or someone she has a crush on but can't be with.

Apart from masturbation, she can also fantasize about another man while you are on top of her. Many women get to orgasms faster most of the time when visualizing that they are being hit by a hot guy they met somewhere or even a movie or musical star they have a deep crush on!

4. Discusses your sex life with her friends

If you think men are the only ones who kiss and tell, then think again! Women don't just talk about the latest handbag in the market or how much stockfish costs but they also talk about their sex life.

From how well or how bad you perform in the other room to various cucumber sizes of their spouses. and believe me, they will have a good laugh over the discussion and if you happen to stumble into them in the course of that discussion, they will quickly put on an innocent face like they are discussing about the Bible.

5. Has gone to places where she was groped and touched without your knowledge:

Like i earlier stated, women have a lot of secrets and can take them to their graves. One of those secrets are encounters which they have had but will never tell you.

There is every tendency that your wife has gone to a spa for a massage where a male masseur does the honors. Many women melt like butter under the touch of another man and having a massage is one of them. When you a having a massage, the maximum clothing item you will ever wear is an underwear (panties) if not butt naked. A male masseur can rub your wife's naked bare back down to her bum and gingerly slip his hand under the panties and tickle somewhere which you alone have exclusive rights to maritaly.
The likelihood of stopping the masseur from using his hands further is very slim.
She will jerk and moan until she gets into climax, come home and hug and kiss you and cook you dinner and pretend like nothing happened.

Another place is some "fake prayer houses" which was recommended by a friend or self recommendation. She gets to see the "Man of god" who tells her that the reason she is barren or having issues in her marital life is because village people are behind it so he needs to fortify her and schedules an overnight prayer session. She tells you she is going for all night prayer and when she gets there, she strips for a "spiritual bath" where the "prophet" uses blessed water to bath her and before you know it, the unimaginable happens.

Her Gynecologist or even doctor is not left out. Some certain "medical checkups" may require her to slip off her panties by a randy doctor who will play with her and may even have his way.


6.Pinning another man's pregnancy on you:

Nigeria is the second country with the highest number of paternity fraud after Jamaica. So many married women engage in illicit sexual activity with men other than their husbands and get pregnant if they are not using any form of birth control.

She tells you she is pregnant and your moi-moi mind is hailing you for a job well done not knowing that what you did was to "pour top-up oil" into a an externally conceived uterus. Are you still wondering why that your last born is behaving like a crook and nothing like you while you were his age?

Well a DNA test can decipher that!


So here you are...6 things tour wife can do or may have even done without you knowing at all.

Feel free to add yours

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by crackhaus: 6:06pm On Nov 16, 2020
What about those of us who already know they are capable of these things, but have simply chosen to make peace with it instead of bothering ourselves over-thinking and over-analyzing what a woman may be doing in secret? cheesy

Personally, I don't believe angels walk among us in the form of women...never have, probably never will.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 16, 2020
And what happens to what a husband can do without the wife's knowledge.....and even the ones he'll do with her knowledge

Let us hear word abeg, you'll continue painting one gender evil while ignoring what the other gender is capable of.

Why not address couples in general instead of picking a gender like they're the worse.

Whoever is dwelling on these things will remain single for a very long time...while those who are aware that 'wrong' has no gender will enjoy companionship and live a long peaceful life.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Brandonx(m): 6:12pm On Nov 16, 2020
That number 3 tho brought back memories grin
My Ex told me she once called my name whilst doing the thing cheesy grin
She said just the thought and she's all wet.
Women are just something else I don't understand how they get so attached to someone even years after they've left that person.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by ahnie: 6:27pm On Nov 16, 2020
Rubbish writeup

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by ahnie: 6:28pm On Nov 16, 2020
Rubbish writeup.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by mariahAngel(f): 6:29pm On Nov 16, 2020
Focus on loving your wife, then you'd have nothing to worry about.
Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by olasaad(f): 6:34pm On Nov 16, 2020
That's when you wife an olosho as wife cool cool cool

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Fountainofyouth(f): 6:50pm On Nov 16, 2020
Men do all these things(excluding 6) and more, the world didn't become a better place, live and let live abeg.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by RightToReject(m): 6:54pm On Nov 16, 2020
You've said nothing new and unknown; I mean, it's an open knowledge that women, just like men, of all ages and class, are capable of both bad and good. The only difference is that opportunistic women and men are susceptible to bad than conscientious ones, or even self-absorbing ones.

So, it's important that a husband must know the kind of woman he has as a wife and relate with her accordingly. Things (actions and inactions) to expect from a conscientious wife shouldn't be the same things to expect from a self-absorbing one or an opportunistic one, and they shouldn't be treated the same way.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by bukatyne(f): 7:06pm On Nov 16, 2020
Did the OP think women are saints, simpletons, without sexual desire, to come up with a comic 'six things you don't know about women' like he is discovering the new world.

While women and men have some differences, do you think a woman is sexually underdeveloped?

In this 21st century?

Na wa o!

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Nobody: 7:10pm On Nov 16, 2020
Worry more about your perverted mind.You need help

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Nobody: 10:18pm On Nov 16, 2020
Men do exactly the same thing but I can understand everyone's focus on the ones done by women because people tend to fear what they don't know.

A man cheats and gets caught easily because he is not an expert in hiding things but when a woman cheats, she not only hides it successfully but she will also turn around and blame the man for it.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by injuredman: 1:07am On Nov 17, 2020
I wish mine was any of the above. As a matter of fact, I once asked my wife if she has fantasies. I always wanted a wild spouse.

Sadly, my wife tells every thing happening in my house to the siblings. She has succeeded in making her siblings open enemies with me without my knowledge. And she sees nothing wrong with how his siblings, some whom I trained, insulting me. Fear some women, especially the over-religious ones.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Takotsubo: 2:30am On Nov 17, 2020
@skales

You have been slagging off your married knacking partners of late. Wetin happun? grin

A lot of men have also done unimaginable things that would disgust their wives, I don't see them crying cheesy

If you like, lock a woman up in a room and 'keep' her at home. You will eventually become boring after some years, your di CK game and the sight of you will become unexciting, she will be attracted to other people and other people will be attracted to her. It's then her decision to dally or not.

All the things you wrote are coping strategies that are employed by men and women alike to manage the very boring possibility of one partner for life.
Again, the thought of knacking one di cK forever is enough to make a person brain dead.


It's puzzling when I see people who actually think that marriage automatically means sexual desire for ONLY a husband. grin

No one is immune to stirring loins o.Better we all accept reality and have peace.

Men are statistically worse so i'm not understanding the skin pain that women are catching up. grin cheesy

This your list made me laugh grin grin but let's know that no matter how smart you are, a determined woman will outsmart you and still leave you feeling like you're the King and Lord in control of her whole existence.


1. Nothing wrong with fantasies.. You're married and trapped already, only the mind can roam free.Variety is the spice of life..

2. Sexting, lol. Brain stimulus,men do it, women do it... Not every woman is into beautiful boys or men by the way, some prefer brain-gasms. Nothing hotter than a well read person who can paint the world with words.

3. Why would a person think of their spouse while masturbating?What a waste. You have them in real life. The whole point of masturbation is engaging the brain in fantasy.

You over emphasise on physical attributes of men.

The body of a man is not artistic in my opinion and holds no major attraction. All there is to see is a jutting or flaccid appendage and maybe a muscled ass if he is fit.I'm in awe of women who get excited by the body of a naked man..

4. This is not that common, sitting round to discuss sexual prowess or lack of.

5.Some women fetishize groping, the average woman does not like it. A massage is not groping, it is a professional well aimed application of the hand to release tension from muscles. Nothing melting there unless there's a specific agreement for a happy ending.. It's then moved from massage to something else.

B. If a woman wants to get poked pleasurably in her vagina, I doubt an examination by the doctor would be top of her list.

6. It's only idiots and desperate people that do this one.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Nobody: 3:41am On Nov 17, 2020
Discussing women matter no dey tire una undecided undecided undecided

Men have done more worst things than you listed here even impregnating wife’s sister yet the world did not end.

Allow women rest, is your choice to marry a woman or not.

Women needs to do better, know what is right and do it, there’s no gain in committing adultery while married.

It is your personal decision to leave your marriage if you find out that your husband is cheating and like wise your decision to stay back.

Every opportunity to ridicule women with toxic slandering, you guys jump on it. Yet many of you can’t do without women.

Tueeeh

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by LadySarah: 8:16am On Nov 17, 2020
they got blood running through their veins too.
Ain't a furniture.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by ABOVEDELAW: 12:28pm On Nov 18, 2020
HOGWASH, I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME PEOPLE WILL NOT USE THEIR TIME BUILD THEIR LIVES INSTEAD OF POSTING RUBBISH HERE.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by mariahAngel(f): 3:27pm On Nov 18, 2020
Takotsubo:
@skales

You have been slagging off your married knacking partners of late. Wetin happun? grin

A lot of men have also done unimaginable things that would disgust their wives, I don't see them crying cheesy

If you like, lock a woman up in a room and 'keep' her at home. You will eventually become boring after some years, your di CK game and the sight of you will become unexciting, she will be attracted to other people and other people will be attracted to her. It's then her decision to dally or not.

All the things you wrote are coping strategies that are employed by men and women alike to manage the very boring possibility of one partner for life.
Again, the thought of knacking one di cK forever is enough to make a person brain dead.


It's puzzling when I see people who actually think that marriage automatically means sexual desire for ONLY a husband. grin

No one is immune to stirring loins o.Better we all accept reality and have peace.

Men are statistically worse so i'm not understanding the skin pain that women are catching up. grin cheesy

This your list made me laugh grin grin but let's know that no matter how smart you are, a determined woman will outsmart you and still leave you feeling like you're the King and Lord in control of her whole existence.


1. Nothing wrong with fantasies.. You're married and trapped already, only the mind can roam free.Variety is the spice of life..

2. Sexting, lol. Brain stimulus,men do it, women do it... Not every woman is into beautiful boys or men by the way, some prefer brain-gasms. Nothing hotter than a well read person who can paint the world with words.

3. Why would a person think of their spouse while masturbating?What a waste. You have them in real life. The whole point of masturbation is engaging the brain in fantasy.

You over emphasise on physical attributes of men.

The body of a man is not artistic in my opinion and holds no major attraction. All there is to see is a jutting or flaccid appendage and maybe a muscled ass if he is fit.I'm in awe of women who get excited by the body of a naked man..

4. This is not that common, sitting round to discuss sexual prowess or lack of.

5.Some women fetishize groping, the average woman does not like it. A massage is not groping, it is a professional well aimed application of the hand to release tension from muscles. Nothing melting there unless there's a specific agreement for a happy ending.. It's then moved from massage to something else.

B. If a woman wants to get poked pleasurably in her vagina, I doubt an examination by the doctor would be top of her list.

6. It's only idiots and desperate people that do this one.



They asked for it, you served it! grin
Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 9:53pm On Nov 18, 2020
ahnie:
Rubbish writeup.

Why are you angry with life?

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 9:55pm On Nov 18, 2020
mariahAngel:
Focus on loving your wife, then you'd have nothing to worry about.

No matter how much you shower love on a woman, she will give you things to worry about when the time comes!
Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 9:56pm On Nov 18, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
Men do all these things(excluding 6) and more, the world didn't become a better place, live and let live abeg.

We know men do them...but women pretend like they don't do them!
Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 9:58pm On Nov 18, 2020
Zzor:
Worry more about your perverted mind.You need help


You are the one who needs help because you are engulfed with bad energy which makes you jump from one thread to another spraying your "misandry" all over like a deranged viper
Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 10:00pm On Nov 18, 2020
injuredman:
I wish mine was any of the above. As a matter of fact, I once asked my wife if she has fantasies. I always wanted a wild spouse.

Sadly, my wife tells every thing happening in my house to the siblings. She has succeeded in making her siblings open enemies with me without my knowledge. And she sees nothing wrong with how his siblings, some whom I trained, insulting me. Fear some women, especially the over-religious ones.

So sad! Be very careful. Such women are as dangerous as the ones who plans on killing you to inherit your assets

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by A305: 10:01pm On Nov 18, 2020
Nice and realistic points. Like I always say, Marriage is the death of a free man. When I think about marriage critically and naturally, it makes no sense to me but makes every sense in the world of capitalism - where ownership of assets can easily identify their heir to pass their wealth to. Hence, the need to marry and raise a heir. Now the essence of this is to truly ensure, it's your blood line getting your inheritance and not some other man's child. This is why a new alpha male lion kills other lion cub when he invades and take over a new territory.


In today's world, Women easily passes off other men kids as their husbands own breaking the ONLY true essence of marriage.


Personally, As a scholar who is taking a tour through this world; I have learnt that, every great empire was built with cheap labour and even the U.S. was built by slaves. It's only logical (as an alpha male) to get at least 2 or 3 women (babymama) to birth your kids thereby:

1- Reducing cost of raising them (because she would get a job as well and not bother you for everything ).

2- Eliminating the chances of being manipulated to monogamy.

3- Being free to grow financially (as no burden by extended family)

4 - Even if your babymama re-marries, you still a share holder to her p ussy for life, provided a child is what links both of you.

5 - You can have kids/babymama in any part of the world simultaneously adopting this system.




The only disadvantages to this is that, It's a bad thing for a single mom to raise a male child, she would raise a simp.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Gloriagee(f): 10:06pm On Nov 18, 2020
This could have been a fun thread. But its nairaland undecided

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 10:10pm On Nov 18, 2020
ABOVEDELAW:
HOGWASH, I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME PEOPLE WILL NOT USE THEIR TIME BUILD THEIR LIVES INSTEAD OF POSTING RUBBISH HERE.

And while you were "busy building your own life", you took out time to read the rubbish? cheesy

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Rapture4real(m): 10:22pm On Nov 18, 2020
Mind what you read here as christians. They make it look as if all men and women are whores. Can people use this word 'some', 'many' amd 'most' when talking about common habits and not generalise? Someone came here one day to say all secondary sch. girls are not virgins when there are University graduates that are still either virgins or still decent. Dont use your experiene as a rubber stamp on others. Most of these write ups can change peoples mindset in a negative way.Dont leave here and begin to suspect your wife.

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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 10:45pm On Nov 18, 2020
Takotsubo:
@skales

You have been slagging off your married knacking partners of late. Wetin happun? grin

Not all. I'm cool with some of them though while some are a ain in the a*se to me like they are to their partners grin

A lot of men have also done unimaginable things that would disgust their wives, I don't see them crying cheesy

If you like, lock a woman up in a room and 'keep' her at home. You will eventually become boring after some years, your di CK game and the sight of you will become unexciting, she will be attracted to other people and other people will be attracted to her. It's then her decision to dally or not.

All the things you wrote are coping strategies that are employed by men and women alike to manage the very boring possibility of one partner for life.
Again, the thought of knacking one di cK forever is enough to make a person brain dead.


It's puzzling when I see people who actually think that marriage automatically means sexual desire for ONLY a husband. grin

No one is immune to stirring loins o. Better we all accept reality and have peace.

Men are statistically worse so i'm not understanding the skin pain that women are catching up. grin cheesy

Yeah...true that but the thing is that women overemphasize that of men and act like they are saintly and even some men "erroneously" do not believe their wives are also in that boat of infidelity.

This your list made me laugh grin grin but let's know that no matter how smart you are, a determined woman will outsmart you and still leave you feeling like you're the King and Lord in control of her whole existence.


1. Nothing wrong with fantasies.. You're married and trapped already, only the mind can roam free.Variety is the spice of life..

2. Sexting, lol. Brain stimulus, men do it, women do it... Not every woman is into beautiful boys or men by the way, some prefer brain-gasms. Nothing hotter than a well read person who can paint the world with words.

3. Why would a person think of their spouse while masturbating? What a waste. You have them in real life. The whole point of masturbation is engaging the brain in fantasy.

You over emphasise on physical attributes of men.

The body of a man is not artistic in my opinion and holds no major attraction. All there is to see is a jutting or flaccid appendage and maybe a muscled ass if he is fit.I'm in awe of women who get excited by the body of a naked man..

Nope! You are wrong. Many women get turned on from the sight of "well chiseled" men

4. This is not that common, sitting round to discuss sexual prowess or lack of.

I have overheard some discuss this though

5.Some women fetishize groping, the average woman does not like it. A massage is not groping, it is a professional well aimed application of the hand to release tension from muscles. Nothing melting there unless there's a specific agreement for a happy ending.. It's then moved from massage to something else.

Yeah...but there is a thin line between massage and groping. Remember, women are stimulated by touch.

B. If a woman wants to get poked pleasurably in her vagina, I doubt an examination by the doctor would be top of her list.

I didn't mean that a woman who wants to be poked goes to her doctor for that...i meant that going to the doctor in some handful cases has led to that as a result of direct and indirect genital stimulation by a "randy doctor" during the examination

6.
It's only idiots and desperate people that do this one.

Are you saying many Nigerian women are idiots? Because statistics says that Nigerian women are the second largest after Jamaica to do that undecided


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Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by Queenserah26(f): 10:50pm On Nov 18, 2020
QED

mariahAngel:
Focus on loving your wife, then you'd have nothing to worry about.
Re: 6 Things Your Wife Is Capable Of Doing Without Your Knowledge by skales67(m): 1:41am On Nov 19, 2020
Queenserah26:
QED


No matter how much you shower love on a woman, she will give you things to worry about when the time comes!

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