Wow!

My darling daddy, Buhari, has put us in another recession and my daddy will blame COVID-19 for this.

All I want to say is: Buhari is the best president Nigeria will ever have and I pray he rules us forever. I'm so happy for this new achievement — the recession.

Since I'm already jobless, let me just stay at home and enjoy the recession and price hike on everything. After all, I'm not complaining and I like it.

If you don't like this recession, it doesn't concern me, my darling daddy, and all our APC supporters.

Nigeria is better today than it was in 2015.

True or false?

U ar funny

All I'm asking is for our darling president to increase the prices of garri and onions for us by 1000%. We, Nigerians, are wealthy — we can afford it.

Yes ooo Buhari is the best.


Ever since Buhari came into power

they have been massive increase in all sphere of live for Nigeria.



increase in poverty

increase in fuel price

increase in insecurity

increase in prices

increase in hunger

increase in tribalism


all hail Buhari the best president of

Nigeria (opposite)


infact Buhari is the Nelson Mandela

of Nigeria

.

So I°leg too can be this sarcastic. You see that garri part ehn, I will be waiting for both APC and PDP people to roast you for such statement.

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XXXXTENTACION:
Yes ooo Buhari is the best.


Ever since Buhari came into power

they have been massive increase in all sphere of live for Nigeria.



increase in poverty
increase in fuel price
increase in insecurity
increase in prices
increase in hunger
increase in tribalism


all hail Buhari the best president of Nigeria (opposite)

infact Buhari is the Nelson Mandela of Nigeria

Wow! All these amazing words for my darling president?

You're blessed for believing in him the same way I believed and still believe in him.

XXXXTENTACION:
Yes ooo Buhari is the best.

Ever since Buhari came into power
they have been massive increase in all sphere of live for Nigeria.


increase in poverty
increase in fuel price
increase in insecurity
increase in prices
increase in hunger
increase in tribalism

all hail Buhari the best president of
Nigeria (opposite)

infact Buhari is the Nelson Mandela
of Nigeria

.
You meant to say Nelson Chukwububu Mandela

Plut01:

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You meant to say Nelson Chukwububu Mandela

lol

Plut01:
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So I°leg too can be this sarcastic. You see that garri part ehn, I will be waiting for both APC and PDP people to roast you for such statement.

.

I bought 2 basins two weeks ago for 600 Naira each custard (because of flood in Rivers). Today, it's back the 1k per custard. My prayer is for each custard to be 4k or at least 2k per custard until poor people get angry and stage a deadly protest. Hunger motivates action and progress.

The next #EndSARS, (with a new hashtag) will start innocently and turn bloody against politicians. They'll be m**d***d like ants.

Though, our darling daddy will be spared and sent to the UK for medical help as usual.

I foresee something really disastrous, yet revolutionary happening in Nigeria in some years to come.

For now, let's enjoy the recession. I love it.

Hmmm false

iLegendd:


I bought 2 basins two weeks ago for 600 Naira each custard (because of flood in Rivers). Today, it's back the 1k per custard. My prayer is for each custard to be 4k or at least 2k per custard until poor people get angry and stage a deadly protest. Hunger motivates action and progress.

The next #EndSARS, (with a new hashtag) will start innocently and turn bloody against politicians. They'll be m**d***d like ants.

Though, our darling daddy will be spared and sent to the UK for medical help as usual.

I foresee something really disastrous, yet revolutionary happening in Nigeria in some years to come.

For now, let's enjoy the recession. I love it.

There's no enjoyment in recession.

IamRichards:
There's no enjoyment in recession.

In my case, as a jobless youth, there is. I don't want to talk about it to avoid making people feel oppressed or depressed. Some enjoyment should be kept secret from the masses.

All I can say is: I didn't support Buhari, but he is the best. I wish we can have him as a president for life and recession as our vice president.

VictoriaNkechi:
Hmmm false

I guess you've not been in Nigeria for long. Everyone who has been in Nigeria for long knows he is the best. You're probably a foreigner or a Nigerian living abroad, so the media has told you he is bad and the worst. No, he isn't. He is the best.

I can defend him anywhere.