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Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 12:40am On May 18, 2011
Lol.

Are you funny Hot gals on-topic?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by yinkalink(f): 5:26am On May 18, 2011
Lmai

Lol esp @ thunderous thighs,killjoy, car jack,and kidultery

Do u think derailing is d best part of nairalanding?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by bashydemy(m): 7:00am On May 18, 2011
no

so this thread is still in existence?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by shakara4u(m): 7:59am On May 18, 2011
no,

does d sun shine?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by uglyBetty1(f): 8:40am On May 18, 2011
Yes,

Have you people heard that the CBN now wants to embark on hotels and conference center building.
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by yinkalink(f): 10:06am On May 18, 2011
No
But i know abt nuban.

V u heard of nuban?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 1:17pm On May 18, 2011
jackpot:
have a stammerer ever said 'I LOVE YOU to you? wink cheesy
Idowuogbo:

Yes , very good friend of mine
I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this

I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you .
You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart grin grin grin



@op

nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning


[b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 1:19pm On May 18, 2011
jackpot:
have a stammerer ever said 'I LOVE YOU to you? wink cheesy
Idowuogbo:

Yes , very good friend of mine
I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this

I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you .
You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart grin grin grin



@op

nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning


[b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 1:35pm On May 18, 2011
jackpot:
have a stammerer ever said 'I LOVE YOU to you? wink cheesy
Idowuogbo:

Yes , very good friend of mine
I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this

I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you .
You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart grin grin grin



@op

nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning


[b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 1:44pm On May 18, 2011
jackpot:
have a stammerer ever said 'I LOVE YOU to you? wink cheesy
Idowuogbo:

Yes , very good friend of mine
I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this

I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you .
You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart grin grin grin



@op

nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning


[b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 1:47pm On May 18, 2011
jackpot:
have a stammerer ever said 'I LOVE YOU to you? wink cheesy
Idowuogbo:

Yes , very good friend of mine
I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this

I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you .
You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart grin grin grin



@op

nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning


[b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 1:49pm On May 18, 2011
jackpot:
have a stammerer ever said 'I LOVE YOU to you? wink cheesy
Idowuogbo:

Yes , very good friend of mine
I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this

I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you .
You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart grin grin grin



@op

nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning


[b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by uglyBetty1(f): 2:18pm On May 18, 2011
jackpot:

I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this

I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you .
You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart grin grin grin



@op

nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning






[b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily?



Hahahahahahaha, Nairaland, you will not kill me, lol grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by yinkalink(f): 2:27pm On May 18, 2011
Nuban means ‘new uniform bank a/c number‘
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by uglyBetty1(f): 2:51pm On May 18, 2011
yes, i have heard of it, read it in the papers sometime this week or last week.

Sanusi said CBN will go into hotel and conference hall business soon.

what do you think, is it a good idea.
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 2:57pm On May 18, 2011
ugly Betty:



Hahahahahahaha, Nairaland, you will not kill me, lol grin grin grin grin grin
yes only u found that funny
tell me am i correct if i  say u dey exagerrate dat hahahhahahaha wey u do ? nonsense boring gal  tongue cool cool cool cool


jackpot:

I am imagining how he would shape his mouth while saying Idowu i love you. Like this

I. .dodo. . .dododo. . .dowu. .I. .I. .I *slaps his buttocks* I lolo. .lololo. .lolo. .love *stamps his foot on da ground* yo. .you .
You a a are ma my su susu suweet ha ha ha heart grin grin grin



@op

nuban? No. Don't even know da meaning


[b] do you think most stammerers get annoyed easily?

are you mocking him or wot ? angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by shakara4u(m): 4:16pm On May 18, 2011
No, i mean me, NO, Jakcpot , mayb , Yes,


do u know the 'AY' in okay is unnecessary?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by uglyBetty1(f): 4:22pm On May 18, 2011
Idowuogbo:

yes only u found that funny
tell me am i correct if i  say u dey exagerrate dat hahahhahahaha wey u do ? nonsense boring gal  tongue cool cool cool cool


are you mocking him or wot ? angry angry angry angry angry angry


NA wah, dis one na frontal attack abi backward attack. Abeg, go dump your anger some where else. Mscheeew
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 4:37pm On May 18, 2011
Idowuogbo:

yes only u found that funny
tell me am i correct if i  say u dey exagerrate dat hahahhahahaha wey u do ? nonsense boring gal  tongue cool cool cool cool
id, considering d number of posts after that, i can say 2 out of 4 which is 50% is a pass mark.
Dont get itchy cos da joke involved you. You waste more energy frowning than smiling. Oya begin smile


are you mocking him or wot ? angry angry angry angry angry angry
shior, straighten your face abeg.
I aint mocking him. Just passing a joke. improvising it is.
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 4:37pm On May 18, 2011
Idowuogbo:

yes only u found that funny
tell me am i correct if i  say u dey exagerrate dat hahahhahahaha wey u do ? nonsense boring gal  tongue cool cool cool cool
id, considering d number of posts after that, i can say 2 out of 4 which is 50% is a pass mark.
Dont get itchy cos da joke involved you. You waste more energy frowning than smiling. Oya begin smile


are you mocking him or wot ? angry angry angry angry angry angry
shior, straighten your face abeg.
I aint mocking him. Just passing a joke. improvising it is.
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 5:12pm On May 18, 2011
^^ Shey you forget to leave question ni

bashy_demy:

no

so this thread is still in existence?

bashy looooooooooooooonnnnnggggg time, it has teyed o cheesy cheesy

Hope you are good??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 5:48pm On May 18, 2011
^^no mind me, derailing na communicable disease, you are unconscious of getting it.

@op

have you wondered the same hand we use to clean our anus after passing shyt is the same we use to shake hands at school/work? wink cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by GoodMuyis(m): 6:00pm On May 18, 2011
No i disagree with degrees of explanations

Do you agree that you are wrong
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 6:38pm On May 18, 2011
Jacky you mean cheesy what do you mean when you said "with degrees of explanation"?

Hope you had a good day??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 6:47pm On May 18, 2011
Yes

do you wish twas Efe that answers dat question? wink
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by Idowuogbo(f): 6:49pm On May 18, 2011
ugly Betty:


NA wah, dis one na frontal attack abi backward attack. Abeg, go dump your anger some where else. Mscheeew
no na horizontal and diagonal attack , i wan to dump d anger on u tseeeeeeew , boriest gal  tongue cheesy
if u reply me , ur  baby finger wud catch gangrene o grin grin grin grin grin
do u not wot gangrene is ? cool


jackpot:

id, considering d number of posts after that, i can say 2 out of 4 which is 50% is a pass mark.
Dont get itchy cos da joke involved you. You waste more energy frowning than smiling. Oya begin smile

shior, straighten your face abeg.
I aint mocking him. Just passing a joke. improvising it is.
dont u think u nid  to strt going all ehonda on ursef for making a dense statement
are u dis dense ? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 6:51pm On May 18, 2011
Yes

do you wish twas Efe that answers dat question? wink
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by GoodMuyis(m): 6:55pm On May 18, 2011
NO i wish someone with abon na'n

Do you enjoy today's work S
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 7:34pm On May 18, 2011
Yeah I did, not a bad day at all

jacky abeg call moi swthrt name small small jor, you dey hear me??

Would you describe youself as realistic with the kind of targets you set for yourself??
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by neyshed: 9:58pm On May 18, 2011
Yes' abi? Well am sorry i ans dat ques. I gues it was not for mi bcus i dont undastd d target. God! Am i really here?
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(f): 4:20am On May 19, 2011
No. You are inside your room facing your laptop

id, am not a probability mass density function o. Somethings are done out of ____. Oya complete it for moi wink


do you know what 'boner' means? wink
Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by GoodMuyis(m): 11:56am On May 19, 2011
No but you can try to search http://google.com/search?query=define+boner

Does that question attract Lashes

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