Mine was when I was travelling for my dad's burial with my family. I felt really pressed as we journeyed. My stomach rumbled AND goosebumps were all over my body. I had to sit with a part of my bottom. Hot sweat ran through me. I was constantly clinching the sit opposite me with my hands as my stomach rang really loud sounds. God was kind to me that we stopped at an eatery in Benin. The closer I got to the toilet, the more the "thing" increased. My village people didn't succeed las las.

It was my final year in the Uni in 1999. I was traveling to Lagos from Ado Ekiti to see my girlfriend ( now wife) in a 14 passenger bus. Between Ife and Ibadan I was already madly pressed. Thankfully I was seated in the front close to the driver. I just told the driver that he would likely pack shi.t if he would not stop immediately. The guy understood and just swerved and packed for me. Passengers were asking what happened. He told them he wanted to check something on the vehicle. I ran to the bush to do the business. I was relieved and had to get flagyl and tetra at Ibadan when he was refuelling.

yeah.. i shit on flatheadds ..

Hehehe... My stomach locks the night before a journey...and opens when I have reached my destination and settled down too..

Even if I have a stomach upset the only thing I will be able to pass is gas..