Bigredmachine:
That one day Arsenal will be great again...

kingxsamz:
...
That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots, all because a snake told a woman to eat an apple.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

tknyskny:
you can try it too but make sure say the dog na pure foreign breed cos if you go use our local bingo own....na ya village ancestors wey Carry cutlass you go dey see up and down o

DoctorOfDesign:
If you bend over and peep through your legs in the market, you'd see ghosts. I don do am taya. I no see anything.

jcross19:
you are a mohammedite the terrorist , cancer of the world..

Muhylonaire007:

1.If you sleep facing up, you will have bad dreams

Prinss:


Sir, that number 4 is actually true as far as I can remember. Even though I find it strange and difficult to explain.

Ours those days was that if you see an egret flying across the sky and you wave your hand(s) singing "leke leke give me one finger I will give you ten fingers (which ever bargain works for you)". The next day as you wake up you will notice white markings on your finger nails.

Strange but true.

Wisedove:

I thought it was only me that noticed the cattle egrets phenomenon, everyone that does it back then will always have the white dots on their nails.
I could remembered vividly that we used to show one another that our fingers have been dotted.

Maybe it will be more sensible if we can try this once again now that we are grown to see if something like that is going to happen again

good4all40:
Beating a child with a broom will make his joystick small


Combining Garri with Mango is a suicide mission.


Fetching water from the well at night attracts supernatural being


Don't say the floor is hot � while stepping on it barefooted but you should say it is cold �


They are just too many

Our elders will not kill us thank God we are grown now.

If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails

brosom:
As a kid then, there are lots of shit I was told..

(1):-As a kid then, if u re having a meal or snacks and it mistakenly fell on the ground automatically it becomes devils food.

(2):- If u lose a tooth, throw it on the zinc so that it'll grow back if not u won't have a tooth if u throw it on the ground.

(3):- Back then I was a block head at school, and I use to hear people saying if u drink coconut water, ur brain go open, na so guy man use coconut water as food morning, afternoon, and night. na so I dey visit toilet every now and there.

(4):- If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails lol..

lots of crazy crap mehn..

Prinss:


Sir, that number 4 is actually true as far as I can remember. Even though I find it strange and difficult to explain.

Ours those days was that if you see an egret flying across the sky and you wave your hand(s) singing "leke leke give me one finger I will give you ten fingers (which ever bargain works for you)". The next day as you wake up you will notice white markings on your finger nails.

Strange but true.

sirzee1660:
number 4 really worked for me ,even till now I still have those tap white on my fingers

FahBuLous:
This one cracked me up.. I can really relate with number 4... I neva got any white fingers but na me de wave pass

brosom:
As a kid then, there are lots of shit I was told..

(1):-As a kid then, if u re having a meal or snacks and it mistakenly fell on the ground automatically it becomes devils food.

(2):- If u lose a tooth, throw it on the zinc so that it'll grow back if not u won't have a tooth if u throw it on the ground.

(3):- Back then I was a block head at school, and I use to hear people saying if u drink coconut water, ur brain go open, na so guy man use coconut water as food morning, afternoon, and night. na so I dey visit toilet every now and there.

(4):- If u see a chekeleke flying and u want to get a white nails, wave ur fingers on sighting them which after u will get a white nails lol..

lots of crazy crap mehn..

BigBrother9ja:

You must be mistakenh

kayyzz:
Don't laugh at the poor or you will be as poor as they are

Righteousness89:
Growing up as a kid, I was told to throw my broken tooth on the roof so my tooth will grow again!



This one is not a Superstition! It's is a Fact!
No Matter what you have or you don't have, if you Depart this Earth Without JESUS Christ! It's a Waste of Existence. It's Hell Fire straight!

kingxsamz:
...
That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots, all because a snake told a woman to eat an apple.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

kingxsamz:
...
That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots, all because a snake told a woman to eat an apple.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.