I have been friend with this beautiful looking Damsel for a while though she is not my Babe because am babeless presently.....

Today she paid me a visit and as we were discussing she asked me what i would offer her for Chrismas and i told her that i will Buy her Bone Straight.....


Na so she just shout Noooooooo i dont want Bone straight ooooo.......


I come dey happy say i don jam babe wey no get high taste..........


I then asked her why she dont want Bone straight....


To my greatest surprise this babe stood up and asked me to take a good look at her and tell her if her bones are not straight enough.....


Toorrr...naso me sef tell her say she set oooo(realising dat she does not know wat bone straight meant)......


I kum ask her wetin she want.........


She said she needs money to support her business......


I asked her how much and she said 500k my brodas and sisters na as i take price market oooo


Naso My chairman wey been stand like standing fan just face down instantly begin look my rug...

Room wey cold before begin hot anyhow.....


Please how do i discharge her

Since you get power to straighten bone you suppose get power to straighten joints na

It's getting crazier

Hehehe You never see

give am format...

say the money wey you get na 200k and u use 150k for Forex Trading and by the ending of January them go fund you like 1M....

And the remaining 50k you wan use am buy laptop and use change start blogging business....

Then her say if she really like you make she get patience and tell her make she give you her own Christmas gift sharp sharp ...


I never try am before

you fit give her like 2k after the deal for your house,make she use buy something as Christmas gift...

500 k for how many rounds

start from there....

I know you're joking, but continue.

Sonoyom:
Since you get power to straighten bone you suppose get power to straighten joints na

Dis one never gv me go ahead nah.......


If to say na my babe now e for still beta pass.....

Uzomacharles:
give am format...

say the money wey you get na 200k and u use 150k for Forex Trading and by the ending of January them go fund you like 1M....

And the remaining 50k you wan use am buy laptop and use change start blogging business....

Then her say if she really like you make she get patience and tell her make she give you her own Christmas gift sharp sharp ...


I never try am before

you fit give her like 2k after the deal for your house,make she use buy something as Christmas gift...

so na me u wan use test format wey u neva use bfr.....if e backfire nko

tee59:
I know you're joking, but continue.

Na reality oooo.....
Dis hot afternoon na im e happen......
Abi you need evidence?

illicit:
500 k for how many rounds


start from there....

Bro me sef tire oooo.....


500k go dagger 1,0O0 okpo for dis side oooo......


She don almost kill my battery wit calls sef......

Donspicey:



Dis one never gv me go ahead nah.......


If to say na my babe now e for still beta pass.....

If you give am 500k and she no come gree na?
I would suggest that the money should be a loan to her, at least let there be a plan for repayment. With that she will be serious and that will help her put the money in her business and not for frivolity.

illicit:
500 k for how many rounds


start from there....

Lmao!