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Adulthood Apology, Who Do You Owe Yours? by TaminaliaCatapa: 4:35pm On Jan 01, 2021
1. Momma

Momma I’m sorry I was an asshole. If she makes semo and the semo get KOKO, the whole house no go rest that day. I even go as far as warning her before preparing the food to make sure it’s smooth like a baby’s skin. Again I’m sorry.

Just today I made wheat, I was in a rush and the koko inside was a multitude. What can I do this Buhari period? I can’t throw it away; I gulped the Koko ridden wheat in good faith.

Furthermore, I used to wonder why you’d rather eat a food getting bad than throw it away, I have my answers now. Sorry mom, sorry.


2. Uncle

Uncle, I never knew “uncle” is the synonym for “daddy to all”. Ever since my siblings started procreating, I’ve been uncle to many; the ones in the family and those calling me CHAIRMAN outside. Uncle, I deserve 16 strokes of pankere for looking down on you. Sorry again uncle.

3. Everyone who babysitted me as a toddler

I have a niece right now, my nose have suffered. She pries my nostrils open everytime she has a chance to. Whatever treasure she buried there, I don’t know. If I don’t let her, her cry no be for here. Once again I’m sorry

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Re: Adulthood Apology, Who Do You Owe Yours? by Kenny242(m): 4:47pm On Jan 01, 2021
angryTT
Re: Adulthood Apology, Who Do You Owe Yours? by Yellowblack: 5:32pm On Jan 01, 2021
I OWE NOBODY NOTHING
Re: Adulthood Apology, Who Do You Owe Yours? by crazyclown(m): 5:35pm On Jan 01, 2021
I need a girlfriend

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