Because today is my birthday, I'll be dropping potent tricks on how to become untouchable and unbannable on Nairaland.. 100% working!

1. Date a moderator... Yeah, this one is pretty straightforward. Date a mod and you will become very powerful and untouchable on Nairaland. You can even BAN rivals.

2. Hate President Buhari and Northerners... Another straightforward trick... Just hate Buhari and Northerners and you'll become powerful. Combining this with number one will make you indestructible!

3. Bribe moderators... You can't do 1 and 2? Then bribe moderators. However, combining all 3 will make you a god on Nairaland.

That's all. Enjoy, guys!

with all the information and knowledge overflowing all across the net, it still baffles me that a human will still choose to be this stupid

SweetBuns:
with all the information and knowledge overflowing all across the net, it still baffles me that a human will still choose to be this stupid

Have you tried any of my tricks before?

AdolfAboki:

Have you tried any of my tricks before?

shut up please

SweetBuns:

shut up please

You are too rude.

AdolfAboki:
Because today is my birthday, I'll be dropping potent tricks on how to become untouchable and unbannable on Nairaland.. 100% working!

1. Date a moderator... Yeah, this one is pretty straightforward. Date a mod and you will become very powerful and untouchable on Nairaland. You can even BAN rivals.

2. Hate President Buhari and Northerners... Another straightforward trick... Just hate Buhari and Northerners and you'll become powerful. Combining this with number one will make you indestructible!

3. Bribe moderators... You can't do 1 and 2? Then bribe moderators. However, combining all 3 will make you a god on Nairaland.

That's all. Enjoy, guys!

Common you are too intelligent to be stupid

AdolfAboki:


You are too rude.

and who do you think you are that you're questioning my manners?

SweetBuns:

and who do you think you are that you're questioning my manners?

I am a nobody. I haven't mastered any of those rules to challenge someone like you who's probably mastered all. Please have mercy on my damned soul.

@op which one of the mods is a female. I am interested in number 1.

soundOsonic:


Common you are too intelligent to be stupid

I am not intelligent and I am stupid. All I got from this ungrateful element for sharing with him some powerful tricks! It's well.

Bluntguy:
@op which one of the mods is a female. I am interested in number 1.

The dark forces are attacking the op, he needs prayers.

Nice tricks. Is only number 1 and 3 that will work

FalseProphet1:
The dark forces are attacking the op, he needs prayers.

Amen, my Prophet!

Yaxmax1:
Nice tricks.
Is only number 1 and 3 that will work

Hahaha.. Glad some guys are jotting them down..

You're spot on OP!

FuckFuckPastor:
You're spot on OP!