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A Letter To My Future Wife by NaijaTushboy(m): 1:49pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
Dear future wife, . Listen to me carefully, divorce is not an option. I forgive you for whatever mistake you are going to make, it's already forgiven. No matter how much you get mad at me or annoy me, you see these my hands, I will never use it to hit you. No matter how angry I am, I won't reject your food, ask my mother (Iya Okikiola) she knows I don't joke with food especially Spaghetti or apu with well garnished Egusi soup and Meat and pomo I am going to teach you so much and I pray you do same too. I am going to make you love football, even if you don't support (CHELSEA)it's fine, Just love it.(God will catch you you'll support Man u or Arsenal, we shall see) When my friends come over and we are watching a football match ,I don't want you to be bored and run off into the bedroom, you will sit down with us and argue about the match. Baby, see eh, if it's zeeworld you like, I will cram the names of all the casts and crew and I will also make sure I follow the story religiously. I won't even miss an episode, as long as we have other things to talk about aside school fees and work, I am happy. We will settle our misunderstandings before we go to bed every night and pray in peace to sleep. I will pay the school fees, buy us a house, take you on trip with me for all my vacations in Dubai. You will drive our first car while I save to buy another one, don't worry I will enter a taxi, no wife of mine is going to jump into a keke while I own a car. Hope you know I will be very popular and I will have huge fans, pretty admirers, horde of stalkers and groupies? Please, that's what they will remain, fans and nothing more. Just don't worry about them I will respect and love your parents like mine and never will I get into a fight with them, as long as they don't give me a long list of things to buy oh. Ehen baby, please, we won't have a timetable when we want to process Olamide our first kid and his sisters into this world oh, please note that. Everywhere in the house is a potential bedroom so forget about comfort zone. I will wake you up early to start your makeup on time so we don't go late to Church. And again, I love my nails being painted, so be ready to be my nail painter. If you are angry with me, don't yell infront of the kids, else I will kiss you to shut up and when we reach the other room, hehehehe ..don't let me talk. Here are three things I will never do.. I will never lie, steal or cheat!! If I ever lie, I will lie in bed with you all day.. If I ever steal, I will steal your heart away.. And If I ever cheat I will cheat death to be with you forever!! Divorce is not an option, WE DIE HERE!! The day you tell me you are tired, i will buy you energy drink to continue this journey oh, nobody is leaving anybody!! It's for better for worse; remember ? 4 Likes |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by NaijaTushboy(m): 1:51pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
lalasticlala Ishilove |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Molahnelson(m): 3:15pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
Hilarious epic |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Hayzed0601(m): 3:21pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
wahala tie loose wrapper,e still wear bone straight join |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by LifeIssues101(f): 3:36pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
Awwww! so sweet. I hope you are real though. |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by tayewomi(m): 3:50pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
pray to God to give you your own wife that's all.. |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Shortyyy(f): 4:02pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
LMAO |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by KennedyKennedy2(m): 4:05pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
Rubbish post............... |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by bukatyne(f): 4:06pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
NaijaTushboy: If you really desire to offer this, choose very well so the atmosphere to offer this is continuously created. 1 Like |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
Don't go and make money mtcheww |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Liposure: 5:46pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
Easier said than done |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by lovelybugs(f): 6:05pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
This is so sweet. I hope you find a good partner. |
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Randy100: 6:31pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
Nonsense from a woman wrapper. The idiat said he will forgive all she is going to do. Okpo, I hope you will forgive her if she cheats on you. You will buy car and enter Keke because your woman won't do that. Learn to love yourself first before loving others. |
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