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A Letter To My Future Wife by NaijaTushboy(m): 1:49pm On Jan 29
Dear future wife,
.
Listen to me carefully, divorce is not an
option.
I forgive you for whatever mistake you are
going to make, it's already forgiven.
No matter how much you get mad at me or
annoy me, you see these my hands, I will
never use it to hit you.
No matter how angry I am, I won't reject
your food, ask my mother (Iya Okikiola) she
knows I don't joke with food especially Spaghetti
or apu with well garnished Egusi soup
and Meat and pomo
I am going to teach you so much and I pray
you do same too. I am going to make you
love football, even if you don't support (CHELSEA)it's fine,
Just love it.(God will catch you you'll support Man u or Arsenal,
we shall see)
When my friends come over and we are
watching a football match ,I don't want you
to be bored and run off into the bedroom,
you will sit down with us and argue about
the match.
Baby, see eh, if it's zeeworld you like, I will
cram the names of all the casts and crew
and I will also make sure I follow the story
religiously. I won't even miss an episode, as
long as we have other things to talk about
aside school fees and work, I am happy.
We will settle our misunderstandings before
we go to bed every night and pray in peace
to sleep.
I will pay the school fees, buy us a house,
take you on trip with me for all my vacations
in Dubai.
You will drive our first car while I save to
buy another one, don't worry I will enter a
taxi, no wife of mine is going to jump into a
keke while I own a car.
Hope you know I will be very popular and I
will have huge fans, pretty admirers, horde
of stalkers and groupies? Please, that's what
they will remain, fans and nothing more.
Just don't worry about them
I will respect and love your parents like mine
and never will I get into a fight with them,
as long as they don't give me a long list of
things to buy oh.
Ehen baby, please, we won't have a
timetable when we want to process Olamide our first kid and his sisters into this world oh,
please note that. Everywhere in the house is
a potential bedroom so forget about
comfort zone.
I will wake you up early to start your
makeup on time so we don't go late to
Church.
And again, I love my nails being painted, so
be ready to be my nail painter.
If you are angry with me, don't yell infront
of the kids, else I will kiss you to shut up and
when we reach the other room, hehehehe
..don't let me talk.
Here are three things I will never do.. I will
never lie, steal or cheat!!
If I ever lie, I will lie in bed with you all day..
If I ever steal, I will steal your heart away..
And If I ever cheat I will cheat death to be
with you forever!!
Divorce is not an option, WE DIE HERE!!
The day you tell me you are tired, i will buy
you energy drink to continue this journey
oh, nobody is leaving anybody!!
It's for better for worse; remember ?

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Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by NaijaTushboy(m): 1:51pm On Jan 29
lalasticlala

Ishilove
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Molahnelson(m): 3:15pm On Jan 29
Hilarious epic
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Hayzed0601(m): 3:21pm On Jan 29
wahala tie loose wrapper,e still wear bone straight join grin
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by LifeIssues101(f): 3:36pm On Jan 29
Awwww! so sweet. I hope you are real though.
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by tayewomi(m): 3:50pm On Jan 29
pray to God to give you your own wife that's all..
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Shortyyy(f): 4:02pm On Jan 29
LMAO
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by KennedyKennedy2(m): 4:05pm On Jan 29
Rubbish post...............
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by bukatyne(f): 4:06pm On Jan 29
NaijaTushboy:
Dear future wife,
.
Listen to me carefully, divorce is not an
option.
I forgive you for whatever mistake you are
going to make, it's already forgiven.
No matter how much you get mad at me or
annoy me, you see these my hands, I will
never use it to hit you.
No matter how angry I am, I won't reject
your food, ask my mother (Iya Okikiola) she
knows I don't joke with food especially Spaghetti
or apu with well garnished Egusi soup
and Meat and pomo
I am going to teach you so much and I pray
you do same too. I am going to make you
love football, even if you don't support (CHELSEA)it's fine,
Just love it.(God will catch you you'll support Man u or Arsenal,
we shall see)
When my friends come over and we are
watching a football match ,I don't want you
to be bored and run off into the bedroom,
you will sit down with us and argue about
the match.
Baby, see eh, if it's zeeworld you like, I will
cram the names of all the casts and crew
and I will also make sure I follow the story
religiously. I won't even miss an episode, as
long as we have other things to talk about
aside school fees and work, I am happy.
We will settle our misunderstandings before
we go to bed every night and pray in peace
to sleep.
I will pay the school fees, buy us a house,
take you on trip with me for all my vacations
in Dubai.
You will drive our first car while I save to
buy another one, don't worry I will enter a
taxi, no wife of mine is going to jump into a
keke while I own a car.
Hope you know I will be very popular and I
will have huge fans, pretty admirers, horde
of stalkers and groupies? Please, that's what
they will remain, fans and nothing more.
Just don't worry about them
I will respect and love your parents like mine
and never will I get into a fight with them,
as long as they don't give me a long list of
things to buy oh.
Ehen baby, please, we won't have a
timetable when we want to process Olamide our first kid and his sisters into this world oh,
please note that. Everywhere in the house is
a potential bedroom so forget about
comfort zone.
I will wake you up early to start your
makeup on time so we don't go late to
Church.
And again, I love my nails being painted, so
be ready to be my nail painter.
If you are angry with me, don't yell infront
of the kids, else I will kiss you to shut up and
when we reach the other room, hehehehe
..don't let me talk.
Here are three things I will never do.. I will
never lie, steal or cheat!!
If I ever lie, I will lie in bed with you all day..
If I ever steal, I will steal your heart away..
And If I ever cheat I will cheat death to be
with you forever!!
Divorce is not an option, WE DIE HERE!!
The day you tell me you are tired, i will buy
you energy drink to continue this journey
oh, nobody is leaving anybody!!
It's for better for worse; remember ?

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Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jan 29
Don't go and make money mtcheww
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Liposure: 5:46pm On Jan 29
Easier said than done
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by lovelybugs(f): 6:05pm On Jan 29
This is so sweet. I hope you find a good partner.
Re: A Letter To My Future Wife by Randy100: 6:31pm On Jan 29
Nonsense from a woman wrapper. The idiat said he will forgive all she is going to do. Okpo, I hope you will forgive her if she cheats on you. You will buy car and enter Keke because your woman won't do that. Learn to love yourself first before loving others.

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