A man died in an accident and went straight to the gate of Heaven.
He was approached by Angel Gebriel who looked for his earthly record
in the book of life, and he read:
Your bad works equate your good work on earth, therefore you are free
to choose either from HEAVEN or HELL.
The man then asked :angel, choose for me.
We are not allowed to make decision for men: replied the angel.
After some time of thinking he then asked:
Please angel, can you mention the names of some people who lives in HEAVEN,
as well as those who will join?
The angel replied: Pope John Paul 2, Bishop Benson Idahosa, Pastor Bimbo Odukoya,
Ron Kenoly, Bishop T.D Jakes,
It will be boring with those guys, please mention the name of people in HELL
as well as those on their way
The angel answered: 2 Pac, Nitoroius B.I.G, James Brown, Michael Jackson, Ja Rule,
Awilo, er,
"Speak no more" shouted the man,
Please show me the way to HELL!

nice one

GOD! BEEN LAUGHIN IN THE OFFICE!
DNT WANT TO GET SACKED OH!!!
GOOD ONE!!!