God the creator of the entire universe needs the retards he put on earth, one planet, not even close to the biggest in the galaxy to stop telling jokes about him...so he fails to make an example of any of the jokers but delivers “stern warnings” through prophets for 3billion years and counting...

Okay.

ScamHunter:
Comedy itself is frown upon by God. It is better to go to the house of mourning than to go to the house of rejoicing, says the Good Book. It adds, blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted.
God expects us to repent and mourn for our sins. Not laughing the world away oblivious that the world has been condemned before Him. Jokes are mostly sinful because jokes are lies. God doesn't joke and we should be like Him as Christians.

show me where they wrote thou shall not joke in the Bible. Because even Jesus used puns.

https://blog.bible/bible-blog/entry/did-jesus-tell-jokes

True talk.

tgmservice:
Your fellow pastors are d ones turning it into a joke.


Ask Odumeji

You are wrong there.

In good conscience do you consider that charlatan Odumeje as a pastor.? It’s actually insulting for you to mention odumeje or compare him with decent , honest, true pastors like Pastor Sarah

Believe a woman pastor to your peril. Person wey just chop preeq..wetin she one preach.. meanwhile, ring no dey her hand..a proof she dey collect am anyhow.

arantess:
Nice one Also pastors who bring comedians to crack jokes on alter should desist

So distasteful.

definitelyCYRIL:
The way I hate those two stupid things we call religion ehnnn. Nigerians have made anything religion disgust me. Religion is the major reason why africa is as it is today, very backward and disgusting. There is nothing good religion has done for us. Just imagine a world with only black people in it, or have you ever wondered how africa would have looked like with zero western influence.

How were you before the west came? Maybe by now you should still be rooming in the street with raffia palm tied in your waist

Na Over seriousness dey worry this thread!!

unto the Next one ahbeg!!!!!!

compton11:
Are all Africans ethnics did what I just mentioned?

cos I know my Yoruba ancestors never did any of it,even your white masters u are trying to defend here also had weird culture then,so what are u insinuating?

mortality rate was high in Europe than Africa during the time cos Africans make use of herbs and root and u are here talking nonsense

Sorry, your delusion is too strong no need arguing even if I show you articles from historians you would still talk rubbish. White masters indeed.

SegFault:

you are completely wrong unfortunately, if we followed these religions to the book, we would have been on top, we are simply corrupt, hypocritical, lack the ability to think rationally and unable to challenge our beliefs.

my wrong is some one else's right. believes are relatives also, so believe what you like. You see? This is the problem also christians so called thinks or believes that they are right and everyone else is wrong. Yet you talk about thinking rationally. you are right they don't think rationally.

Do you have any proofs to your claims? that if you followed the book, the book made up by whities that Africans would be at top?

The white men who invented the religion do not even follow it and they still on top better than Africa in all aspects.


You are right! Africans are corrupt and lack the ability to think rationally and that is it! all they need to do is change all that and they would not need religion anymore. take away ignorance, corruption mainly, hyporcrisy and religion would disappear in Africa completely.

despite his political stand... which I don't agree to
I respect alot in other issues

gypsey:
my wrong is some one else's right. believes are relatives also, so believe what you like. You see? This is the problem also christians so called thinks or believes that they are right and everyone else is wrong.

Do you have any proofs to your claims, that if you followed the book, the book made up by whities that Africans would be at top?

The white men who invented the religion do not even follow it and they still on top better than Africa in all aspects.


You are right! Africans are corrupt and lack the ability to think rationally and that is it! all they need to do is change all that and they would not need religion anymore. take away ignorance, corruption mainly, hyporcrisy and religion would disappear in Africa completely.

Unfortunately the truth self, though it still shocks me how the western world developed despite being religious.

SegFault:

Sorry, your delusion is too strong no need arguing even if I show you articles from historians you would still talk rubbish. White masters indeed.

show it now and show me how africans were living miserable life before European came .

oponu,when bini was still flourishing in their technologies and civilization and form of govt,england was den of harlots and crime then.

SegFault:

you are completely wrong unfortunately, if we followed these religions to the book, we would have been on top, we are simply corrupt, hypocritical, lack the ability to think rationally and unable to challenge our beliefs.

Amazing.

SegFault:

Unfortunately the truth self, though it still shocks me how the western world developed despite being religious.

The west was religious, before technologies, they were very religious 400 years ago, even then they still enslaved Africans, did they also believed religion approved enslaving and murdering Africans? perhaps maybe it was just as i am suggesting. religion was made up to enslave africans even till today.


The west recently has moved away from religion, that is when they started progressing, because religion kept them backward (just like it is doing to Africa now), believes like burning widows who were accussed of witchcrafts. They wouldn't try that today, and this is because their mindsets has changed with technologies, heart transplant, kidney transplant, C sections, brain sugeries can be perfomed, but in those days they believed that illnesses were as a result of witchcrafts just like most Africans believes today still and that is what religion did to them, Kings were killing people in the name of God. Women were stripped nakid burnt alive for just accussations of infidelity, children with chicken pox or other curable illnesses were labelled possesed by evil spirits.

Did you read the case of the Nigerian boy rescued by a swedish white woman? His Nigerians parents labeled him a wizard and left him homeless in the streets. That is what religion does. The swedish woman is not even religious or a christian.

compton11:
show it now and show me how africans were living miserable life before European came .

oponu,when bini was still flourishing in their technologies and civilization and form of govt,england was den of harlots and crime then.

This is true, white people did so much damage to africans and Africa by colonising Africa. Without the white men colonising Africa and brainwashing them with their made up religion Africa would have being richer and greater than european countries.

gypsey:
This is true, white people did so much damage to africans and Africa by colonising Africa. Wihout the white men colonising Africa and brainwashing them with their made up religion Africa would have being richer and greater than european countries.

African were even Christians b4 European.

Ethiopia has been practising religion before any European.

may Africa rise again

gypsey:
The west was religious, before technologies, they were very religious 400 years ago, even then they still enslaved Africans, did they also believed religion approved enslaving and murdering Africans? perhaps maybe it was just as i am suggesting. religion was made up to enslave africans even till today.


The west recently has moved away from religion, that is when they started progressing, because religion kept them backward (just like it is doing to Africa now), believes like burning widows who were accussed of witchcrafts. They wouldn't try that today, and this is because their mindsets has changed with technologies, heart transplant, kidney transplant, C sections, brain sugeries can be perfomed, but in those days they believed that illnesses were as a result of witchcrafts just like most Africans believes today still and that is what religion did to them, Kings were killing people in the name of God. Women were stripped nakid burnt alive for just accussations of infidelity, children with chicken pox or other curable illnesses were labelled possesed by evil spirits.

Did you read the case of the Nigerian boy rescued by a swedish white woman? His Nigerians parents labeled him a wizard and left him homeless in the streets. That is what religion does. The swedish woman is not even religious or a christian.

It happened in akwa ibom, those people's case self tire person, never seen people as addicted to religion in my life as them, anything pastor talk for church na true, at the end no be say dem holy.

gypsey:
This is true, white people did so much damage to africans and Africa by colonising Africa. Wihout the white men colonising Africa and brainwashing them with their made up religion Africa would have being richer and greater than european countries.

This unfortunately untrue, the level of industrialisation that had taken place in Europe was far beyond the reach of Africa, while they were making advancements in trade, science and all, we were doing literally nothing, of course we had structured society, but let's face it if not for western influence lord knows where we would have been. Maybe Ethiopia and those empires influenced by the Middle East would have moved far but as for the rest.
If you doubt me read this:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/15th_century

definitelyCYRIL:
The way I hate those two stupid things we call religion ehnnn. Nigerians have made anything religion disgust me. Religion is the major reason why africa is as it is today, very backward and disgusting. There is nothing good religion has done for us. Just imagine a world with only black people in it, or have you ever wondered how africa would have looked like with zero western influence.

You are an illiterate if you think Christianity has done no good in it's more than 1800 years. You must be one of these Nairaland local Atheist who really have not even visited the airport. Even in the UK. The biggest non-government hospital is owned by the Church. The Church remains the biggest charity giver thousand of years leading up to the 21st century before even Bill&Melinda Foundation became a thing.

Traveling is education. Don't just sit in a your village and be forming online Atheist who doesn't even know his facts.

SegFault:

It happened in akwa ibom, those people's case self tire person, never seen people as addicted to religion in my life as them, anything pastor talk for church na true, at the end no be say dem holy.

Now you see what i mean about religion. as i ve said earlier, the swedish woman did not even claim to be religious or a christian. Because even with common sense one would know that it was wrong what the parents of that child did to him.

On one my visits to Nigeria my grandmother wanted to take me to one of them crooks who claims to remove pins and needles from people's bodies, i was like NO way grandmother! she told me how they removed 20 pins from her body, i asked her, did they tell you how 20 pins got into her body? She said No, that they are not allowed to ask the man questions. Can you imagine that? they cannot ask questions, just believe. I told her say mum they are just scammers she still didn't believe me till date.

gypsey:
Now you see what i mean about religion. as i ve said earlier, the swedish woman did not even claim to be religious or a christian. Because even with common sense one would know that it was wrong what the parents of that child did to him.

On one my visits to Nigeria my grandmother wanted to take me to one of crooks who claims to remove pins and needles from people's bodies, i was like NO way grandmother! she told me how they removed 20 pins from her body, i asked her, did they tell you how 20 pins got into her body? She said No, that they are not allowed to ask the man questions. Can you imagine that? they cannot ask questions, just believe. I told her say mum they are just scammers she still didn't believe me till date.

Africans

SegFault:

This unfortunately untrue, the level of industrialisation that had taken place in Europe was far beyond the reach of Africa, while they were making advancements in trade, science and all, we were doing literally nothing, of course we had structured society, but let's face it if not for western influence lord knows where we would have been. Maybe Ethiopia and those empires influenced by the Middle East would have moved far but as for the rest.
If you doubt me read this:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/15th_century

That is why Europeans are still keeping Africa poor and ignorant so as to carry on enslaving them, imagine African leaders looting and impoverishing their people only to go dump their loots in white people and foreign banks. what kinda screw up slave mentality is that?

merits:

My dear islam is not a joke,it command respect.too much of fake pastors make christianity lost its value,and too much of everything is not good,even miracle they do in some churches shows they just are acting.

Islam doesn't command respect. It is a Satanic ideology that commands bloodsheddng espceially if Muhammad is criticised. Muhammad the Pedophile gets even more "respect" than Allah.

gypsey:
That is why Europeans are still keeping Africa poor and ignorant so as to carry on enslaving them, imagine African leaders looting and impoverishing their people only to go dumb their loots in white people and foreign banks. what kinda screw up slave mentality is that?

Me I don't know oh. The worst part is that no matter how we change our leaders we will still end up with a foolish kleptomaniac, how would you steal the funds for the upkeep and development of schools just to train your child abroad,

PervertProphet:


Islam doesn't command respect. It is a Satanic ideology that commands bloodsheddng except if Muhammad is criticed. Muhammad the Pedophile gets even more "respect" than Allah.

If someone criticises your one and only through religion you would start foaming at the mouth.

SegFault:

If someone criticises your one and only through religion you would start foaming at the mouth.

It will be you foaming in the mouth because I never said what's not factual even by Islamic standard.
Did I lie when even authentic Islamic books called described Muhammad's Pedophiliac habits?

I look at the facts of different world-views and come correct. If you have got your facts. Present it. My Religion is even the most criticised religion by all and you certainly know no one is going to behead you for that, Clown like the religion of your parents where Sharia compliant laws is applied to those who they feel "blasphemed" the Pedophile Prophet Muhammad.

definitelyCYRIL:
The way I hate those two stupid things we call religion ehnnn. Nigerians have made anything religion disgust me. Religion is the major reason why africa is as it is today, very backward and disgusting. There is nothing good religion has done for us. Just imagine a world with only black people in it, or have you ever wondered how africa would have looked like with zero western influence.

The problem is not religion but greedy leaders we have in the continent who make public office their private property and use it not atom to conscience in them

definitelyCYRIL:
The way I hate those two stupid things we call religion ehnnn. Nigerians have made anything religion disgust me. Religion is the major reason why africa is as it is today, very backward and disgusting. There is nothing good religion has done for us. Just imagine a world with only black people in it, or have you ever wondered how africa would have looked like with zero western influence.

Yes, I have. If they are like we Yorubas we'd be worshipping iron or lightning instead of a book, and be killing twins and selling each other as slaves. Thankfully however, Africa is not an island and has been influenced and influenced, and the West would be very ignorant without us.

"[url=https://classic.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+2%3A15&version=KJV]That it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, Out of Egypt have I called my son[/url]", is a clue, as is Moses' origin.

compton11:
African were even Christians b4 European.

Ethiopia has been practising religion before any European.

may Africa rise again

I don't think so, Ethiopians were not practising Christianity. They believed in some guy called Haile selasia, it think they were worshipping him too, the same way so called christians worships the crooked Nigerian pastors like Oyedepo and co.


What about other African countries apart from Ethiopia? Like Nigeria or Ghana. Were they already christians before the white man came to Africa? Where did the name christian came from then? If not from the white man, Is Christian (English) an African word?

SegFault:

Me I don't know oh. The worst part is that no matter how we change our leaders we will still end up with a foolish kleptomaniac, how would you steal the funds for the upkeep and development of schools just to train your child abroad,

Exactly! Wouldn't it be easier to use the funds, bulid the school in their own country so their children do not have to school abroad and other poor children can also benefit from the school.

That is because Africans/nigerians are still enslaved to the white people maybe not physically but mentally, they believe that anything foreign is better than their own. foreign degrees, foreign rice, foreign bread, foreign cassava, foreign biscuit, foreign toothpick, foreign everything. Even foreign petrol, they could not even refine their own Oil and natural resources they have to employ foreign nations to extract their resources.

SegFault:

Africans

I even tried to explain, I said, mum, if really you had 20 pins in your body you would not be alive for 5 minutes before the crooked pastor takes the pins out of your body. the pins would kill her before she gets there. She would need surgery operations to remove the 20 pins.