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What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 5:18pm On Feb 23
So I was admitted and to be operated later in d day...

Then this female nurse walked in with some group of students and told me to pull off my dressshockedshocked( To fix pipe through my d**k to enable me urinate after the operation)...ahh which kind wahala come be this :'

...I took off my short leaving the boxer and she made a gesture instructing me to remove everything...hmm, I could swear they were interested in seeing my IGWE.
(Uncle didn't shave down there oogrin)

...Fastforward to when she started shaving me
Gosh! If you see the way she held my ndubisi and was twisting and turning it in full view of the students like she was a shareholder(omg...I wished ground will open and swallow me...I curse that day and that lady)Since then I hide my face whenever I go for checkup and sight her.


So guys, what's your experience

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Qatar2022: 5:22pm On Feb 23
That's her duty

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Innobee99(m): 5:23pm On Feb 23
My dad was sick so I visited him in the hospital. A man was also admitted beside my dad too. Then I was using one touch light removable battery phone. I don't have charger so I pleaded with the man to help me with his desktop charger....I repeat, desktop charger ooooo. Oga refused and he was not even using it. He held it tight and hid it.
Few days later oga died and I was staring at the helpless desktop charger on the bed. In my mind I was like, oga no get time for charger Again?


Lesson: This world na vanity, no too make noise

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Xenry: 5:24pm On Feb 23
Mine is too crazy to share here, infact it is 18+, so I no wan spoil you guys.
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 5:24pm On Feb 23
Qatar2022:
That's her duty
Plus the students?
If it was just me and her it will be fair na
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 5:25pm On Feb 23
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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Qatar2022: 5:30pm On Feb 23
mezico96:


Plus the students?

If it was just me and her it will be fair na
They're learning
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 5:32pm On Feb 23
Innobee99:
My dad was sick so I visited him in the hospital. A man was also admitted beside my dad too. Then I was using one touch light removable battery phone. I don't have charger so I pleaded with the man to help me with his desktop charger....I repeat, desktop charger ooooo. Oga refused and he was not even using it. He held it tight and hid it.
Few days later oga died and I was staring at the helpless desktop charger on the bed. In my mind I was like, oga no get time for charger Again?


Lesson: This world na vanity, no too make noise

gringringrin
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Xenry: 5:33pm On Feb 23
Innobee99:
My dad was sick so I visited him in the hospital. A man was also admitted beside my dad too. Then I was using one touch light removable battery phone. I don't have charger so I pleaded with the man to help me with his desktop charger....I repeat, desktop charger ooooo. Oga refused and he was not even using it. He held it tight and hid it.
Few days later oga died and I was staring at the helpless desktop charger on the bed. In my mind I was like, oga no get time for charger Again?


Lesson: This world na vanity, no too make noise
Damn it! All is vanity... cool
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 5:33pm On Feb 23
Qatar2022:
They're learning
WHY ME?�
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Xenry: 5:34pm On Feb 23
mezico96:
So I was admitted and to be operated later in d day...

Then this female nurse walked in with some group of students and told me to pull off my dressshockedshocked( To fix pipe through my d**k to enable me urinate after the operation)...ahh which kind wahala come be this :'

...I took off my short leaving the boxer and she made a gesture instructing me to remove everything...hmm, I could swear they were interested in seeing my IGWE.
(Uncle didn't shave down there oogrin)

...Fastforward to when she started shaving me
Gosh! If you see the way she held my ndubisi and was twisting and turning it in full view of the students like she was a shareholder(omg...I wished ground will open and swallow me...I curse that day and that lady)Since then I hide my face whenever I go for checkup and sight her.


So guys, what's your experience
Lol, you for ask am for blów job na. wink
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Xenry: 5:35pm On Feb 23
mezico96:


Plus the students?

If it was just me and her it will be fair na
Mumu man, why not do thréesome with them? sad
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 5:36pm On Feb 23
Xenry:
Lol, you for ask am for blów job na. wink

Igwe died that day oo...
It was asif He was shy seeing the eyes looking at him
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 5:38pm On Feb 23
Xenry:
Mumu man, why not do thréesome with them? sad

I don't do even one-some... And they where like five female students and a guy
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Joysticks: 5:51pm On Feb 23
Let me deviate.I was selected for army screening 5 years ago in Benin.I have done documentation.So the medical screening follows next.On the next day of the medicals,Some male and female NYSC corps were present, including female soldiers.We were asked to remove our clothes to look out for deformities, including our boxers.See as the corps members dey view our John thomas.As in the females would hold our prick to check if we have big testicles. 2 applicants refused to remove their boxers.Instead,they disqualified themselves from the medical screening.Even with all that,na still man know man dem dey base their criteria on.

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by prince2pac(m): 5:56pm On Feb 23
mezico96:


Igwe died that day oo...
It was asif He was shy seeing the eyes looking at him
Never had such experience biko

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 6:10pm On Feb 23
Joysticks:
Let me deviate.I was selected for army screening 5 years ago in Benin.I have done documentation.So the medical screening follows next.On the next day of the medicals,Some male and female NYSC corps were present, including female soldiers.We were asked to remove our clothes to look out for deformities, including our boxers.See as the corps members dey view our John thomas.As in the females would hold our prick to check if we have big testicles. 2 applicants refused to remove their boxers.Instead,they disqualified themselves from the medical screening.Even with all that,na still man know man dem dey base their criteria on.

Lol gringringrin
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Freestainworld(m): 6:18pm On Feb 23
Never had such an experience, but as a health worker, we don too see things, infact our profession is not for a promiscuous somebody, let me stop here

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 6:34pm On Feb 23
Freestainworld:
Never had such an experience, but as a health worker, we don too see things, infact our profession is not for a promiscuous somebody, let me stop here

Oga kwantinue grin
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Offpoint1: 6:35pm On Feb 23
Had an erection when a fair tall and endowed female nurse was administering me scorpion anti-venom. Shit refused going down after she was done.

FYI I wasn't fantasizing anything with her, I just naturally get arouse when I'm in pain or angry.
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by dannyrhymes600(m): 6:42pm On Feb 23
mezico96:
So I was admitted and to be operated later in d day...

Then this female nurse walked in with some group of students and told me to pull off my dressshockedshocked( To fix pipe through my d**k to enable me urinate after the operation)...ahh which kind wahala come be this :'

...I took off my short leaving the boxer and she made a gesture instructing me to remove everything...hmm, I could swear they were interested in seeing my IGWE.
(Uncle didn't shave down there oogrin)

...Fastforward to when she started shaving me
Gosh! If you see the way she held my ndubisi and was twisting and turning it in full view of the students like she was a shareholder(omg...I wished ground will open and swallow me...I curse that day and that lady)Since then I hide my face whenever I go for checkup and sight her.


So guys, what's your experience
all this your slangs just dey give me joy.
in the year 2015, i went to stay with my grandmother in the village, malaria nearly killed me, so I went to the village health centre to get treated, the nurse asked if I have any injection or drug allergies and if I have eaten, I said no allergies and yes I have eaten ( I lied, I didn't eat and any drug aside paracetamol makes me hallucinate badly ) she gave me two injections and some drugs to swallow, she said I should come back for the remaining injection the next day, as I wanted to stand up and go I started feeling like my legs are no more there, I banged the legs on the ground one after the other, one yeye man that knows my dad is a soldier started laughing and saying the soldier spirit in me is manifesting, I fell three times in the clinic, everybody was scared, one guy later volunteered to back me home, on the way home I bit the guy's head like twice and I was nodding him at irregular intervals, we later got home and I was just misbehaving, they almost tied me up but they weren't strong enough to. since that day people for village just dey look me one kind one kind.

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by jansonn(m): 6:49pm On Feb 23
I Live in the hospital, countless experience, I don see igwes. I'm a guy though so... But usually, they're supposed to only expose the part they want to examine or shave, at least he go help reduce the shame.

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Abimbolafavour(f): 7:05pm On Feb 23
dannyrhymes600:

all this your slangs just dey give me joy.
in the year 2015, i went to stay with my grandmother in the village, malaria nearly killed me, so I went to the village health centre to get treated, the nurse asked if I have any injection or drug allergies and if I have eaten, I said no allergies and yes I have eaten ( I lied, I didn't eat and any drug aside paracetamol makes me hallucinate badly ) she gave me two injections and some drugs to swallow, she said I should come back for the remaining injection the next day, as I wanted to stand up and go I started feeling like my legs are no more there, I banged the legs on the ground one after the other, one yeye man that knows my dad is a soldier started laughing and saying the soldier spirit in me is manifesting, I fell three times in the clinic, everybody was scared, one guy later volunteered to back me home, on the way home I bit the guy's head like twice and I was nodding him at irregular intervals, we later got home and I was just misbehaving, they almost tied me up but they weren't strong enough to. since that day people for village just dey look me one kind one kind.
lol ... like seriously
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by dannyrhymes600(m): 7:19pm On Feb 23
Abimbolafavour:
lol ... like seriously
100%
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by SweetVibe: 8:19pm On Feb 23
make una no kill me with laugh oo
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 8:39pm On Feb 23
jansonn:
I Live in the hospital, countless experience, I don see igwes. I'm a guy though so... But usually, they're supposed to only expose the part they want to examine or shave, at least he go help reduce the shame.

I should sue her ahbi?
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Masonkaycares(m): 8:40pm On Feb 23
dannyrhymes600:

all this your slangs just dey give me joy.
in the year 2015, i went to stay with my grandmother in the village, malaria nearly killed me, so I went to the village health centre to get treated, the nurse asked if I have any injection or drug allergies and if I have eaten, I said no allergies and yes I have eaten ( I lied, I didn't eat and any drug aside paracetamol makes me hallucinate badly ) she gave me two injections and some drugs to swallow, she said I should come back for the remaining injection the next day, as I wanted to stand up and go I started feeling like my legs are no more there, I banged the legs on the ground one after the other, one yeye man that knows my dad is a soldier started laughing and saying the soldier spirit in me is manifesting, I fell three times in the clinic, everybody was scared, one guy later volunteered to back me home, on the way home I bit the guy's head like twice and I was nodding him at irregular intervals, we later got home and I was just misbehaving, they almost tied me up but they weren't strong enough to. since that day people for village just dey look me one kind one kind.
Same happened to me 2012 to be precise. Small malaria wey no been gree hear word. On that day I refused to eat cos I knew that we'll visit the hospital in a bid to avoid any form of injection. On getting there they asked me if I have eaten, before I could separate my lips my aunty don answer say I don chop bellefull. I had no option so I took the injections, 2 doses and some tablets. I blacked out under 15 minutes although I was slightly sound conscious. Na so my aunty run enter the fast food joint buy food for me . We stayed another 4 hours in the hospital.

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(m): 8:45pm On Feb 23
Masonkaycares:
Same happened to me 2012 to be precise. Small malaria wey no been gree hear word. On that day I refused to eat cos I knew that we'll visit the hospital in a bid to avoid any form of injection. On getting there they asked me if I have eaten, before I could separate my lips my aunty don answer say I don chop bellefull. I had no option so I took the injections, 2 doses and some tablets. I blacked out under 15 minutes although I was slightly sound conscious. Na so my aunty run enter the fast food joint buy food for me . We stayed another 4 hours in the hospital.

Hahahaha... Wassup with avoiding injections? I even prefer it to tablets
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by youngvikthor(m): 8:47pm On Feb 23
I don't have any sad
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by dannyrhymes600(m): 9:43pm On Feb 23
Masonkaycares:
Same happened to me 2012 to be precise. Small malaria wey no been gree hear word. On that day I refused to eat cos I knew that we'll visit the hospital in a bid to avoid any form of injection. On getting there they asked me if I have eaten, before I could separate my lips my aunty don answer say I don chop bellefull. I had no option so I took the injections, 2 doses and some tablets. I blacked out under 15 minutes although I was slightly sound conscious. Na so my aunty run enter the fast food joint buy food for me . We stayed another 4 hours in the hospital.

injection on empty stomach can be disastrous.
when I was 7 i had fever and was taken to the barrack hospital, I got injected and few minutes later I started catching imaginary insects, my mum almost lost it that day, she quickly called people around to help her ask what the doctor gave me, senior army officers have already started threatening to demote him if anything happens to me, luckily my dad came around and calmed my mum down,they took me home and I kept spitting out the liquid milk they were drenching me with, I woke up the next morning and everything was fine ( they told me the whole story because I was too busy catching fire flies to know what was going on )

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Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by Stephenmoka4(m): 10:46pm On Feb 23
I was laughing while receiving injection.
Re: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by legendarie: 10:53pm On Feb 23
dannyrhymes600:


injection on empty stomach can be disastrous.
when I was 7 i had fever and was taken to the barrack hospital, I got injected and few minutes later I started catching imaginary insects, my mum almost lost it that day, she quickly called people around to help her ask what the doctor gave me, senior army officers have already started threatening to demote him if anything happens to me, luckily my dad came around and calmed my mum down,they took me home and I kept spitting out the liquid milk they were drenching me with, I woke up the next morning and everything was fine ( they told me the whole story because I was too busy catching fire flies to know what was going on )
as of 2016,i had an orchidopexy surgery.,as in one testes no gree come down,right at the hospital ,there injected me and i blarked out,woke up in the middle of d operation,but went off back,after that d nurse d touch my blade like say she dey find something,when she applies me g.v,

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