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Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 12:28am On Feb 26, 2021
2dice01:
The Op is scared make dem no victimize am grin

We wey we get small díck for naija we no pass 2
Me and the Op's friend

Every other nigga has horse kinda size

Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by scofield114: 12:29am On Feb 26, 2021
hhhhh op save urself the depression nd love ur peniss anygirl that is not satisfied with it let her cut u another1 that is big mine is 7inches
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by 2dice01: 12:57am On Feb 26, 2021
[quote author=lefulefu post=99423347][/quote]grin cheesy

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Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by RealGboy: 5:09am On Feb 26, 2021
scofield114:
hhhhh op save urself the depression nd love ur peniss anygirl that is not satisfied with it let her cut u another1 that is big mine is 7inches


na wa o.. someone cannot post for a friend again.. but believe what u may ... I'll advise you to test me with your female sister or friends
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 5:16am On Feb 26, 2021
Kanixt:


You are the reason why most girls don't want to express themselves freely on nairaland.

Why not try jump and pass method

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Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Originalsly: 7:51am On Feb 26, 2021
Bro.... regardless of what females say..... size does matter. If your friend is small.... advise him not to be placing bets on experienced girls who are used to better bananas... they will cheat on him.... iPhone 15 nor Bugatti will not prevent that. He need to find virgins..... his size will be l they know. On enlargement..... nothing good can come out of that. No drug can enlarge a specific part of the body unless it's a side effect.... and that will not be the dick. If enlarged using some physical means... ok.... gets longer by 3 inches... do you really think there will be more blood vessels to bring in more blood to have is erection? The result will be a bigger but dead dick. Then what?
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by janda1: 7:56am On Feb 26, 2021
Rhodaogunpeju:
my deer size really matters alot .. I'm a lady so I know .. but two things are involved.. if your cucumber is average and your lady is a virgin it will be big to her but if she's the type that has tasted bigger Gbola she will definitely cheat on you...

And pray that your vigrin too sticks with you because once she tastes big Gbola there is no going back...


sadly most women marries men with average cucumber because most men with bigger ones are mostly players ....

good morning
thank you sister.. what's the best size can a man has to satisfy his girlfriend or wife on bed, you are talking from experience...
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by janda1: 7:57am On Feb 26, 2021
Feddytune:





most Nigerian men have small cucumber....... it's saddening ..... and @op size matters ... but I'm more into the pocket size

morning, what is the best size can a man have the inches
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by janda1: 8:08am On Feb 26, 2021
RealGboy:
I have a friend who really has a small cucumber and he's been feeling sad lately because his ex whom he caught cheating have an excuse that she cheated because she was not enjoying thier love making due to his cucumber size .

This was the same girl , he bought an iphone 11 for immediately it came out, I mean this guy does everything for her ... I have seen my friend cucumber and it is average when he is not a porn. star .

.now my guy is all over the internet trying to buy drugs to make his cucumber bigger... which brings me to the question does size really matter ?..... I mean I can swear that ned nwoko has small cucumber but yet look at the numbers of pretty ladies he control or are they cheating behind him ??

try jelqing
it works. .2000 strokes morning and night, if he is determined by next two months, his dick should be around 7-8 inches and the girth around 6... mind you when you get the size you want... always excercise the penis like 500 strokes a Day or twice a week
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by VanDerWaalforces: 8:22am On Feb 26, 2021
Feddytune:





most Nigerian men have small cucumber....... it's saddening ..... and @op size matters ... but I'm more into the pocket size
Hmmmm! nsogbu di.
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Kccheechy(m): 11:20am On Feb 26, 2021
If it's up to at least 5 inches when erect, you should be OK.
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by TheDarkGamer: 11:29am On Feb 26, 2021
what if the guy has about 5 inches or an average length but thin girth?
Can girth be increased?
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Federov(m): 12:05pm On Feb 26, 2021
I'm not encouraging him to masturbate, buh what I did to mine is that I do massage it not until I cum oh.. Like stroking it and it increased my d*** well.... angry grin
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Burgerlomo: 12:22pm On Feb 26, 2021
Rhodaogunpeju:
my deer size really matters alot .. I'm a lady so I know .. but two things are involved.. if your cucumber is average and your lady is a virgin it will be big to her but if she's the type that has tasted bigger Gbola she will definitely cheat on you...

And pray that your vigrin too sticks with you because once she tastes big Gbola there is no going back...


sadly most women marries men with average cucumber because most men with bigger ones are mostly players ....

No wonder she blocked my number

Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 1:28pm On Feb 26, 2021
Feddytune:





most Nigerian men have small cucumber....... it's saddening ..... and @op size matters ... but I'm more into the pocket size
Undercover hoeloshow
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by RealGboy: 3:06pm On Feb 26, 2021
Federov:
I'm not encouraging him to masturbate, buh what I did to mine is that I do massage it not until I cum oh.. Like stroking it and it increased my d*** well.... angry grin


share before and after pictures
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by BareFacedLies(m): 3:19pm On Feb 26, 2021
RealGboy:





Stop assuming I'm not the one

No fight?! grin
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Johnholmes: 11:04pm On Feb 26, 2021
I don't know what all the fuss is about penis size..
How can u centre your whole life around such an irrelevant issue.So what if your organ is small,....you go kill yourself??
If she no like your size ,go and find another woman .
U can't change ur size but u can change ur woman.

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Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Feb 26, 2021
Rhodaogunpeju:
my deer size really matters alot .. I'm a lady so I know .. but two things are involved.. if your cucumber is average and your lady is a virgin it will be big to her but if she's the type that has tasted bigger Gbola she will definitely cheat on you...

And pray that your vigrin too sticks with you because once she tastes big Gbola there is no going back...


sadly most women marries men with average cucumber because most men with bigger ones are mostly players ....
Pussy Head
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 11:18pm On Feb 26, 2021
Feddytune:





most Nigerian men have small cucumber....... it's saddening ..... and @op size matters ... but I'm more into the pocket size
All una just wan Bleep.. Still Complain About The Money.. Confused Human.. The Biggest Mistake Created too the world is female
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by megastu(m): 4:43pm On Mar 02, 2021
I guess if cheating is because of Cucumber and Kpekus, both parties would just be cheating. If you jump from one person because of cucumber size to the next and the next and the next so when does it stop. There is always an excuse to do something wrong.

I believe all women cannot have big breasts, big asses, same way all men cannot have porn star size dicks. People should look for more valid excuses to cheat. Humans are different from animals and should be able to have control over their physical wants.
Rhodaogunpeju:
my deer size really matters alot .. I'm a lady so I know .. but two things are involved.. if your cucumber is average and your lady is a virgin it will be big to her but if she's the type that has tasted bigger Gbola she will definitely cheat on you...

And pray that your vigrin too sticks with you because once she tastes big Gbola there is no going back...


sadly most women marries men with average cucumber because most men with bigger ones are mostly players ....
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 02, 2021
RealGboy:





I really pity your husband

On the contrary, she should be applauded. You should always encourage a woman when she's honest. It's so difficult for them.

Besides is it not better to have an honest wife that is ready to express her dissatisfaction and subsequent affairs than one who pretends to be good but still acts like the first lady?
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Bigprick9inches: 10:01am On Mar 14, 2021
come and get cucumber size here
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by lukui: 11:00am On Mar 14, 2021
What does she want with big d!ck? What do you too want with big d!ck? What is your size? If you enlarged your thing and she later comes across another bigger guy, wikk you still enlarge your own just to satisfy her? May be you should install NEPA electric pole between your legs!!!
Okay seriously now, baby heads come and go out of pxssy since Adam and Eve era. It is elastic, expand and contracts, you don't need to enlarge it to satisfy any lady, have you ever seen any woman saying a mans dic.k didn't enter her thing? No, during childbirth, as big as the baby's head, is, it will pass through the pxssy, is your d!ick as big as a baby head?
Like many said above, talk to her, and also try some pre-intimacy and erotica or romance before pwnetrati
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by SweetCunt97(f): 11:27am On Mar 14, 2021
Bigprick9inches:
come let me give you mind blowing fvvck. check your message sexy
Already got someone. Thanks
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Oturatetuala(m): 12:24pm On Mar 14, 2021
Feddytune:





most Nigerian men have small cucumber....... it's saddening ..... and @op size matters ... but I'm more into the pocket size

In your dreams nigeria men have small cucumber... Na where u reach or see oo.hmm
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by frozen70(f): 11:53pm On Mar 14, 2021
RealGboy:
I have a friend who really has a small cucumber and he's been feeling sad lately because his ex whom he caught cheating have an excuse that she cheated because she was not enjoying thier love making due to his cucumber size .

This was the same girl , he bought an iphone 11 for immediately it came out, I mean this guy does everything for her ... I have seen my friend cucumber and it is average when he is not a porn. star .

.now my guy is all over the internet trying to buy drugs to make his cucumber bigger... which brings me to the question does size really matter ?..... I mean I can swear that ned nwoko has small cucumber but yet look at the numbers of pretty ladies he control or are they cheating behind him ??

The size of it doesn't really matter, what matters is how to use it well and when to use it in her

Be romantic and give her full attention, she will always be close to orgasm even before you penetrate making it easier for you all

Some have it big and since they don't have the above details, they can't even use it well
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 5:41am On Mar 15, 2021
TBH......some women's pvssy has been renovated from the single room self contain when they were virgins to a 4 bedroom room and parlor with garage...for some of these chics you'd need to fvck them with a yam to pleasure the bastards...and sorry if you're broke or she's broke to get it tightened up....this is why you should never marry or date a wh0re. On the other side it's possible your friend's pecker is the seize of a little carrot, bad news is that no matter the supplement or shit that he tries to get for dick enlargement it simply won't work....his best option is to get creative with his little pecker, fingers and his head game locating and targeting the g spot or simply resort to being a c0ckhold. Good luck to your friend.

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