FalseOracle50:
I see the security man flogging you for disobedience at some point.











The oracle has spoken

Mandela27:
Lolss omoh I wonder why some men no just gree wise

Yesterday a guy came into a restaurant with a lady,when they ordered for food,the girl said she wanted fufu and said the guy should go and buy it for her outside the restaurant,omoh the idiot went and the babe has already started eating the garri while waiting for the fufu
Omoh as they were still there the babe phone rang and she went out to pick the call and the mumu man was still there staring at her like a goddess...the one wey pain me pass na when the babe tell the guy to go collect water make she drink...man my brain wan skata....the owner of the restaurant con call my name say make I help am give the couple water from fridge cus een been dey outside dey wash plates and pot..omoh I tell the girl say see fridge there,if she wan drink water make she go open fridge collect na so I match out of the restaurant b4 I continue to see rubbish... damn I hate women that always take advantage of mumu men

luminouz:


Lmaoooo

I enjoyed your story. I pity the man in it dou. Such power a woman can wield cuz of a slice of pussy

SmellySperm:
the future has always been kpekus!

Mandela27:
omoh stop to use this pishurr na as I see this pic for morning na once AZ hungry me

SmellySperm:
lol my OG wey do me promise and fail that year

Mandela27:
Lolss omoh I wonder why some men no just gree wise

Yesterday a guy came into a restaurant with a lady,when they ordered for food,the girl said she wanted fufu and said the guy should go and buy it for her outside the restaurant,omoh the idiot went and the babe has already started eating the garri while waiting for the fufu
Omoh as they were still there the babe phone rang and she went out to pick the call and the mumu man was still there staring at her like a goddess...the one wey pain me pass na when the babe tell the guy to go collect water make she drink...man my brain wan skata....the owner of the restaurant con call my name say make I help am give the couple water from fridge cus een been dey outside dey wash plates and pot..omoh I tell the girl say see fridge there,if she wan drink water make she go open fridge collect na so I match out of the restaurant b4 I continue to see rubbish... damn I hate women that always take advantage of mumu men

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the SIMPle man even asked why I talked to the mumu girl like that if u see eye I take lookam ehn,small tin remain I wan konk een head

Lawalemi:
The feeling that girls are too beautiful to spread coronavirus

Lidocaine:
So today we had an early class in school so I had to be in school before 7.30am.

Due to the Covid-19 guideline policy everyone is required to use there nosemask before they are allowed to enter the school premises.

The security man at the gate was sending everybody who was not with nosemask back to go and use their nosemask before entry.

This is the interesting part, there are two ladies in front of me who wanted to enter the school but they did not use nosemask immediately they man asked them where is their nosemask they just smiled to the man and the man said they should enter.

I was so amazed then I decided to remove my nosemask and see the man's reaction.

When he asked me where is my nosemask,they kind of eye I take look the man ehn he just said I should enter..