Emmahunk:
OP, I think you are a great guy and it will be hard for any bae to resist you.
The way you have been responding to comments even some sarcastic ones is amazing.
My piece of advice, never start what you can't continue with a woman!
Simply ask her out and don't try to impress. Just be yourself and good luck.

Thanks sire

Nike way, just do it. No rehearsals.

This is bad no woman has come out to help this guy. Let it not be that there are all jealous oo