Nonexistent:
My simp experience was a horrible one. My "girlfriend" was basically my bank account back in the day and one day, the bank just folded. She had eloped to abroad with her man friend with all my life savings. I was played, my heart was crushed and my dream scattered. Was workimg hard, starving myself, saving money for us to travel abroad not knowing she had other plans. Las las, she disappeared with all my savings. I'm a hardcore "redpill born again" now thanks to her. A lot of friends advised I went fetish on her but I said no, "the evil that women do lives with them". She later called to beg but I told her to go and beg God because forgiveness belongs to Him not me. As for my money, God later blessed me that I got all I lost in just one contract.

DemonInvoker:
My own na Head Master she turn me into... Any small thing she go bend my head go down...The day Wey I no give head she go para for me,send me text msgs say you didn't give me some head today why?!I go quickly apologize then she go come over later come spread am for me to give her agali for like 1hour sef before allowing me to slamdunk... Na so so sick I come dey Sick from giving too much head...At a point I no come dey feel my tongue again....I really try for that Babe.

Richadv:
2019 I bought a watch for 1 mumu as gift she was so happy I thought I've hit the jackpot but guess what next day she post a video and I saw her sister wearing the watch her small sister for that matter as if dat 1 nor do I still one of her course mate(male) watching the week the following week love na nonsense pipo dey tell me I say leave m e many be dem be friends I sha hit but she Jo's b lik log of wood 4 bed I Jo's vex getup is e Jo's b lik rape

SmellySperm:

simping is a disorder my executional emeritus

pansophist:
Chai, simps full nairaland o. See multitudes of confession. Jesus

Special thanks to Martinez39s, ubunja, caveAdullam and other redpill apostles for ushering an abundance of swallows, for these gentlemen to overdose and "desimp" themselves with. It is not easy. Well done.

Most simps are in their 20's down, but it always get better from there. A man need to be a simp first, before "desimping", just like one must be a servant before becoming a master. You must be reborn. Lucky you if you've desimp earlier. For me, since 17 I stopped simping after my first crush dealt mercilessly with me, just because I fell in love.

But fellas, look at it from the good sides. It's better to simp earlier in life, learn from it and become gallant for life, instead of the female equivalence where they live recklessly during their prime, chase off good men, and pay the price for life. Any man that says he haven't simp is a liar. Infact I feel like hitting my head on the wall when I remember my simpism. May God have mercy on my soul.

Keep swallowing brothers.

Nonexistent:
We were saving to travel abroad.
1. I was "extravagant" and she was not so we suggested she took charge of finances so as to save and achieve our dream.
2. She was the one in charge of the visa processing because she knew the agent.
3. I was working like a donkey, hardly had time to anything else.
4. I trusted her and loved her, believed she did too.
5. I was a BIG FOOL.

Yusufisraelj:


Hope you no day lie like this? LWKMD

Yusufisraelj:



Hope you no day lie like this? LWKMD

kenzysmith:
you turn girlfriend to your savings account na wa o

Nonexistent:
We were saving to travel abroad.
1. I was "extravagant" and she was not so we suggested she took charge of finances so as to save and achieve our dream.
2. She was the one in charge of the visa processing because she knew the agent.
3. I was working like a donkey, hardly had time to anything else.
4. I trusted her and loved her, believed she did too.
5. I was a BIG FOOL.

Smopro:
Bought a small Java phone for this babe, she broke up with me the second day: Naso mumu 18years old me go her mumsy shop go collect my phone back

Brayss:
When I was in ss3 i was dating one of my school mate,she's in ss2,i so much love her,when it time for waec,i bought waec exam past question,almost all subjects to prepared for it,she told me to promised her that i will give all these books to her,after my examinations,including my waec calculator and i oblige,and i also have a younger sister that was in ss2,she'd a faith that i will give it to her,on my last paper,my girl comes to meet me to collect the books,I gives all to her with my calculator,she thanks me and walk away,i asked for a kiss to celebrate my final paper,she declined says it imoral.when i reach home,i met my dad inside the compound and i greated him,he asked me about my exam,i told him it was fine,he said where're the books he gave me money to buy that my sister will needs it,I told him i don't know who stole it inside my locker when we're celebrating.he beat the hell out of me.when i told my girl about what happend to me,she's laughing helplessly,that was when i known that i'd been used.

kenzysmith:
hope u getting the red pill?

you deserve more beating

Brayss:
When I was in ss3 i was dating one of my school mate,she's in ss2,i so much love her,when it time for waec,i bought waec exam past question,almost all subjects to prepared for it,she told me to promised her that i will give all these books to her,after my examinations,including my waec calculator and i oblige,and i also have a younger sister that was in ss2,she'd a faith that i will give it to her,on my last paper,my girl comes to meet me to collect the books,I gives all to her with my calculator,she thanks me and walk away,i asked for a kiss to celebrate my final paper,she declined says it imoral.when i reach home,i met my dad inside the compound and i greated him,he asked me about my exam,i told him it was fine,he said where're the books he gave me money to buy that my sister will needs it,I told him i don't know who stole it inside my locker when we're celebrating.he beat the hell out of me.when i told my girl about what happend to me,she's laughing helplessly,that was when i known that i'd been used.

Brayss:
When I was in ss3 i was dating one of my school mate,she's in ss2,i so much love her,when it time for waec,i bought waec exam past question,almost all subjects to prepared for it,she told me to promised her that i will give all these books to her,after my examinations,including my waec calculator and i oblige,and i also have a younger sister that was in ss2,she'd a faith that i will give it to her,on my last paper,my girl comes to meet me to collect the books,I gives all to her with my calculator,she thanks me and walk away,i asked for a kiss to celebrate my final paper,she declined says it imoral.when i reach home,i met my dad inside the compound and i greated him,he asked me about my exam,i told him it was fine,he said where're the books he gave me money to buy that my sister will needs it,I told him i don't know who stole it inside my locker when we're celebrating.he beat the hell out of me.when i told my girl about what happend to me,she's laughing helplessly,that was when i known that i'd been used.

kenzysmith:
mine when I was 19 I had my ist girlfriend I used to send this girl 500 mtn from my pocket money every 2 days. after I send her the card I will use my own card to call her she never call me. there was a day she agree to have lunch with me we went to sillzers she came with her younger brother they ate fried rice and big chicken while I was drinking coke talkng with her I would have bought food for my self but I was considering their fare back home in my heart I was in tears but I was just there smiling like gaduje. after the meal his younger brother demand for meat pie and ice cream she also said I should also buy for her too that I should put it inside take away pack. they sat at their seat why I went to buy it for them and I also gave them 1500 for their fair back home. i am the one who called her if she have arrive home even hug I no see talk less of pussy chai I mumu that year sha

Drsnives:
I foresee Mr op going for deliverance cos this his simpness is out of this world

This I have seen

UyaiIncomparabl:


This is so irritating. Just look at the word " simp" flying here and there. Let people be simps in peace. Don't force them out of their biological make up. Killjoy.

UyaiIncomparabl:


This is so irritating. Just look at the word " simp" flying here and there. Let people be simps in peace. Don't force them out of their biological make up. Killjoy.

pansophist:


If your brother or husband is a simp, will you be proud of him?