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by SportsHD: 7:22pm On Apr 18
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Re: by Venusman(m): 7:33pm On Apr 18
ohk, you don't mean it
Re: by lakesidepapa(m): 7:35pm On Apr 18
SIMPs and Caring is different in their entireties...
Re: by gfon(m): 7:42pm On Apr 18
Chop knuckles!!! If you take that babe to that restaurant,i go personally swear for you.The biggest mumu in this write up is the SIMP(S) that paid for her ride.

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Re: by dingbang(m): 7:59pm On Apr 18
Chop knuckle.

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Re: by Starzo: 8:09pm On Apr 18
remove simping from this article.

how person wey come visit you go fall and u nor even try go check if she's fine at that instant??...that's complete wickedness bro.

Na people like una dey give the redpill and alpha male phenomenon bad rep so.

not being a simp does not mean u should be irredeemably wicked towards the other gender.

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Re: by SportsHD: 8:39pm On Apr 18
Starzo:
remove simping from this article.

how person wey come visit you go fall and u nor even try go check if she's fine at that instant??...that's complete wickedness bro.

Na people like una dey give the redpill and alpha male phenomenon bad rep so.

not being a simp does not mean u should be irredeemably wicked towards the other gender.

over 5 guys came to her rescue that what difference would me being the sixth one do? And there were at least 4 girls present there with her too.

Na initial gra gra stage she dey shaa. She'll soon fall to za oza room.

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Re: by donproject2(m): 8:43pm On Apr 18
Starzo:
remove simping from this article.

how person wey come visit you go fall and u nor even try go check if she's fine at that instant??...that's complete wickedness bro.

Na people like una dey give the redpill and alpha male phenomenon bad rep so.

not being a simp does not mean u should be irredeemably wicked towards the other gender.

Point of correction, she didn't go there to visit the guy, she went there to visit her female friends. Read between the lines...
Re: by MasonKendall(m): 9:03pm On Apr 18
Starzo:
remove simping from this article.

how person wey come visit you go fall and u nor even try go check if she's fine at that instant??...that's complete wickedness bro.

Na people like una dey give the redpill and alpha male phenomenon bad rep so.

not being a simp does not mean u should be irredeemably wicked towards the other gender.
Will you stop being a sissy? Nine people around you and you still need me? For what? Guy be careful.
Re: by Starzo: 9:12pm On Apr 18
MasonKendall:
Will you stop being a sissy? Nine people around you and you still need me? For what? Guy be careful.
you have a long way to go

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Re: by Starzo: 9:15pm On Apr 18
donproject2:


Point of correction, she didn't go there to visit the guy, she went there to visit her female friends. Read between the lines...
even at that, he could have gone over to say sorry or doh o...

he ignored her as though nothing happened but he's later asking her out for a relationship.

Be honest,if it was your sister, would you advise her to go out with such a person??

and since when did showing care and empathy as a decent human being equate simping

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Re: by Starzo: 9:22pm On Apr 18
SportsHD:


over 5 guys came to her rescue that what difference would me being the sixth one do? And there were at least 4 girls present there with her too.

Na initial gra gra stage she dey shaa. She'll soon fall to za oza room.
she might actually end up in ur bed seeing as she's the money hungry type (for saying she'd still date u even after ur show of heartlessness if you took her to that expensive place). Cuz a decent girl would not even respond to you again after that incident. And I say f*ck that hoe before buying anything for her cuz that's what she obviously is (a money hungry hoe).

My point still remains, showing care is not SIMPing. Just don't allow urself to be manipulated while doing it. That's the message

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Re: by IamPlato(m): 9:52pm On Apr 18
Yes she likes it but she will never open her pussy for you
Re: by Khd95(m): 10:31pm On Apr 18
5 niggas rush go rescue one bicch, cheesy
If it was a fellow guy man that slipped, Dem for dey yab am oo


The future is truly toto

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Re: by amuwo1980: 7:03am On Apr 19
What do women use most after makeups(powder,cream etc) ? Well weda u like it if not the answer is MEN
Re: by MasonKendall(m): 7:14am On Apr 19
Starzo:

you have a long way to go
You're not far from the truth cos am relatively a young man and I have more years ahead of me.
Re: by Reex12(m): 7:47am On Apr 19
so you mean to tell me that 5guys rushed to her rescue and still paid her uber fee to go home..chai DEATH TO SIMPS

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Re: by femi4: 10:03am On Apr 19
SportsHD:
Okay, this girl i was toasting came over to our hostel which was off campus.

We were just like 8 boys and 11 girls living in the compound. It is a two storied building.

This girl i was toasting came to visit her friends upstairs, they were gisting etc, we men dey our lungu (a small place we demarcated downstairs to gym and smoke). Some were pumping iron and some were smoking.

As the girl i was toasting was coming down the stairs with two other girls, she just slipped and fell down. She slid downwards the stepsgrin.

It wasn't funny, but it was also funny.

Like 5 guys just rushed to her rescue, I just sat down on the bench, earpiece in my ear while puffing my Benson switch.

Shaa, she didn't break anybone. And my guys paid for an uber to take her home.


The next day, I hit her up on whatsapp, I asked how is your body etc, she replied; she's fine but kinda sore from the fall.

I then asked how about what i talked to you about sey make me and you dey tamahog i.e, make we dey date.

She said, she can't date a heartless person o, I said how come?
She replied that i didn't even come to her aid when she fell down that what if she died or got seriously injured? In my mind i was like shey i resemble your mama ni or shey na me dey chop you pussy ni that I'll come to your aid.

I told her that over 5 guys came to your rescue that what difference would me being the sixth one do? And there were at least 4 girls present there with her too.

Long story short, she say she can't date me but she can still change her mind. Then she sent a picture of a new restaurant in palms Mall that she'll like to try their food.

I said I can Cook better than this at home. since this last message, she hasn't replied me she ignored me.

Things i noticed;
If i wasn't a lil bit rich, she wouldn't say she can't date me but she can still change her mind.

2. Until i have that pkekus, I'll never take that bitch out.

I know sey na shakara she dey do, I go still Bleep her.

Shaa, hope you enjoyed my epistle.
She's hungry, only after your money
Re: by Adasun(m): 10:03am On Apr 19
Starzo:

she might actually end up in ur bed seeing as she's the money hungry type (for saying she'd still date u even after ur show of heartlessness if you took her to that expensive place). Cuz a decent girl would not even respond to you again after that incident. And I say f*ck that hoe before buying anything for her cuz that's what she obviously is (a money hungry hoe).

My point still remains, showing care is not SIMPing. Just don't allow urself to be manipulated while doing it. That's the message
decent what,whether decent or not,op would lay her at the right time.
Re: by Konquest: 9:44am On May 09
SportsHD:
Okay, this girl i was toasting came over to our hostel which was off campus.

We were just like 8 boys and 11 girls living in the compound. It is a two storied building.

This girl i was toasting came to visit her friends upstairs, they were gisting etc, we men dey our lungu (a small place we demarcated downstairs to gym and smoke). Some were pumping iron and some were smoking.

As the girl i was toasting was coming down the stairs with two other girls, she just slipped and fell down. She slid downwards the stepsgrin.

It wasn't funny, but it was also funny.

Like 5 guys just rushed to her rescue, I just sat down on the bench, earpiece in my ear while puffing my Benson switch.

Shaa, she didn't break anybone. And my guys paid for an uber to take her home.


The next day, I hit her up on whatsapp, I asked how is your body etc, she replied; she's fine but kinda sore from the fall.

I then asked how about what i talked to you about sey make me and you dey tamahog i.e, make we dey date.

She said, she can't date a heartless person o, I said how come?
She replied that i didn't even come to her aid when she fell down that what if she died or got seriously injured? In my mind i was like shey i resemble your mama ni or shey na me dey chop you pussy ni that I'll come to your aid.

I told her that over 5 guys came to your rescue that what difference would me being the sixth one do? And there were at least 4 girls present there with her too.

Long story short, she say she can't date me but she can still change her mind. Then she sent a picture of a new restaurant in palms Mall that she'll like to try their food.

I said I can Cook better than this at home. since this last message, she hasn't replied me she ignored me.

Things i noticed;
If i wasn't a lil bit rich, she wouldn't say she can't date me but she can still change her mind.

2. Until i have that pkekus, I'll never take that bitch out.

I know sey na shakara she dey do, I go still Bleep her.

Shaa, hope you enjoyed my epistle.
Mr. "Benson Switch" and "heartless
person." grin

I enjoyed your vivid post.

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Re: by oluwaseyi0: 9:56am On May 09
too many dumb people on nairaland even though i know this is FAKE story

even if it's a dog that falls from stairs normal human instinct will attempt to help,

so you are saying if it's an ordinary stranger (male or female, old or young) that falls beside you you will have simply walk pass
Re: by Drsnives(m): 10:19am On May 09
Bar man, give this niggar 1 create of Goldberg sharply..

Na man you be..

I foresee you Bleep.ing her in a month time
I foresee you tearing that ass without mercy
I foresee her pleading for mercy


This I have seen

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