To all my peepatos, if u know u are mouthed abeg u are welcomed

Jooorr ooo, mi o le fi g string se catapult 

i just cant use straw to suck bre.ast

keep em rolling guys, bash dem girls

and girls, u are free too oo, bash us wella, we ready for una

I no fit use breast take do keyboard!!Joooor oooo

nice one my brother, sha run if u see them girls cos na jazz them go take pursue u

I'd like to see daddy showkey do a catwalk

;d ;d ;d ;d

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying, & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.



Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one

Yea,yet u bear d name of a woman!

Any problem with that?

U are not even ashame to bear the name of a woman

Gat no problem wit dat

PretiEbony:

U are not even ashame to bear the name of a woman

Sorry I can't be
Can u be for me

Lol. I'd like to hear a yahoo boy asking 'wat is capslock' ?

dani1luv:

I'd Like to see Lysaa Bleaching or Mr. Chykason Preaching

I'd Like to see Guapo Do a Catwalk. .or Mr Studio Asking what is CapsLock

Aaahh Oga Mod, o ga oo

I'd like to see Oga Dani do mtseeew for militant,
Inside cell, come do mtseew for presido

see dis naughty boy
I'd like to see u brush teeth for cobra, come put bow tie for python
abi u fit use crude oil to fry plantain

Danny u wan kill me

u self no go wan use menstruation chop rice,
abi u fit use boiling ring boil ocean,
abi u wan use your rod take draw generator,
u self no go wan use acid tamba
abi u fit use coffin sell ice cream

Oga Dani mumu fit use sper.m do bama chop bread

u self no go wan baff untop transformer
abi u fit shower for high tension,
u no go wan use calculator calculate your sper.m count
abi u don use eja kika do oja take carry load
u fit use ata gigun take do tiro

u self no go wan come use chinese balm mastur.bate

Who won take paper block menstration

and who wan take sledge hammer do abortion

abi u go fit wear dunlop go inside aso-rock

ode ni fe gbe learner sara trailer

ode tun ni fe pa soldier si oneway

Oni fe fi marker kose sori omi

oni fe se touch-ur-toe lori epo gbona

oni fe lo swim ninu konga

o de ni fe fi shalanga se jaccuzi

abi u fit use semo chop bread

ah na fight?

u self no go wan use omi ata do face wash,
abi u fit use aboniki clean yansh
or u don use snail jelly brush teeth
abi u don use acid wash mouth

or Oga Dani don clean finish wey im go come use bulldozer scrape pubic hair

na wa o!

una 2 don kolo finish

Oga Dani - I leave message for you for offtopic

abi you dey avoid me now??

kolo ke, i even still dey expect some from ya side

no, no

I nor get una energy

free me abeg

wait a minute, Dani na woman?

God come catch u

I'd like to see you at a bend down market
abi u wan use bra draw well for water
abi u fit milk yourself like cow come use drink cornflakes breakfast

Madam Dani no go wan come use cucumber masturb.ate