KASSSAAA guy how u dey take survive, let me guess, u dont eat her food

jor oh!
I no go fit use ewedu stem do ladder
I no go fit wash transformer
I no go use ladder climb maggi cube
jor oh!

Evening peeps,joor o
I no fit use candle take cook beans
Abi u fit take acid do bleaching cream?
I no fit use plane run ikeja to oshodi
Joor oo I no fit use cortex paint take paint skyscraper.
I no fit use mini skirt play basketball

^ ^ Me fit use mini-skirt play basketball 

El Guapo:

**Looks up** Yepa! Werrin ID Tie 4 her A**?! Catapult! Dr Eldav no fit buy u ordinary N20 G - string ni??
Thats way local gurl, dnt tell me u're planning to relocate to Amazon forest for a George Badosky Of the jungle Clip?

[For your info am outta here, so your upcoming yabs dey enta ma junk or luckily 4 u the Spam box ]

its turns u on wen i trow u yabs abi , okay i get your time now i wud  save dis so it delivers wen u sign in notin like spam for my world except d real kasala

strings u say , i tot i left it to u wen u came complaining boxers were expensive so it was only generous for me to strt designing d strings u use to cover your  biro length . Secondly y will i  relocate to your territory u run ecology u d king  of d jungle , martin luther of  all primates dats your dream am i correct

El Guapo:

Element i senior u naa. . .like to say no be me been dey buy your Pap n Pampers when u stil be pickin

You Ribadu been raise up for ACN rally tinking u be broom!

You ma wey dey carry your prick do crossing belt while going out on an important date!

El, that's my line you cornered. . .it's actually funny yabbin someone wit dat.

but why you no get copy[i]left[/i] from me?

abi, you wan use chewing gum do super glue?

jackpot:

El, that's my line you cornered. . .it's actually funny yabbin someone wit dat.

but why you no get copy[i]left[/i] from me?

abi, you wan use chewing gum do super glue?

KASA!!! CHAI, dat is rude MEHHHNNN!!!

lazy boy

Lol. . .u don start again huh

El Guapo:

Lol. . .u don start again huh

u dey fear?

Yeah that ur wife will miss u when u're locked up in jail 4 insulting an IG like me

see dunce, guy who dash u position

Yeah its obvious u wont see my badge, i hid it in my boxer

because u stole it abi?

No comment!!!

male bash females?

oh well, no females here to bash!

**heads for the exit**

y dont u let me help u

*grabs his butt and kicks him out*

Anyone seen Dani, please if u see her/him, tell her/him to come and lock this thread, i dont really need it dat much again, jor don finish for naija

It neva finish o , it just start fro Italo joooor oooo

emi ole so fun superman ko gbe mi de Heaven
emi o le so fun obama ko je pako
emi ole she wemimo fun obuko dudu
emi ole she wa su fun ijapa

chai Badosky, yarn no dey finish for ya mouth even till when naija go erase for d surface of d earth

^na talent ooo
y u dey vex , is it ur mouth , is it ur gift

lol, u be confirm aba girl

Areaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
liv it, dont dabaru

i fear u ooo *reverses his car very far before happiness carry her go break my windscreen* ehen okay we can talk wella now

u dey reverse banga , no b comot for car push we dey take reverse dat ur yaso yaso ijapa

Yaso yaso ijapa? My head o o o

lol see them, una no fit change, madness don dey flow for una veins

BROKEN NEWS!!!

Two men has been caught Raping a Mosquito beside Abalti barracks 2day. They were cot by a soja man & d right action has been taken 2 disiplin dis men. Meanwhile a sea goddess (mammy water) is seen inside d National Stadium swimming pool today bt dey don kash am kill am & go put d body 4inside Museum. If u 1t 2 av a luk go any museum wey dey near u,u go c am

^ alabi yellow , emi o jasi bella news yi o