i wonder too ooo

@Idowuogbo I no b alabi yellow I b Alabi Handsome. go check google Two men wey dey make lov wit a mosquito wey dem catch 2day&mami water wey dey c 4inside swimming pool

na wa ooo , na only 1 handsome me no o , na kelly ransome jooor oooh
anyway shey al dis ur iroyin nkan be no go cease ni , u sef go check dog dey swallow python

Alalabi:

Meanwhile a sea goddess (mammy water) is seen inside d National Stadium swimming pool today bt dey don kash am kill am & go put d body 4inside Museum. If u 1t 2 av a luk go any museum wey dey near u,u go c am

in lagos? Na lie jor! You no know lagos peeps. Instead of putting the mermaid in a museum, dem go cut am chop, sell d flesh to pepper soup joints, etc. . Like they did those dead whales that were washed ashore lagos beaches

B4 dey kill d mami water im warn say anybody wey chop am go get instant belle, be it a man or a woman,becos im knw wetin u lagos pipu fit do

Good dae
*clears throat*hem hem
By orda orda orda
wetin dis boi wryt 4 here
I dey cum make i find my glasses

By orda of d JJS
D op has bn chargd
5000 4 openin a thread
5000 4 d commnts on it
10000 4 xcessiv use of yoruba

Thanks.

glad u liked it

seun was all into wearing old wigs and baggy gowns
i cajoled him into letting me choose d nu design myself

did awae wit d wigs,changed d gown to a curve-revealing one
dont need xplaining too much


btw, did i tell u dat u have bin given relief from paying charges cos u're such a responsible nairalander?

Its in d bel air of jokes sectn(i mean d str where Id‘s spa was)
.@ d end of d str,u‘l c d finest building,dats it.

Ok o, i pray i get their on time, my case file is already on the judge's deck

u self know say u be criminal

Wat do u mean corrosive element?
El is a law abiding citizen oh

*snugs* lol okay ooo, i don hear u

Snug? Lol

lol, tell me u like d way i do it

Lol

Yea ah do

Lol

cheii!!!! my head wan burst

Hehehehehehehehe

see ur mouth

Like ya own

lol i havnt kissed ya yet, so i dont think my lips can take ur shape

Naughty boi

like u self no get am for body small

Me ke?


Gentle,easygoing,meek,softhearted. I no dey chop anytin wey hard pass banana

yinkalink:

Me ke?


Gentle,easygoing,meek,softhearted. I no dey chop anytin wey hard pass[b] banana[/b]

Ha!!! now i know u are bad

Wat do u mean?

Ha u cant tell me u dont know, am not saying anything

Ah dont oh

lie lie girl, i aint saying anything

Aint telepathic

N since u nat talking,*chapter closed*