Why does it feel like I have high BP?

I met this tall luscious babe right here on Facebook called Prisca.

From cursory greetings it moved on to long amorous chats.

We would chat and chat even when my girlfriend was right there beside me. She too would be chatting and never really cared about my chats although she was very faithful to me.

At a point Prisca invited me to Abuja to come and spend a week with her. I planned and obtained a 1 week casual leave from work and lied to my girlfriend Joan that I was going to Abuja for a one week worshop.

Last Sunday morning I bathed and told Joan to park my clothes for the journey.

Dutifully she packed a bag, I gave her some pocket money for her upkeep while I would be frolicking in Abuja with my new found
love Prisca.

Prisca had refused giving me her number unless she was sure I would visit her. When I got to Abuja I chatted and told her where I was and she promptly sent me an Airtel number.

I dialled the number and it connected immediately. With amorous excitement I crooned hello?

It's the answer that's making me think I have high BP o.

Prisca: You are at New Nyanya Park right?

Me: Yes honey comb

Prisca: okay, enter another motor back to Makurdi, it is me Joan. Prisca is the name my mum gave to me. So Prisca and Joan is one and the same person my lovely man. By the way pls buy kilishi for me.

I beg I still dey Abuja o! Wetin I go do?

op Don turn me to mad man ,I can't stop laughing.

blazesam:
Why does it feel like I have high BP?

I met this tall luscious babe right here on Facebook called Prisca.

From cursory greetings it moved on to long amorous chats.

We would chat and chat even when my girlfriend was right there beside me. She too would be chatting and never really cared about my chats although she was very faithful to me.

At a point Prisca invited me to Abuja to come and spend a week with her. I planned and obtained a 1 week casual leave from work and lied to my girlfriend Joan that I was going to Abuja for a one week worshop.

Last Sunday morning I bathed and told Joan to park my clothes for the journey.

Dutifully she packed a bag, I gave her some pocket money for her upkeep while I would be frolicking in Abuja with my new found
love Prisca.

Prisca had refused giving me her number unless she was sure I would visit her. When I got to Abuja I chatted and told her where I was and she promptly sent me an Airtel number.

I dialled the number and it connected immediately. With amorous excitement I crooned hello?

It's the answer that's making me think I have high BP o.

Prisca: You are at New Nyanya Park right?

Me: Yes honey comb

Prisca: okay, enter another motor back to Makurdi, it is me Joan. Prisca is the name my mum gave to me. So Prisca and Joan is one and the same person my lovely man. By the way pls buy kilishi for me.

I beg I still dey Abuja o! Wetin I go do?

this is a scenario where grasscutter dribble the hunter come wound am join... Op sorry to say ur case critical Gan ni oo.... Ur babe get sense die... She tricked u go Abuja... See Wetin pushit hole don put u nao.. When we talk dem no go hear.... See ur life op... Just buy the kilishi and go baacki jare... Ashawo man

Leave girls alone, you won't hear.

Girls. hmmm

do as she said. also buy her alot of gift. then go with ur pastor and apologies. then even if she doesn`t forgive God will forgive u.

Sounds too good to be true..when Nigerian girls wise like this

What drinking garri cannot do doesn't exist.

How I want take look her for face? How will I correct her when she goes wrong?

habsydiamond:
this is a scenario where grasscutter dribble the hunter come wound am join... Op sorry to say ur case critical Gan ni oo.... Ur babe get sense die... She tricked u go Abuja... See Wetin pushit hole don put u nao.. When we talk dem no go hear.... See ur life op... Just buy the kilishi and go baacki jare... Ashawo man

blazesam:

How I want take look her for face? How will I correct her when she goes wrong?

yoruba do say, some poo at the tip of a plate if ur eyes overlooks it the mind won't. Just try to beg her to forgive u cos u failed her test. If u are lucky and she agrees no do that again oo.. Guilt no nearly finish u for what u did.

Lwkmd. Serves you right.

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blazesam:
Why does it feel like I have high BP?

I met this tall luscious babe right here on Facebook called Prisca.

From cursory greetings it moved on to long amorous chats.

We would chat and chat even when my girlfriend was right there beside me. She too would be chatting and never really cared about my chats although she was very faithful to me.

At a point Prisca invited me to Abuja to come and spend a week with her. I planned and obtained a 1 week casual leave from work and lied to my girlfriend Joan that I was going to Abuja for a one week worshop.

Last Sunday morning I bathed and told Joan to park my clothes for the journey.

Dutifully she packed a bag, I gave her some pocket money for her upkeep while I would be frolicking in Abuja with my new found
love Prisca.

Prisca had refused giving me her number unless she was sure I would visit her. When I got to Abuja I chatted and told her where I was and she promptly sent me an Airtel number.

I dialled the number and it connected immediately. With amorous excitement I crooned hello?

It's the answer that's making me think I have high BP o.

Prisca: You are at New Nyanya Park right?

Me: Yes honey comb

Prisca: okay, enter another motor back to Makurdi, it is me Joan. Prisca is the name my mum gave to me. So Prisca and Joan is one and the same person my lovely man. By the way pls buy kilishi for me.

I beg I still dey Abuja o! Wetin I go do?

OP this isn’t Facebook. Na so una go dey copy post from other site dey post here.

do as she said. also buy her alot of gift. then go with ur pastor and apologies. then even if she doesn`t forgive God will forgive u.

Lolssss,,, very simple way of winning her heart over again.....

We are still in April.....

Tell her it's your own April-fool prank.....

blazesam:
Why does it feel like I have high BP?

I met this tall luscious babe right here on Facebook called Prisca.

From cursory greetings it moved on to long amorous chats.

We would chat and chat even when my girlfriend was right there beside me. She too would be chatting and never really cared about my chats although she was very faithful to me.

At a point Prisca invited me to Abuja to come and spend a week with her. I planned and obtained a 1 week casual leave from work and lied to my girlfriend Joan that I was going to Abuja for a one week worshop.

Last Sunday morning I bathed and told Joan to park my clothes for the journey.

Dutifully she packed a bag, I gave her some pocket money for her upkeep while I would be frolicking in Abuja with my new found
love Prisca.

Prisca had refused giving me her number unless she was sure I would visit her. When I got to Abuja I chatted and told her where I was and she promptly sent me an Airtel number.

I dialled the number and it connected immediately. With amorous excitement I crooned hello?

It's the answer that's making me think I have high BP o.

Prisca: You are at New Nyanya Park right?

Me: Yes honey comb

Prisca: okay, enter another motor back to Makurdi, it is me Joan. Prisca is the name my mum gave to me. So Prisca and Joan is one and the same person my lovely man. By the way pls buy kilishi for me.

I beg I still dey Abuja o! Wetin I go do?

Please copy and paste with vigilance. This is Nairaland, not Facebook.

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OP this isn’t Facebook. Na so una go dey copy post from other site dey post here.

Hehehe he forgot to edit the Facebook part

Ishilove:
Please copy and paste with vigilance. This is Nairaland, not Facebook.