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| 50 Phrases You Can Only Hear In Nigeria-part One by deenee: 8:06pm On Apr 22, 2011 |
1) [b]Insult upon injury 2) Nonsense and Ingredient 3) If I sound u ehh, I will soon slap you 4) How Far? 5) Can I see your particulars? 6) Anything for me sir? 7) Are you mad?  Half-caste9) Next tomorrow 10) Make I come block you dia 11) Lie, Lie 12) See me see trouble oh 13) Shift small for me lemme sit 14) abeg vamus / abeg commot 15) nonsense say wetin happen 16) Abomination 17) Over my dead body 18) God forbid bad thing 19) I need to retouch my (h)air 20) any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody idiot 21) Na wa oooo 22) Tell me something 23) Why do you want to know my name? 24) Abeg joo 25) Can u imagine, 26) wonders shall never end / cease 27) Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will sayTUFI!!!!) 28) Chei, Kai 29) Oya me we dey go 30) Hold on lemme branch somewhere 31) Come and Escort Me 32) Stop at that junction over there 33) Borrow me your pen/biro 34) Still yet! 35) Me and you will enter the same trouser 36) You are so annoying 37) Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches 38) What is the time? Quarter To buy your own 39) Effico or jackometer! 40) ITK- I too know 41) Muumu 42) How are you? 'We're managing’ 43) and so what? 44) I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive etc 45) Your face look familiar or similar 46) You are so daft 47) NFA- No future ambition 48) Are you already ready? 49) That is so dry! 50) I don belle full or my belly is full[/b] |
| Re: 50 Phrases You Can Only Hear In Nigeria-part One by Nobody: 2:30am On Apr 23, 2011 |
LOL. All true.  |
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