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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by jrusky(m): 3:57pm On May 02
AllenSpencer:
We will get you another time

Too early to start showing appreciation.


You never know, you might mistakenly swallow coconut next

Hahahahaha
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by olamide0147: 3:57pm On May 02
meobizy:
Trolls are now getting their time to shine. Useless forum.
madam send your house address make I mail you paracetamol.

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by KanuSE: 3:58pm On May 02
gungab:
Operation or Anus

No way he/she could have passed the seed through the anus.

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Tatashi: 4:00pm On May 02
Do you know i have been praying for your recovery? Since i read it i have been asking God to heal you. Im happy it got expelled.
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by KanuSE: 4:01pm On May 02
advanceDNA:


You over estimate the power of the human digestive system.

If the digestive system truly worked on the seed, OP would probably be hospitalised by now.

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by advanceDNA: 4:02pm On May 02
PrecisionFx:


Are u sure u know anything about the human digestive system??


What you should asking is what a mango seed is.... the stomach can’t can’t digest a mango seed....
if it’s a small seed .. he’ll be lucky if it moves to the large intestine to the rectum where he can pass it into the toilet..

If it’s a large seed... he will need a doctor..

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by KanuSE: 4:03pm On May 02
PrecisionFx:


I doubt it was expelled as a mango seed, Cuz d stomach should have dealt with it totally

If so, OP would not be here typing about expelling some imaginary mango seed.
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by KanuSE: 4:04pm On May 02
WowSweetGuy:
Through your mouth, anus or operation?!

Good question.

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by opius: 4:10pm On May 02
O ni jekuje... How can you swallow mango seed grin grin grin

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by HRMK: 4:12pm On May 02
BadRadio:
Thanks to Nairaland and credits to the MODs for pushing this thread ( https://www.nairaland.com/6532082/just-swallowed-mango-seed ) to Fp, some of the suggested recommendations by noble members of the platform came in quickly, handy and useful.

I want to appreciate you all for showing concern. Thanks every one.
congrats!now tell me how to post on the platform......i want to post on nairaland too!
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by HRMK: 4:15pm On May 02
how do i post on nairaland?is it through emails or what?tanx.
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by atesunate16(m): 4:24pm On May 02
HRMK:
how do i post on nairaland?is it through emails or what?tanx.

You want to swallow seed too? Lol

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Ghostmode2two(m): 4:25pm On May 02
OP your anus trusted your mouth and your mouth trusted your anus.

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by mechanics(m): 4:26pm On May 02
That's good, next time, take it easy.
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Daughterboard(m): 4:28pm On May 02
Somebody says "pishure it or I dontbelieve it"
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Adeyinka12(m): 4:29pm On May 02
Come and tell us the full details as you get over it mango swallower
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Nobody: 4:30pm On May 02
KanuSE:


If so, OP would not be here typing about expelling some imaginary mango seed.

He hasn't said is it came out whole
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 02
advanceDNA:


What you should asking is what a mango seed is.... the stomach can’t can’t digest a mango seed....
if it’s a small seed .. he’ll be lucky if it moves to the large intestine to the rectum where he can pass it into the toilet..

If it’s a large seed... he will need a doctor..

The stomach can possibly do so. Mango seeds are not particularly strong
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Nobody: 4:34pm On May 02
maasoap:


I guess you don't know how tough mango seed cover is.

Not strong enough to hold back concentrated Hydrochloric Acid.
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by ProfitableACCA: 4:35pm On May 02
The OP was lieing.. He can't possibly swallow mango seed.

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Ourlastborn: 4:38pm On May 02
Congratulations...
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by debola33: 4:40pm On May 02
Bros u go lick mango? I get one for here
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by solss24: 4:47pm On May 02
He will want to be in the frontpage again. Next thing we'll all see is (How they expelled the mongo seed i swallowed) ��

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by willexyaho(m): 4:51pm On May 02
How did it happen?
The seed didn't grow mango tree in your stomach?

Imagine if it was coconut you swallowed and have to expell it through anus.

You will understand what women pass through.

Thank God.
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Durklil: 4:54pm On May 02
Congrats
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by EwuGambia: 5:05pm On May 02
musicproducer:
sorry were u worried it will grow to a tree in abi kini?



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CHECK MY STATUS
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Sirdan247(m): 5:16pm On May 02
Nairaland na cruise station nothing more
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by bluefilm: 5:18pm On May 02
Hahaha

This funny guy again.

Abeg how many days did the Jonah mango sleep in your belly?

Don't tell me it's exactly three days like the case of Jonah.

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by blazepascal(m): 5:22pm On May 02
so hw was it expelled

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Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by Lovelyn451(f): 5:26pm On May 02
when u go dey lick like almanjiri
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by airsaylongcome: 5:32pm On May 02
meobizy:
Trolls are now getting their time to shine. Useless forum.

As innnnnnn! Not only did they push the first thread were certain of his posts clearly showed he was trolling, they go ahead to push this thread to tell is that we are fools
Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by KanuSE: 5:33pm On May 02
PrecisionFx:


Not strong enough to hold back concentrated Hydrochloric Acid.

You're arguing blindly?

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