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For Guys Only: Getting Women Via Texting Or Chatting by Premiumwriter: 11:36am On May 12
If you are interested in meeting girls on social media just to f*ck then read this guide, if not, trust me you have no business being in this thread cheesy

Caution: please this is a meet and f*ck guide. No judgement please. No be only me de sin.

I've met and have it with quite a number of girls on social media.

And to be sincere I find it the easiest way to meet and hook up with any girl you desire.

No pressure. No anxiety. No c ramming or speaking of long toasting lines. No boosting of morale.

Just text and text and she comes over. If I like her small then I can invite her over again.

But most times, once is usually enough for me.

I know there are quite a number of guys running this same parole and if you are a guy not getting p*ssies on Facebook or other SM then trust me there's something you are not doing right.

So, in this short report I'll give a summary of a few things you can do to get more girls to come over with little less efforts.

1. Revamp your profile

One thing I like is posting my pictures. It's not show off.

It's just me telling anyone that cares to look that I don't really care or give a f*ck cos I'm just living my life.

It also shows that you have an exciting life.

There are plenty of benefits to posting pictures on your timeline which I wouldn't want to go into. But if you must get the girls try to post more pictures.

Not studio pics tho. Too much of those is boring. Just use this, each time you dress well, engaging in a fun activity or with a group and y'all are shining, laughing or doing something fun, take a pic and post it.

It shows that you have a life.

2. Post funny jokes or memes... Regularly

If you find something funny, maybe a funny post or image, download it and upload or copy and post it. Don't share please. Post it as though it's new.

Girls love to interact with guys which they think are funny because funny guys aside from being able to make them laugh are easy to flow with and if they eventually come over, they know they won't have to worry about any awkwardness.

Go for her Whatsapp

Almost all the girls I meet on Facebook eventually comes to whatsapp. It's usually Facebook>whatsapp>my house.

Toasting girls on Facebook is usually not advisable especially when you don't already know her in person. Instead focus on getting her whatsapp contact.

WhatsApp is better because there are fewer guys there disturbing her plus she knows that anyone contacting her on WhatsAp is on a 'personal' friend level and not totally a stranger.

So always opt for their WhatsApp number. Now one thing I know that doesn't work very well is getting her phone number and calling her.

Except you are a good conversationalist and on basket mouth level of humour, you are bound to lose out on her when you call.

Calling is just too hard a work, so keep it in Texting mode for the time being.

It's all really depends on the vibe sha. But if the flow is good then call her as soon as you've introduced yourself on WhatsAp and she save your number.

A good emphasis is placed on getting her to save your number. It's important because it takes you a step closer into her inner circle and from the stranger label.

Once you're sure she has saved your number, the next time is to call her. But before that time, try and get a little naughty on your chats.

It's far better for you to be straightforward and say you'd like to f*ck her than pretend that you are interested in being her friend.

Girls know wetin de sup. So no too lie say no be toto you want.

Wheh chatting just find a way to always introduce sex talks into it. This prepares her mind and she knows that anything that brings her to your house means business.

I mean this.

There was one girl that came to my house with 3 layers of underwear because she said she doesn't want to sleep with me but the way I chat she's afraid something will sup.

Las las we remove the skirt and all three underwear.

It's very crucial you talk sex in your chats. This sometimes can be as easy as saying she's got a sexy b**bs, as* or smile and then adding how it makes you feel or what it makes you want to do to them.

Some will not like it. But still talk about it from time to time.

Once you add a girl on Facebook please don't go to her timeline and comment one of those thanks for accepting me or stuffs like
Re: For Guys Only: Getting Women Via Texting Or Chatting by Carchoice: 1:23pm On May 12
Premiumwriter, so you are still struggling to get a girl? grin

Have you fallen in love with dog and cat fights video yet?
Re: For Guys Only: Getting Women Via Texting Or Chatting by Premiumwriter: 9:30am On May 16
Carchoice:
Premiumwriter, so you are still struggling to get a girl? grin

Have you fallen in love with dog and cat fights video yet?

Not struggling bro. Girls no de hard me.


I still can't stand those videos o. Totally unnecessary.

How una take de remember username for this forum sha
Re: For Guys Only: Getting Women Via Texting Or Chatting by tosik(m): 9:43am On May 16
I think the only achievement you made in life is this??no p continue
Re: For Guys Only: Getting Women Via Texting Or Chatting by Premiumwriter: 9:48am On May 16
tosik:
I think the only achievement you made in life is this??no p continue
grin


If you made all the money in the world and can't get women to become loyal to you, trust me you'd regret it.

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