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If I Was A Woman. by silvertuke(m): 6:46pm On Apr 27, 2011
Am happy that am a Man, I wish I was a woman, I would have been a mother by now or maybe I would have been in one of these Europe country, Italy, Spain or France. I for too spoil. I hapi say na man I be ooooo.
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Apr 27, 2011
What soup did you eat today?
Re: If I Was A Woman. by silvertuke(m): 6:51pm On Apr 27, 2011
rokiatu:

What soup did you eat today?

The one you cook for me now,
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Nobody: 6:52pm On Apr 27, 2011
No seriously what are you trying to say?

I don't get a thing.
Re: If I Was A Woman. by MMM2(m): 6:56pm On Apr 27, 2011
wo-man
Re: If I Was A Woman. by LordReed(m): 6:58pm On Apr 27, 2011
@rokiatu
That he is too promiscuous as a guy and if he were a lady he'd have been a baby mama by now (maybe several times over) or he'd have joined the prostitution rings in Europe.
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Nobody: 7:02pm On Apr 27, 2011
Thanks Lord Reed. wink

@Poster, why do you say that?
Re: If I Was A Woman. by toyemz(f): 7:04pm On Apr 27, 2011
lol
or if he was a woman he would have slept his way out of nigeria by now,would have had 7 or more kids from different men, would have settled in the western world,would have gone on benefits and would have settled to a life on being lazy and stuff
The fact that he is a man means  he has to have some responsibilty and that he hates


@poster ,
i hope you dont really see women this way oh!!
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Phate07(m): 7:05pm On Apr 27, 2011


Re: If I Was A Woman. by segzicres(m): 7:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
You would have a pot belly, layers at ur waist, stretch marks on ur face n LIP( too much head), sagged bobbie!, and tribal marks too.
Re: If I Was A Woman. by silvertuke(m): 10:02pm On Apr 27, 2011
Lord_Reed:

@rokiatu
That he is too promiscuous as a guy and if he were a lady he'd have been a baby mama by now (maybe several times over) or he'd have joined the prostitution rings in Europe.

Thank you jare for helping me to explain. @rokiatu you nor sabi read?
Re: If I Was A Woman. by toyemz(f): 10:36pm On Apr 27, 2011
^^^^
you can still become one ( a woman that is)

just do a sex change

become a tranny!
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Nobody: 10:44pm On Apr 27, 2011
@OP,
If you [b]WERE[/b]n't on crack then I'd tell you to slap yourself
but I see you've a legitimate excuse for such a crackish thread! cheesy
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Pweety4me(f): 10:47pm On Apr 27, 2011
O well, maybe u should go give thanks giving! undecided
Re: If I Was A Woman. by redsun(m): 10:48pm On Apr 27, 2011
The reverse version of beyoncy,if i was a boy.Why are u girls in the dark as if he said something out of the blue?
Re: If I Was A Woman. by toyemz(f): 11:08pm On Apr 27, 2011
@redsun

The reverse version of beyoncy,if i was a boy.Why are u girls in the dark as if he said something out of the blue?


what part of what he said, suggests the reversed version of beyonce's 'if i was a boy'pls read

Am happy that am a Man, I wish I was a woman, I would have been a mother by now or maybe I would have been in one of these Europe country, Italy, Spain or France. I for too spoil. I hapi say na man I be ooooo.


That he is too promiscuous as a guy and if he were a lady he'd have been a baby mama by now (maybe several times over) or he'd have joined the prostitution rings in Europe.
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Katy86(f): 11:20pm On Apr 27, 2011
do not wish to be a woman!

its much more harder to be a woman than to be a man. angry
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Nekai(f): 11:24pm On Apr 27, 2011
Don't worry, God always makes sure to give men like you plenty of daughters! cheesy
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Dsense(m): 11:30pm On Apr 27, 2011
OP.
Is there any River around your disrtict? If none then find one and jump inside undecided
Re: If I Was A Woman. by redsun(m): 11:30pm On Apr 27, 2011
toyemz:

@redsun


what part of what he said, suggests the reversed version of beyonce's 'if i was a boy'pls read



Beyoncy said if was a boy,while the poster said if was a woman.

What part of it do you not understand as  reverse views and wishes?Even if they don't exactly wish for the same thing.
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Nobody: 11:53pm On Apr 27, 2011
D-sense:

OP.
Is there any River around your disrtict? If none then find one and jump inside undecided
grin grin

is this spanish you are speaking?
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Dsense(m): 12:35am On Apr 28, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

grin grin

is this spanish you are speaking?

grin grin My bad . . District i meant to type.lol

CUMUNUMUNUMUNUMUNASSA;LDKS;DKSD;LSDLS'D angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: If I Was A Woman. by silvertuke(m): 9:30am On Apr 28, 2011
D-sense:

OP.
Is there any River around your disrtict? If none then find one and jump inside undecided

Ok you jump first I promise to join you
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Nobody: 5:24pm On Apr 28, 2011
u should have given me a pop corn, for wastime my time on here, sheet
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Dsense(m): 5:59pm On Apr 28, 2011
silvertuke:

Ok you jump first I promise to join you

I asked you to jump first . . . grin undecided
Re: If I Was A Woman. by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 28, 2011
if you are a woman?? will you buy a plastic dick, and Bleep ur husband in the ass or ur wife self?? were
Re: If I Was A Woman. by MMM2(m): 7:11pm On Apr 28, 2011
if say i be woman i go fu-ck any man i see.
Re: If I Was A Woman. by silvertuke(m): 8:35pm On Apr 28, 2011
M M M:

if say i be woman i go fu-ck any man i see.

You for be solid Okpo

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