Darkmode64:

Right!!! Especially when boredom sets in.
Now, I must add that if you must engage in the act, endeavor to make use of Incognito tabs! Clear your browsing history too

I recall a certain supervisor of ours who got fired on the spot after our boss checked his browser history

Lol

Me don't even use office system, my phone is enough for me

SmartPolician:
I remember working at an oil and gas training company in Lagos. So, as the instructor and specialist in the E&P sector, I would always tell my trainees how they could be earning not less than #400k as a roustabout in Nigeria (which is true). Meanwhile, my salary was #70k.

At each training session, I would tell lies of how we helped our previous trainees secure oil and gas jobs in UAE and Saudi Arabia. Later, I will still go to the bus stop to jump into Lagos danfo with them. The funny thing is that they would always greet me whenever we see in the bus... probably to let me know that they saw me in the yellow bus. It was very embarrassing.

Working for some people is just difficult because you will have to do away with all your values and keep lying just to keep the job. I have, however, quit the job to become self-employed.

This is what I am going through at the moment. Its eating deep into my values and standards.

I have been caught many times acting like I was working but actually exploring IG and youtube on company's system and network.

CICONTOP:


This is what I am going through at the moment. Its eating deep into my values and standards.

I know it's not easy, but we all have bills to pay.

Make sure you work on a Plan B. The day you perfect your plans, you just quit.

Otherwise, you will have to stick to that job for a long time.

Congratulations boss

HRSweetness:


Hahaha. You're a policeman

Why

labisibrass:
Paid compliment to a 2lt, thought he's a major because of his stature and obvious old age. Gosh

You should punish him next time una meet!

wunmi590:


Lol

Me don't even use office system, my phone is enough for me

That's equally smart

Twoclans:
Hmmmmmm

I started working at a very young age.Getting my periods properly calculated was still a problem for me then.I was the only female in my team ,Period showed early I had to rely on the closet male colleague I had then to save my life. So annoying.

how?
to get you pass?

There was this faithfull day that i went to work never knew my trousser was torn from the back, and unfortunately, i was the one who was to conduct assembly on that day. I normally do some exercises during the assembly and as i bent down to perform an exercise, i heard kparrrrr. With the stocking, i looked down and low and behold, my boxer was fully exposed as my trousser tore from back to the front. All the children burst outer in laughter. I couldnt move or walk as i was too ashamed to do so.

vikgreen01:



LMAO
I sure know say na wind go carry u go ur closet go change...

omo dem go find tailor come oo

Ikom of all places then sef

Someone invited me to help her fix set her recorder and she drove me to her house instead of concentrating on the installation we ended up installing ourselves went back to the office as if nothing happened and I didn't install the gotv...the next morning during office hours she said we should go and fix it again.and my box said when will the fixes end

Lol

This one no be office story ooo, but the embarrassment was much.

It happened some years back, I was watching a blue film in the afternoon and Nepa took light. As It was on a Friday, I just decide to go outing with friends and forgot to off the TV.

By the time I'm entering the house around 2am, Nepa already brought the light and the whole house and neighbours were hearing the xxxual noise as the video resumed to play.

In the morning, my landlord decided to come make a jest of me. He said (with some grin on his face),.... "you and your girl friend did not sleep until 2am. Take it easy. Try and keep the noise down at night".

Ever since, I don't forget to off the light.

When I was working with 9mobile abuja, I was about to be served hot tea by the tea girl, my eyes was on the monitor so i miscalculated n my hand hit the tea girl tray and all her hot tea poured on me, I jumped up and started dancing awilo in front of other staff

Juliusmomoh:
Don't know where to pee.
Ask a female co-worker

Omá àbo ugbo é che?

NewDawn2O21:
nairalanders sabi lie sha

I'm dead serious

MNDY:

Omá àbo ugbo é che?

Abo idah uche.... Olane

I spoke a very bad English in presence of my boss and his sister .

The English no realm . I felt so embarrassed

Juliusmomoh:

Abo idah uche.... Olane

Àgbá kocho Òmáye. Ab'uwé le? E d'ane Igala?

Omi ch'òma abo Anyigba uche i, u muda d'ane Igala abajoi ta n.

U m'Idah no, u muda che mi Ugwolawo nyonyo, òmó ma né mi.

I poo inside a polythene bag in the office..I had a serious running stomach at work.. getting to the closing time.. and the Office Toilet has been locked

He said the truth, how i know , someone say open eyes ❕❕ celebrate grace ��������

DonroxyII:
You should punish him next time una meet!

No malice, na me blow the ofe

This happened when I was in a meeting with some our Expatriates, though have been farting which comes with low key sounds so I thought its gonna come same sounds like those have been farting,then suddenly I forced it and Behold here some the sounds and all faces directed to me straight,I couldn't hide my face ......

None

I remembered when I was doing my I.T with Ikeja Electricity in Oba Akran avenue in ikeja in 2013. On this fateful day, I went to d toilet and relieved myself because I was pressed, having eaten a bread and baked beans (akara) d previous nite. The poo was a single, strong, straight poo. I flushed it couple of times and it refused to flush. Worst, there was no brush. Just as I was wondering what to do next, bam! there was a knock on the door. And I had to leave....
Anyways, the newcomer left immediately on sighting d log of shit. Every other users that entered the toilet would scream, and curse and leave.
Funny enough, we have already gone out to our other substations.
The next day, they fire me a query. You need to see the title of d query

CaptainStephen:
omo dem go find tailor come oo

Ikom of all places then sef

Lol �

Can I pm u boss i need some professional guidances

MNDY:


Àgbá kocho Òmáye. Ab'uwé le? E d'ane Igala?

Omi ch'òma abo Anyigba uche i, u muda d'ane Igala abajoi ta n.

U m'Idah no, u muda che mi Ugwolawo nyonyo, òmó ma né mi.

To speak igala online is very hard oo.. You can imagine how am here sweating hard just to type in igala not my fault sha.. I was not thought how to write in igala, i was only thought how to read in igala. funny. Ugwolawo is not far from idah na, i wonder why u don't know there.
Yes, am still in igala land. My hometown "IDAH".
But am praying hard to leave here.
Omaye ane che gbiti o...

Juliusmomoh:

To speak igala online is very hard oo.. You can imagine how am here sweating hard just to type in igala not my fault sha.. I was not thought how to write in igala, i was only thought how to read in igala. funny. Ugwolawo is not far from idah na, i wonder why u don't know there.
Yes, am still in igala land. My hometown "IDAH".
But am praying hard to leave here.
Omaye ane che gbiti o...

My childhood years were in Ugwolawo. Would you believe that nothing came up to make me travel to Idah to know there throughout those years.

Hahahaha. Igala no hard nau. If you be Christian, Igala Bible go help you master am quick. Na for Ugwolawo with my Aunty I even learn how to read and write in Igala.

I can relate to the double-fold hardship in Kogi in addition to Nigeria's general hardship. I left Igala-land recently in February. May God have mercy on Kogi.

Juliusmomoh:

To speak igala online is very hard oo.. You can imagine how am here sweating hard just to type in igala not my fault sha.. I was not thought how to write in igala, i was only thought how to read in igala. funny. Ugwolawo is not far from idah na, i wonder why u don't know there.
Yes, am still in igala land. My hometown "IDAH".
But am praying hard to leave here.
Omaye ane che gbiti o...

My childhood years were in Ugwolawo. Would you believe that nothing came up to make me travel to Idah to know there throughout those years.

Hahahaha. Igala no hard nau. If you be Christian, Igala Bible go help you master am quick. Na for Ugwolawo with my Aunty I even learn how to read and write in Igala.

I can relate to the double-fold hardship in Kogi in addition to Nigeria's general hardship. I left Igala-land recently in February. May God have mercy on Kogi and Kogites.

MNDY:


My childhood years were in Ugwolawo. Would you believe that nothing came up to make me travel to Idah to know there throughout those years.

Hahahaha. Igala no hard nau. If you be Christian, Igala Bible go help you master am quick. Na for Ugwolawo with my Aunty I even learn how to read and write in Igala.

I can relate to the double-fold hardship in Kogi in addition to Nigeria's general hardship. I left Igala-land recently in February. May God have mercy on Kogi and Kogites.

You said your childhood days was spent at ugwolawo and nothing, not even an errand bring you to idah. your anty no try oo..
What?? so you use igala bible to learn how to write and read in igala. Then my mum must be blame for this. Never allow us to near her igala bible.
She said " no be igala una go read for school ". .
So u left this deadbit land in february mehn u really excape o.... U need to come back and check expecially IDAH

Juliusmomoh:

You said your childhood days was spent at ugwolawo and nothing, not even an errand bring you to idah. your anty no try oo..
What?? so you use igala bible to learn how to write and read in igala. Then my mum must be blame for this. Never allow us to near her igala bible.
She said " no be igala una go read for school ". .
So u left this deadbit land in february mehn u really excape o.... U need to come back and check expecially IDAH

Hahahaha. No be small escape o. E be like say I no go come Igala-land in the next 3years yet o.

It is not too late for you to start learning Igala using Igala Bible. Your mumcy no try fa.

Yes o, nothing at all, no event, no relative there, errand or anything make me go know our ancestral home Idah throughout my sister.

MNDY:


Hahahaha. No be small escape o. E be like say I no go come Igala-land in the next 3years yet o.

It is not too late for you to start learning Igala using Igala Bible. Your mumcy no try fa.

Yes o, nothing at all, no event, no relative there, errand or anything make me go know our ancestral home Idah throughout my sister.

Hmmm. I can sence you are in lagos.