If you are fond of checking a girl's profile on Nairaland just to like her Nairaland profile pics, Forget it, you are an unrepentant simp. Case closed.
Will never understand how gals amass hundreds of likes on their Nairaland profile pics despite so much campaign against "simpsonpitude". ....Na beg, pls stop that behavior, it makes u easily manipulated by women cos u will tend to worship their body

Okay

Have you done your homework?

You should be reading for your jamb exams

EdoFirstBorn:
Okay

Have you done your homework?

You should be reading for your jamb exams

Did it hit a chord?

FreeSpirited:

Did it hit a chord?

Actually I don't even understand what you wrote but it's obvious a teenager wrote this trash

I suspect you are between 13 and 15 year old?

Go and take a nap and do your homework
Start reading for jamb early while you are in ss1 now

EdoFirstBorn:


Actually I don't even understand what you wrote but it's obvious a teenager wrote this trash

I suspect you are between 13 and 15 year old?

Go and take a nap and do your homework
Start reading for jamb early while you are in ss1 now

It's Obvious who needs to rewrite English WAEC comprehension section

FreeSpirited:

It's Obvious who needs to rewrite English WAEC comprehension section

Listen kid don't be so salty

Just go and do your homework

No one cares about this rubbish thread

It will rot forever here in the backpages

So use your time better in future

EdoFirstBorn:


Listen kid don't be so salty

Just go and do your homework

No one cares about this rubbish thread

It will rot forever here in the backpages

So use your time better in future

Simps are fighting back .... earlier than I thought

FreeSpirited:

Simps are fighting back .... earlier than I thought

Wow this kid is really trying so hard
I bet he is a SpongeBob fanatic
Let me guess you own Spiderman pyjamas?

I love breast.

Once I see a photo of a girl with succulent breasts, I don't hesitate to Like the photo.

Call me whatever, still doesn't change the fact that I love breast.

Kriss216:


Do you mind recommending a female therapist with moderate buubs?

She has alot to bring to the table

FreeSpirited:

....Your own issue is a case of obsessive compulsive disorder for breast
....see a therapist

Do you mind recommending a female therapist with moderate boobs

Likes no dey feed anybody for nairaland na.
Why e dey vex you?
Wetin concern u?

Mtchewww.......

Kriss216:
I love breast.

Once I see a photo of a girl with succulent breasts, I don't hesitate to Like the photo.

Call me whatever, still doesn't change the fact that I love breast.

I know you!
I’d find you!
.
.
.
I’d give you a beer..!

Some people can be stupid shaa.

I have been hearing offline about nairaland guys with their legendary stupidiity, i doubted it, not untill i decided to registered on this forum today, and surprisingly, the tales i have been hearing offline seems to be true.

MadamVanessa:
Some people can be stupid shaa.

I have been hearing offline about nairaland guys with their legendary stupidiity, i doubted it, not untill i decided to registered on this forum today, and surprisingly, the tales i have been hearing offline seems to be true.

This gal is fighting back cos she derives her joy and importance when more simps simp on her.....just watch how simps will flood her new profile pics with likes just to appease her. U now understand why she used a new pics. Hmm.. smh

FreeSpirited:

This gal is fighting back cos she derives her joy and importance when more simps simp on her.....just watch how simps will flood her new profile pics with likes just to appease her

Being an alpha male, that's if you're even one, doesn't mean you should be stupid. Try and be rational in your thinking. Saying that a guy liking a girl's picture shows that he's a simp sounds so ridiculous and laughable as well.

MadamVanessa:



Being an alpha male, that's if you're even one, doesn't mean you should be stupid. Try and be rational in your thinking. Saying that a guy liking a girl's picture shows that he's a simp sounds so ridiculous and laughable as well.

Tf!
Simps...shay una dey see am....a lady is already fighting the battle for u people cos your simping makes her happy and important...Yet she won't give u people any cookies for simpinh..
I hope u people now understands the code

As much as I stay away from banters here, I should advise that it would do you no good starting off like this.

Though I have my reservations about who you claim you are but then if I’m wrong and truly you just registered today and this is how you want to start, you’d be torn down.

Take my words as that of a big brother!

MadamVanessa:



Being an alpha male, that's if you're even one, doesn't mean you should be stupid. Try and be rational in your thinking. Saying that a guy liking a girl's picture shows that he's a simp sounds so ridiculous and laughable as well.

OP, I am overwhelmed by ur stupidity

richmond500:
OP, I am overwhelmed by ur stupidity

I know it's really hitting hard.
.
Nairaland must be purged of the stupidity u people exhibit on Facebook and Twitter, simping shamelessly for no gain

Kieldgreat:
As much as I stay away from banters here, I should advise that it would do you no good starting off like this.

Though I have my reservations about who you claim you are but then if I’m wrong and truly you just registered today and this is how you want to start, you’d be torn down.

Take my words as that of a big broother!

Torn down? Like is this lion's den that i will be torn into pieces? You really dont have what to say young man.

The worst you lots can do here is to call me hoe or evening newspaper. Rubbishhh

No ma, I won’t call you a Hoe. You’d do that yourself over an over again - like you just did!

Reserve that temperament for the unfortunate retards who plough your furrow!

MadamVanessa:



Torn down? Like is this lion's den that i will be torn into pieces? You really dont have what to say young man.

The worst you lots can do here is to call me hoe or evening newspaper. Rubbishhh

FreeSpirited:

I know it's really hitting hard.
.
Nairaland must be purged of the stupidity u people exhibit on Facebook and Twitter, simping shamelessly for no gain

u are in no position to say that when everything about u is sex.
Werey deh disguise

richmond500:
u are in no position to say that when everything about u is sex.
Werey deh disguise

You are fighting hard truly.....my topics have no correlation with simping. just change ya attitude is the msg

Doja2000:
Likes no dey feed anybody for nairaland na.
Why e dey vex you?
Wetin concern u?

Mtchewww.......

who dey find your trouble for here??

Lilpen3758:
who dey find your trouble for here??

na u

Doja2000:
na u

see person I wan come help fight??

MadamVanessa:
Some people can be stupid shaa.

I have been hearing offline about nairaland guys with their legendary stupidiity, i doubted it, not untill i decided to registered on this forum today, and surprisingly, the tales i have been hearing offline seems to be true.

Hi Dearie! U look so good.
Welcome onboard!

I'm a thigh guy.

I like thighs.

Lilpen3758:
see person I wan come help fight??

I don't need your help

God dey create o, God dey try o, so na God created this simposium of a person

MadamVanessa:



Torn down? Like is this lion's den that i will be torn into pieces? You really dont have what to say young man.

The worst you lots can do here is to call me hoe or evening newspaper . Rubbishhh