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In the words of popular highlife musician, Flavour “To be a man is not a day’s job”

And with being a man comes a few struggles, struggles that ladies sometimes cannot understand. Here are some of the struggle.

Check out the women's version here https://www.nairaland.com/3430559/11-female-struggles-girls-go#50530261

1. Morning woods
Do you wake up to morning woods that you cannot comprehend? Then, you’ll understand that this is not how you want your mornings to begin really. So it’s like “Good Morning Frank” and “Good Morning Frank’s morning wood”

2. Masculinity
Some traits are “associated with being manly” and so when a man cannot do things like this, he’s regarded as either a weaker man or a woman in most cases. Masculinity is so fragile that men cannot cry sometimes at scenes at the movie because it’s out of place.

3. Balls Stuck To Leg
Do your balls ever get stuck to your leg? Ever? Like they get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs

4. Involuntary Boners
This shit is actually very annoying because they’re involuntary and always happen in the most awkward of places. You’re standing at church for ministration and next thing, your big man downstairs decides to be such a dick literally.

5. Hair Problems
According to a research, I found online, male body hair grows faster than women as a result of the testosterone so that implies shaving everywhere. Shaving the body hair, cutting your hair because you don’t want an email from the HR, shaving your beard because some people have started talking at the office.

6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

7. Prickly feeling after shaving your balls
Having to shave your balls and few minutes later, you’re itching all over. That prickly feeling down there won’t go away

8. Sitting on your testicles If you have big balls, pretty sure you go through this all the damn time.

9. Missing the toilet bowl #PenisNotRiffle #PenisNotShotGun

Lalasticlala, move this train forward

Eeyah

Seriously?
That's it?
Men's problems are:
Boners,peeing properly,shaving, inadequate underwear,and pretending not to have feelings. Una never see anything.

Lmaooooo. So the balls get stuck on your tighs and you sit on it too? You can't make this stuff up. Many jokes will come out of this. Like "oga have a seat, mind your balls o"

may your aim be with you

The toilet bowl tho... Hahahahahahaha
Mostly at night when no light... you gotta keep calculating...
Zipping of balls.. the feeling of pain is. better left for we alone
hahahaha

Story

LOLZ

that 3 and 4, so annoying... u just stick ur hand in ur pocket to do the neccessary damage control

Lolz. Very hilarious post.
But seriously wish men's aim at the toilet will be better

dimexy247:
3. Balls Stuck To Leg
Do your balls ever get stuck to your leg? Ever? Like they get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

Then you must be very careless.
This only ought to happen in a man's life only once.
Once. and you will never EVA forget it.
After that you learn your lesson and look before you zip.

baby124:
Lmaooooo. So the balls get stuck on your tighs and you sit on it too? You can't make this stuff up. Many jokes will come out of this. Like "oga have a seat, mind your balls o"

The pain is legendary.
You see a well suited up man go up to the podium and have a seat, at the last minute he miscalculates and sits on his family jewels.

But he cant jump up cos then everyone will know, right?

And he cant scream out in pain neither.

so you see him cautiously adjust with a fake smile plastered to his face while his eyes drain watery tears of agony and perchance some one beside him asks whats the matter he goes "MMmmmHHhmmm" "Mhhhhmmmm" cos he really cant talk cos of the pain and anyway all he is thinking right now is if he'll ever be able to have kids again...

This is really hilarious

boys are not smiling

So that's why Crackhaus and Dinachi are so severely affected by vagina envy?

baby124:
Lmaooooo. So the balls get stuck on your tighs and you sit on it too? You can't make this stuff up. Many jokes will come out of this. Like "oga have a seat, mind your balls o"

ROFLMAO !!! you are not nice wahalai. Lol

dimexy247:
3. Balls Stuck To Leg
Do your balls ever get stuck to your leg? Ever? Like they get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs

so men have lap friction aka ibotan?

Interesting

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

where you having an erekshon or morning glory when zipping up?

I thought the penis usually shrinks if you're doing stuffs like that

dimexy247:
4. Involuntary Boners
This shit is actually very annoying because they’re involuntary and always happen in the most awkward of places. You’re standing at church for ministration and next thing, your big man downstairs decides to be such a dick literally.

I remember one of my colleagues presenting A seminar paper and right in the seminar room with all our colleagues, moderator etc that Bonner just started

Chaiii it was so embarassing for him when he noticed. He became so discoordinated and uncomfortable

HE had to beg for excuse which made him re-present again


Biodunnnn.chaiii how can I ever forget that Tuesday

Audray:
Seriously?
That's it?
Men's problems are:
Boners,peeing properly,shaving, inadequate underwear,and pretending not to have feelings. Una never see anything.

dimexy247:
8. Sitting on your testicles
If you have big balls, pretty sure you go through this all the damn time.

take aboniki or rob rub the place na

dimexy247:
In the words of popular highlife musician, Flavour “To be a man is not a day’s job”

And with being a man comes a few struggles, struggles that ladies sometimes cannot understand. Here are some of the struggle.

Check out the women's version here https://www.nairaland.com/3430559/11-female-struggles-girls-go#50530261

1. Morning woods
Do you wake up to morning woods that you cannot comprehend? Then, you’ll understand that this is not how you want your mornings to begin really. So it’s like “Good Morning Frank” and “Good Morning Frank’s morning wood”

this is the only one I loff.I loff morning glory like kilode.waking up to see something standing at attention ready to work