In distributing the gifts, He gave some Tangerine, others got Orange, many got Grape and Watermelon reach some people.

Ladies, shey you understand?

Which ever one of these gifts you have, please appreciate it wholeheartedly.

Even God after He finished work and distributing these gifts, looked at every and said it was perfecto.

But some people nor dey gree hear word.

Some that have tangerine say na watermelon dey want.

Now God go dey wonder say where these people dey learn this kind "long-throat" behavior from?

While some tangerine people nor dey worry about bra, others dey find the one with heavy duty padding.

Eziokwu!

Watermelon people nor need any padding but dem nor dey easily see their size for market.

Our Nigerian tailors are not helping matters.

They want to be sewing wedding gowns, and classic asoebi styles. Nobody want to be sewing bra to help this ministry.

The funny thing is that the orange and watermelon geng fully understands that in the end, every soldier that standeth however gallantly, must lass lass bow down and take an everlasting nap.

But this is mostly not the case for those in the tangerine geng.

Once a gallant solder, always a gallant solder.

Infact, some believe that the smaller the tangerine, the more gallant the soldier at the end of the day, after its all been said and done. �

I forgot to mention that some members of the tangerine geng cannot wait to marry, give birth and start breastfeeding so that the tangerine can be upgraded to a much bigger gift.

Some are even praying to get partner that have anointed hands, so that by reason of the coitus anointing, anything he touches go just dey big anyhow.

Now, these are the issues.

Ladies which one you get? Guys which one you dey like?

No forming here pulizzz. I know some people wee see their spec here.

To me he bestowed with tangerines.
And I'm still rocking them,still firm even after two kids.
May God bless my husband for not being a breastaholic.
No padding needed,bra is useless to me,I only wear bra when going out





God thenking you.

@ahnie
To me he bestowed with tangerines.
And I'm still rocking them,still firm even after two kids.
May God bless my husband for not being a breastaholic.
No padding needed,bra is useless to me,I only wear bra when going out





@me
Tell your husband that doctor said that constant sucking of your breast is good for your health. That's where the trigger for action is. Promise that you will tell him.

Vision101:
@ahnie
To me he bestowed with tangerines.
And I'm still rocking them,still firm even after two kids.
May God bless my husband for not being a breastaholic.
No padding needed,bra is useless to me,I only wear bra when going out





@me
Tell your husband that doctor said that constant sucking of your breast is good for your health. That's where the trigger for action is. Promise that you will tell him.

Noted!thank you.

Grape make sense..

The bigger the better.

Something must kill a man

Chapter1vs6:
The bigger the better.