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Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by CALCULUS16: 8:55pm On Jul 21, 2021
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Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by Legacyy(m): 9:12pm On Jul 21, 2021
Akwamkpuruamu:
I was an expert in this. In 1997 I was in my JSS1, I had a good handwriting, infact most of my senior boys took me as their son because of writing this sort of love letters for them.

I was virtually untouchable cos the big bad boys in our military school then had my backs.

Unfortunately I never had a gf till I left secondary school in 2003.

I often concluded by please remember to meet me at our rendezvous behind Iya basira shop
bros u na senior man o,my mama never born me then self.
Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by Pharaoh4rin(m): 10:52pm On Jul 21, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Always returning from school with pieces of papers full my bag. Had a lot of guys admiring me then. I was the most intelligent maybe that was the reason they came around.

Those days, it was the ugly ones that are intelligent.

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Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by jamesfield: 11:57pm On Jul 21, 2021
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Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by JBoss25(m): 7:43am On Jul 22, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Always returning from school with pieces of papers full my bag. Had a lot of guys admiring me then. I was the most intelligent maybe that was the reason they came around.
Who dash you intelligence
Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by PAQ(m): 9:24am On Jul 22, 2021
I didnt have the time or brains to concoct all this grammar, so what i did was to write down a love song from stars like Boyz2men, Micheal Bolton, Jodeci, Dru hill etc, spray some perfume on the paper, deliver...... then wait for cupid to do the magic!
Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by CeCeEkol(f): 10:03am On Jul 22, 2021
God bless my childhood years.
Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by Ekugbeh(m): 11:35am On Jul 22, 2021
Who get that time. Reading even during break time coupled as an S.U executive cum president
Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by Babaibeji2020(m): 1:04pm On Jul 22, 2021
Chuknovski:


that pef aspect, make brain die, and the love was really pure back then
Sure, then we didn't have the word "scam" inserted in the dictionary undecided

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Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by EverBlazingy2k(m): 1:12pm On Jul 22, 2021
DamnNiggar:
Phone and social media has stepped things up to a whole new letter. But back then this was how love letters look like and common amongst secondary school students.
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Dear Sweetie,

Time and ability plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

I hope you are swimming in the pool of love?
If so doxology.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love you chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that you are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion and your butter on bread!

Seyifunmi Ayotunde
(Class 3B).

Only 60's, 70's and early 80's will understand.
Indomie generation stay clear��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️
you started since secondary school? Bros you corrupt since 1601.
Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by Chuknovski(m): 1:31pm On Jul 22, 2021
Babaibeji2020:

Sure, then we didn't have the word "scam" inserted in the dictionary undecided
olohun,
Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by FatherCHRlSTMAS: 6:45pm On Jul 22, 2021
oloshun:

Now feelings are read on social media. No feelings again.


The president banned Twitter grin
Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by jamata20: 11:42pm On Jul 22, 2021
CharisEleos:


Lol.. you and who? ..

No let popsy ghost rise up and hold you o.

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