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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 12:37am On Jul 25, 2021
Demigod22:
I love one girl like that, I asked her out she refused. I can spend an hour on phone with her, I will borrow airtime. I used my last card to organize picnic for two of us, I go to the hostel at night to see her. I called her every day. She friend zone me. When she visited me last Saturday I openly told her that her friendship is not healthy for my emotional health. She got angry but I meant it. She won't date me but she wants my attention, my simpism.

I have done every assignment for her, I have bought all the apples for her. I always want to impress her but I have to let go and move on. Life goes on. Life is funny, one small girl is choking me with love but I am loving this other girl foolishly. But my project and seminar has taken my attention from her. I am fine right now.
The FRIEND ZONE is the most dangerous place for any man to succumb to. He will be drained to nothing and then get trashed like the nothing he has become undecided

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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by webosky: 8:20am On Jul 25, 2021
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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 8:27am On Jul 25, 2021
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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Palazee(m): 11:24am On Jul 25, 2021
Fatherchistmas:
I was in Jss3 I used my junior waec fee to buy her Eggroll and Limca.
On our way going home, I was trying to hold her hand but she refused and said I should buy her G&G creme grin grin
my nigga your simping days is astonishing

Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by obinna58(m): 12:09pm On Jul 25, 2021
Polyol:
I was never a simp sha, but talking of heartbreaks, my heart's like ceramic, it breaks at any little opportunity it sees grin.

The most recent one is still fresh:

I still didn't cry sha but I insult life comot for the girl body, na so my heart go dey skip anytime I bump into her or her picture not out of fear but cos I couldn't get over her. I still love her.

Trying to manup and apologize na so she say make I send her 5k cos I been make jest of her financially when we were beefing. I was redpill enough not to send her anything. My intention was to give her the money if she visits me even without bleeping me just like a collateral so I won't send money and she blocks my number afterwards but she no come, her stronghead too much. I eat the 5k with my heartbroken chest.

We settled afterwards, I dashed her 4k to add to what she had for a new phone, still on still she get strong head, me sef get strong head. The feeling just waned off and I ghosted her even if I still love her. I can't deal with the emotional trauma she was subjecting me to.
Men gotta be men, we will prefer a heart break than succumb to manipulations.
I've been in your situation. Those strongheaded girls gets their vibe through emotional torture. They want to be appeased like gods because of their beauty.

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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Nobody: 1:21pm On Jul 25, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
@dannyrhymes600 Good thing you got what you deserved off that sluut
TRP is golden
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:38pm On Jul 25, 2021
Palazee:
my nigga your simping days is astonishing
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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:39pm On Jul 25, 2021
obinna58:

Men gotta be men, we will prefer a heart break than succumb to manipulations.
I've been in your situation. Those strongheaded girls gets their vibe through emotional torture. They want to be appeased like gods because of their beauty.
Because they feel they are the price and thats not true, you are!

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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 1:40pm On Jul 25, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
TRP is golden
Thats Right!
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Polyol(m): 7:20pm On Jul 25, 2021
obinna58:

Men gotta be men, we will prefer a heart break than succumb to manipulations.
I've been in your situation. Those strongheaded girls gets their vibe through emotional torture. They want to be appeased like gods because of their beauty.

Yes o
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 7:29pm On Jul 25, 2021
Polyol:

Yes o
TRP IS GOLDEN!!

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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by rosalieene(f): 10:02pm On Jul 25, 2021
luvmijeje:
Is that all? You dated women who cheated on you. You have a terrible mum. So is that all?

Life bleeped you up the way it has bleeped everyone of us. Despite it, I don't go all around hating all men. Do you want to know why? I refused allow my past to dictate my future. I refused to allow anyone to change my essence.


When you allow life to change who you are and what always work for you, heaven stops.

God bless you Sis.
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by GeneralPula: 10:25pm On Jul 25, 2021
luvmijeje:
Is that all? You dated women who cheated on you. You have a terrible mum. So is that all?

Life bleeped you up the way it has bleeped everyone of us. Despite it, I don't go all around hating all men. Do you want to know why? I refused allow my past to dictate my future. I refused to allow anyone to change my essence.

I am going to share a story that was shared by one of my senior colleagues. He is in his 60s. No longer married. But there is this ex-colleague of mine who is my age mate who is always tasking this man. Na this man deh always carry this babe breakfast and lunch. I observed it is not just this babe but he spent for women he likes generally. He is spending on women that he will never get to see their pant.

One day when we were walking together, I asked why he is spending money lavishly and what he said stayed with me till today. He said anytime he spent, heaven open for him.

When you allow life to change who you are and what always work for you, heaven stops.

Asaro
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by arthorjnr(m): 10:41pm On Jul 25, 2021
rosalieene:


God bless you Sis.

You females are funny, have you ever asked yourselves, "why do i hate TRP?" or "what is the goal of TRP?"
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 3:24am On Jul 26, 2021
arthorjnr:


You females are funny, have you ever asked yourselves, "why do i hate TRP?" or "what is the goal of TRP?"
Exactly grin
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Uzomacharles: 9:23am On Jul 26, 2021
rosalieene:

God bless you Sis.
una see simp thread,una still jump in.. Una wan be Alpha Male?
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by killerdragon(m): 10:20am On Jul 26, 2021
luvmijeje:
Is that all? You dated women who cheated on you. You have a terrible mum. So is that all?

Life bleeped you up the way it has bleeped everyone of us. Despite it, I don't go all around hating all men. Do you want to know why? I refused allow my past to dictate my future. I refused to allow anyone to change my essence.

I am going to share a story that was shared by one of my senior colleagues. He is in his 60s. No longer married. But there is this ex-colleague of mine who is my age mate who is always tasking this man. Na this man deh always carry this babe breakfast and lunch. I observed it is not just this babe but he spent for women he likes generally. He is spending on women that he will never get to see their pant.

One day when we were walking together, I asked why he is spending money lavishly and what he said stayed with me till today. He said anytime he spent, heaven open for him.

When you allow life to change who you are and what always work for you, heaven stops.
gold digger pro max ultra grin grin
na dem
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 5:08pm On Jul 26, 2021
killerdragon:
gold digger pro max ultra grin grin na dem
We been know.
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Demigod22: 8:02pm On Jul 26, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
The FRIEND ZONE is the most dangerous place for any man to succumb to. He will be drained to nothing and then get trashed like the nothing he has become undecided

You are very correct bro. One guy told me never to settle for less. If I want relationship and didn't get it, I should dust my back and move on.
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 8:24pm On Jul 26, 2021
Demigod22:


You are very correct bro. One guy told me never to settle for less. If I want relationship and didn't get it, I should dust my back and move on.
For the record, you never even fell in the first place not to talk of dusting your back! You are the price and you did her a favour by walking to her first. She will feel it when you just walk away like nothing happened. She will feel like she missed an opportunity. You never slacked, she was never worth it anyway.
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Lamanii22(f): 11:09pm On Jul 26, 2021
Can't girls be a simp too.... What about the girls that loved and got their hearts broken... I think this simpiing of a thang is two way street...
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by DSHADOWWALKER: 3:50pm On Jul 29, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
My own simping get level oh, I once dated this girl who saved my name as ( UM ), I was spending heavily on her, she gave me stupid instructions then, like, don't lift weight again, don't make people laugh again, don't talk to other girls aside me etc. The worst part is that she didn't allow me see her panties. She said if we were to have sex, she must be the one to say so. ( I been mumu Sha ). I gained admission into higher institution and my eye come tear. I became a terror to her. I told her that if I don't burst her hole, the relationship is ending, she agreed and I drilled. I nearly killed her with nacking back then, at any place and any given opportunity. Her friend told me that she( my girlfriend) called me UM meaning unconditional maga. I nearly died this day, but I no send because I done revenge. when we broke up, her friend came to beg on her behalf, I press her bress like mad that day, but I didn't drill her, I can't afford to get an STI. Mehn those days. I even used part of my school fees to flex that idiot.
No girl can toggle my mumu button again oh.

you spent heavily on her,and she saved your number as maga but because you had s*x which you both enjoyed,you don take revenge,what a shame

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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Nobody: 3:55pm On Jul 29, 2021
DSHADOWWALKER:


you spent heavily on her,and she saved your number as maga but because you had s*x which you both enjoyed,you don take revenge,what a shame
You no go understand
Small pikin still dey worry you
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Jeremani: 5:23pm On Jul 29, 2021
dannyrhymes600:

You no go understand
Small pikin still dey worry you
Lol grin
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 6:02pm On Jul 29, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
You no go understand Small pikin still dey worry you
Don't mind the fool.
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 6:04pm On Jul 29, 2021
We are still receiving your stories. smiley
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by DSHADOWWALKER: 10:24pm On Jul 29, 2021
dannyrhymes600:

You no go understand
Small pikin still dey worry you


if your thinking is that of an adult,i forever want to remain a small pikin
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by TheGidRedpiller(m): 8:15am On Jul 30, 2021
DSHADOWWALKER:



if your thinking is that of an adult,i forever want to remain a small pikin
Ignorance
Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Gilow: 10:58am On Jul 30, 2021
killerdragon:

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na dem


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Re: Simp Stories Thread: Share Your Experience Of Being A Simp!! by Nobody: 9:12am On Jul 31, 2021
DSHADOWWALKER:



if your thinking is that of an adult,i forever want to remain a small pikin
Enjoy yourself, Toddler

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