Abeg how can I cope being alone(single) with no funds to make myself happy?

Seeing that I should shun vaginarians(as una dey call am) and focus on money and myself.

Abeg any tips on how to hang in there till I get enough dough bayi because I am tired and I need a woman in my life.

Bross don dey grow old still a virgin

One baby girl like that is disturbing me for money but I am forming woke unto stingy men asso way but like this I wan simp. Make I send small thing for her maybe I fit get goodnight kiss at all at all.

The spirit is willing but the flesh.. Hmmm

Pay her cab but no give am Shi Shi

Man's Not Hot.. Skibi pah pah And atum tum tum pahhh

Una sha no won geh sense for the forum shoo..

Ur mumu never do??

If only Daniel Regha is on nairaland

If simp you are no longer redpillers focus on yourself
Hoes will come they can't help it

I can't stop laughing after reading this thread.

Op, you are a mumu man.
U better stop this redpill nonsense and marry.
Your fellow redpillers are out there banging sluts, you dey here dey form redpill.
Problems dey end but na we no wan end am.
Mtchewww......!!