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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by IGoComotYaTeeth: 2:34pm On Aug 24, 2021
Johnholmes:
Guy masturbation doesn't cause blindness .infact it makes a brother think clearly and prevents against sti,pregnancy and unnecessary unfaithfulness .
I am definitely pro soapy grin
You're such a clown! you better stop before you get what you call "Neuropathy" once your nerves is damaged it's irreparable and you'll know what hell on earth feels like. I'm a living proof, i've been wanking for the past 4 years which i had to stop because of a Nerve that was damaged from constantly releasing sperm, if you like ignore my message na you sabi.
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Joelobioha(m): 3:52pm On Aug 24, 2021
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yarimo:
Op which of the branch are you from? I am the chairman Vaseline crew sambisa forest
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Joelobioha(m): 3:53pm On Aug 24, 2021
Joelobioha:
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ure a modafucker grin cheesy
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Truvelisback(m): 4:01pm On Aug 24, 2021
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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Pumpumking: 4:06pm On Aug 24, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.


angry
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Pumpumking: 4:08pm On Aug 24, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.


but Cant u go n marry someone like Beebah2000 insted of wannnnnkin sir? angry
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by EverythingFit: 4:37pm On Aug 24, 2021
I like the part where you asked her for both of you to get some tests done to ascertain your health issues, that was truly smart and will always save you a lot of trouble.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf7hy8RzXo0&t=11s
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by bepositive11: 4:51pm On Aug 24, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.

Wow! Can't believe this. Women can be very cunning. Seems like she wanted to pin the pregnancy on you. Damn! Lucky you!
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by bepositive11: 4:55pm On Aug 24, 2021
IGoComotYaTeeth:
You're such a clown! you better stop before you get what you call "Neuropathy" once your nerves is damaged it's irreparable and you'll know what hell on earth feels like. I'm a living proof, i've been wanking for the past 4 years which i had to stop because of a Nerve that was damaged from constantly releasing sperm, if you like ignore my message na you sabi.

Too much of anything is not good. Masturbation is not bad, but addiction to masturbation is bad.
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Johnholmes: 7:17pm On Aug 25, 2021
bepositive11:


Too much of anything is not good. Masturbation is not bad, but addiction to masturbation is bad.
How person go self-service so much to d extent of damaging his nerves cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by bepositive11: 7:24pm On Aug 25, 2021
Johnholmes:

How person go self-service so much to d extent of damaging his nerves cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I wonder

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