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| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 4:44am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 4:45am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Yo mama drawers are so funky, the cockroaches check in but they don’t check out. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 4:47am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked “How much for the shrimp platter?” |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 4:48am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Yo mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 4:50am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Yo mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 4:51am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 4:52am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she’s talking shit. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 6:31pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
ituen: Hhahahhahahhahahaa heyyy guys yo mama screws iteun hahahahhhaahhahaa chei rofmlo  |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 6:33pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
lol Yo mama is indeed a goood fucke*r how did the scewing go  tell us abt wat Yo mama did 2 ur dic*k |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ravenzord(m): 4:28am On Nov 29, 2007 |
yo momma's undies got so many holes,everytime she farts dey whistle |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 12:44pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
ravenzord: Are u insulting my mom(Clem)? |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:19am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Yo momma teeth look lyk she feeds on yellow crayons. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ndumart: 11:29am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Yo momma breast milk is powdery |
| Re: Yo Momma! by sholashola: 5:50pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
I don't know what to make out of this |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:54pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Outtof wat? |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Phiniter(m): 8:47pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Yo momma's bla bla 's so wide when ya old man wants to F***, he puts even his walking stick to tighten em |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 2:17am On Dec 25, 2007 |
Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she’s talking shit. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 2:18am On Dec 25, 2007 |
Yo mama so stank, that her shit is glad to escape. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 2:20am On Dec 25, 2007 |
Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 2:22am On Dec 25, 2007 |
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow penis. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Uzzyan: 2:40am On Dec 25, 2007 |
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps she gets stuck in air |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 7:27am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 7:29am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 7:30am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 2:03pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
Yo momma's so dumb she got lost on a str8 road. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ravenzord(m): 2:21pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ravenzord(m): 2:28pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by flakkyb(f): 9:51pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
your momma so fat that when a truck went round her it ran out of gas yo momma so big dat the day she wore a yellow dress, everyone she met shouted 'Taxi!' |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lanresco15(m): 5:22pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
Yo mamma's eyes r so bad that when u check the map of the world thru her glasses, you cld see pple waving |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Shaddey: 11:24am On Jan 31, 2008 |
So cool! but y yabs? |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 12:20pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
But u shld know that this is never directed at Mothers |
| Re: Yo Momma! by becky4love(f): 8:11pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
your mamma is soo bad that when she is hungry she pounded you and gave your pappa |
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