Ur momma is so fat dat she wears pillow cases 4 socks.

Ur momma is so fat she puts on her belt wit a boomerang.

Ur momma is so dirty d pigs fired a law suit agaist her.

Yo mamma so fat she said she cldnt see her p***y

Ur momma is so short even d ants luk down on her.

Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass.

Ur momma jumbt down a match box to commit suicide.

Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass.

Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass.

Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass.

Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass.

Yo mamma so senceless she forgot what her name was.

Yo mamma so ugly she mistaken 4 a horror film make uped acttress

ur momma is so dumd dat she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

your momma is so dumb, well look at u, i thot this thead was already in existence, we didnt need a 2nd!! definately momma's gene 

Yo mamma is so dumb that u cnt see its only 2 ppl in this thread.

Actually i new it waz in xsistence bt waz 2 far. I postd mine b4 sm1 raised d oda up. Ne way 10ks to doz hu av pstd. Wudnt mind more.

Neva mind him,it wz only me nd u b4 he jst burst in,i luv it d way am woopin ur ass,

@rasuluaa lol
wel take dis
ur mommas so ugly king kong thinks she's ugly.

Ur momma is so ugly, her reflectn ducks in d mirror.
Now lets c hus whoopn hu.

Yo mamma so ugly she cnt stand 2 look at d mirrow. Danm!

Ur momma is so stupid she tot u were handsome!

Yo mamma so dumb she said cracks remind her of her bush burnin days in camp

I need a new brain 4 my dog(1 dat has nva bn used). Can i av ur momma's

Yo mamma so dumb she 4got 2 loss ur pregnacy at 3 wks old,dats y u so dumb.

Yo mamma so poor she cld gv me BJ 4 $1.

@ rasulua
your momma is so poor that she couldnt afford to give u simple advice. . i respect privacy but this is a public forum 

your momma is so dumb that she couldnt teach u how to diff male from female duh. . I aint a guy but a girl silly 

@migines
Ur momma aint that dumb like i thot, at least in ur gene there is a drop of understanding

@ lysaa
Yo mamma so dumb she tot real ball was behind ur paps d**k---i was only tellin u in a simple lang dat its only a joke,stop tripin,u cld join if u dnt mind,uv gt nice ones too.

your momma is so dumb that she spied her date of birth from a friend's

Yo mamma so dumb she tot anytin cld go into her p***y dat wz aw she had u.

ur momma is so bald that she got brainwashed while having a shower

Yo mamma so raw that she wanna start an old age porn movie.