hahaha

I wonder the people fueling and benefitting from this drama of the absurd by a group of supposedly grown adults. Who are the machinators and inheritors of this macabre dance?

Gone are the days when nairaland used to be a haven of intellectual discourse. These days, muppets have stolen the show. What a pity for those still in the fray.

Brazen licentiousness has peaked, a pointer to the hot-pantedness of most female Nairaland users. burgeoning attack on real and perceived haters is the order of the day.

@ Chiefoh

I have prevailed on you to ceasefire to no avail. In my part of the country, men don't join issues with women. We live responsibly!

@ Islander
Some things are better left unsaid. You know exactly what I mean.

@ Both
I'm highly disappointed in two of my close friends and confidants. The mad man is not always ashamed of himself but his family does.

kommy:

I wonder the people fueling and benefitting from this drama of the absurd by a group of supposedly grown adults. Who are the machinators and inheritors of this macabre dance?

Gone are the days when nairaland used to be a haven of intellectual discourse. These days, muppets have stolen the show. What a pity for those still in the fray.

Brazen licentiousness has peaked, a pointer to the hot-pantedness of most female Nairaland users. burgeoning attack on real and perceived haters is the order of the day.

@ Chiefoh

I have prevailed on you to ceasefire to no avail. In my part of the country, men don't join issues with women. We live responsibly!

@ Islander
Some things are better left unsaid. You know exactly what I mean.

@ Both
I'm highly disappointed in two of my close friends and confidants. The mad man is not always ashamed of himself but his family does.

Soffree with this your grammar! Na only you go school? In case you don't know, David is a PHD holder so please take a chill pill!

michelin89:

Soffree with this your grammar! Na only you go school? In case you don't know, David is a PHD holder so please take a chill pill!

Unwarranted outburst!

kommy:

Unwarranted outburst!

I surrender. I nor fit compete!

michelin89:

I surrender. I nor fit compete!

better do! Cos I don't have energy for wars.

Jesus Christ is lord

amen!!!!

hmmmmn!!!

Nairaland will never be devoid of this kind of madness

@Michelin

big up to u for not being rude rite back at Kommy

@Kommy

haba! after ur preaching

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Pot calling kettle bottom black, Look at double standards oooo,

Na wo ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIOOOOOOOOO

Kommy I love your use of English Language - David you get competitor for here o!

^{no offence meant Kommy}

debosky:

Kommy I love your use of English Language - David you get competitor for here o!

^{no offence meant Kommy}

knowledge is better shared.  Besides Kommy sounds like an interesting individual, i wonder why i never saw her write-ups before.

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another one, is someone rolling them off a production line or something?

sorry mate, the gal over here that I know prefers carrots!

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there are unprotected carrots?

davidylan:

there are unprotected carrots?

rofl.
una no go kill me for nairaland

still on the vegetarian talk? lmao
i have been reading this page and i nearly wet myself at Kommy's post , so funny. Engrish!!!

i have been reading this pagfe and i nearly wet myself at Kommy's post , so funny. Engrish!!!

i wasn't aware of this page till you posted, no surprise.
put that thing away, abeg. stop the wetting.

stalker leave me alone.
did you not hear this thread is for ugly people? are you seeking personal remedy?   _{as for me i have the cure , i can give u the key to beauty, so i am exempt from he ugly camp}

D1O:

i know this is kind of abrupt but I am looking for a cute fling in Owerri. I'm male 22 with what some girls have termed, really huuuuge d*ck. Well 08035403273, thats my no and we can get this thing on the road. remember, just a wild fling, no strings attached.

Mr DC 10 all you need to do is hold out your "wetin call" to the full view of a bevy of girls and watch them rush you

_{it will land you to the nearest psychia,not a good idea}

babyosisi:

Mr DC 10 all you need to do is hold out your "wetin call" to the full view of a bevy of girls and watch them rush you

_{it will land you to the nearest psychia,not a good idea}

see them pretending to be prim and proper abeg call am by name joo it wont bite you.

no be only psychia, dem dey steal those things make medicine around the world now

you go just open room for someone with nice scissors to make money

debosky:

no be only psychia, them dey steal those things make medicine around the world now

you go just open room for someone with nice scissors to make money

ROFL,na only scissors,touch and go don cease?

davidylan:

see them pretending to be prim and proper abeg call am by name joo it wont bite you.

I'm a lady david.
and you're right,it doesn't bite

babyosisi:

I'm a lady david.
and you're right,it doesn't bite

What did you call it in anatomy class? "wetin call"?

"abunna"
"dangling yekini"
"Mr man"

just call it red carrot chikena.

lol.
I'll tell oga I've found a new name

'dangling yekini'

na so so goal the tin dey score

debosky:

'dangling yekini'

na so so goal the tin dey score

bad boy like you.

me ke?

I be saint o biko!