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Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by WesleyanA(f): 1:11am On Jul 25, 2007
[size=15pt]PENIS!![/size]

there! our lady of babyosisi, i said it for you tongue
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by Nobody: 1:14am On Jul 25, 2007
WesleyanA:

[size=15pt]PENIS!![/size]

there! our lady of babyosisi, i said it for you tongue

chei small girls of nowadays no dey fear again.
are there no more sacred words?
abeg softly o
don't call it by name,it's not allowed in our culture grin grin
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by WesleyanA(f): 1:18am On Jul 25, 2007
debosky:

'dangling yekini' grin grin grin grin


this actually sounds better than PENIS. lol
you're supposed to be lady like tongue j/k
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by Nobody: 1:22am On Jul 25, 2007
dangling yekini the goalsfather! grin Thank you o jare wesleyanA, now that you said it see it didnt bite you.
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by omogenaija(f): 2:19am On Jul 25, 2007
debosky:

me ke?

I be saint o biko! cheesy

lying again abi angry tongue
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by Nobody: 2:22am On Jul 25, 2007
Saint Obi
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jul 25, 2007
This thread don suffer:

poster wanted help for her looks
then quarrel come start
david come cause wahala (as usual)
people come dey blow grammar
e come change to carrot importation
one boy come dey look for girl
now na penis them dey discuss,

uhmmmmmm!
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by wifeypenth(f): 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2007
Thats the Nairaland spirit
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 4:23pm On Jul 25, 2007
babyosisi:

Saint Obi
I am finer than Saint Obi by far grin grin
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by omoge(f): 4:27pm On Jul 25, 2007
does it dangles? shocked


grin i wan know cheesy
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 4:56pm On Jul 25, 2007
see this small girl o!

you are too young to know anything about 'dangling yekinis'

go and read your books grin grin
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by omoge(f): 7:43pm On Jul 25, 2007
who are you calling small girl mr. sisky? person no dey joke again? afterall Michelin89 said it's all for fun here, does yours dangles? question simple as pimple you couldn't ans. abeg go siddon and don't let me get started with you small fry OK!!  undecided
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 7:48pm On Jul 25, 2007
omoge no vex now, but that information is classified, you need to see me in private to know wink

are you willing?
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by omoge(f): 7:57pm On Jul 25, 2007
ok, i no vex again  grin where are you? i'd like to see yours in private to know if its dangles

maybe we should call it penisky
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 7:59pm On Jul 25, 2007
buzz me on yahoo lets hook up wink

*God don butter my bread today cheesy*
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by bluesky4(f): 8:05pm On Jul 25, 2007
Omoge is going to see Debosky small dangly bits lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kaylala(m): 8:06pm On Jul 25, 2007
shocked
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 10:35pm On Jul 25, 2007
I'll have you know that my 'abunna' aka 'dangling yekini' is of ample size, omoge will be able to confirm for you shortly wink
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by Nobody: 1:03am On Jul 26, 2007
ROFL.
debo abeg dangle go somewhere else jo
God don butter plus jam your bread
These men always talking of size,size
If all you men claim XL who has the hotdogs then?
I have male patients and they are not all that OK
someone is definitely lying.

It's not the size of the dog but the fight in the dog lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by omoge(f): 1:17am On Jul 26, 2007
lol Osisi, i didn't know the dog can fight. i guess when it dangles, it fights then grin grin

my new friend debosky has given me the privilege to check it out and am looking forward to the tour. hope i don't faint from seeing hotdog size or XL sha, debosky, did i just see you looking at it again to make sure of the size shocked
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 3:27am On Jul 26, 2007
just checking, to make sure everything is ready for inspection wink

@ osisi I am blessed not to be one of the skinny little wieners, so i must proclaim my blessings far and wide, I don't claim XL either since it is not a tool for punishment but for pleasure, and I am more than adequate cheesy

this dog can fight karate, kung fu, and even gidigbo, any style requested, dis dog sabi grin grin
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by WesleyanA(f): 3:33am On Jul 26, 2007
debosky lipsrsealed
stop advertising your dangling yekini on nairaland.
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by Nobody: 3:33am On Jul 26, 2007
the thing dey fear me O.
please God let him not post pictures
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 3:37am On Jul 26, 2007
no fear osisi, I am not oboatioko or ferile or any of those wackos

This dangling abunna is only available for private viewing and is camera shy grin grin grin
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by Nobody: 3:39am On Jul 26, 2007
shhhhhhhhhh,don't corrupt some of us ooooo.
My name is Virginia Goodchild
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 3:40am On Jul 26, 2007
vir wetin, you wey i hear dey shout 'babaosisi na you bikooooo' the other night? grin grin grin
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by WesleyanA(f): 3:41am On Jul 26, 2007
lol @babyosisi.

debosky, you hear that? angry stop corrupting us.
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by Nobody: 3:42am On Jul 26, 2007
ROFL.
This boy you no kill me.
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by omoge(f): 3:42am On Jul 26, 2007
mine is 'holy Sainto'  grin
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by omoge(f): 3:43am On Jul 26, 2007
pls don't make him go 'holy molly' until i confirm.
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by debosky(m): 3:45am On Jul 26, 2007
so how are dangling yekini and holy sainto going to meet? wink

@ osisi I'll keep all the other things I heard secret, since you be my paddy for jungle grin
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by omoge(f): 3:49am On Jul 26, 2007
grin oh, i see conflict there! but saint too must see now. i will don that cloak once i finish seeing.

but are you sure you will really show? i don't mind looking o grin

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