Sonnobax15:

I attended one wedding yesterday at Effurun.........My guy whose brother was marrying arranged a round table for all his guests....So when we were all seated,a neutral guy came in and sat in our midst.....The funny thing was that Every single food that was shared,na this guy chop pass....

So when it was time for spraying,my other guys and I withdrew money and went to spray but this guy was still seating firm.....Later on,when my guy brought take away food, the same guy was the first to collect,and even wanted to fight with my guy for not giving him the take away food on time.Na once one of my guys change am for am

Cerebellum:
I notice you OP, seem like marriage dey hungry you

I attended a igbo friend's wedding few years ago. When we touched down to reception, from church..activities started but the caterer fvcked up, food was delayed and you know naija nah

I was dumbfounded when the bride stormed outside the hall where food is been served, angrily collected the spoon and started serving herself.
The look on her face can kill Bubu

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
t Na you and your landlord daughter marriage I wan attend....maybe her sister fil gree for me

stinjoe:
The bride used her hand to share rice so that only those that paid for asoebi would eat.

chatinent:


Lol. It's not the rice that's the target. It's the meat.

chatinent:


She is a beautiful Witness.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:


Jehovah Witness??

nothing spoil then. I even need Christ in my life back!!

chatinent:


Yes.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
nothing spoil then. I even need Christ in my life back!!

G0LANHEIGHTS:
The only wedding I've ever attended didn't end well for me.

chatinent:
My own is that when they tell those Aso Ebi girls to go and pick guys, I will run.

Signed, management.

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Can you tell us yours?

Offpoint1:
When the idiots sharing food kept passing me by to serve others, I made a request but they keep telling me someone would serve me. That's how I switched almost all the seats and still didn't get food, I felt chest pains out of anger and pain. I walked into the toilet and cry my eyes out before the devil whispered into my ears... "put water in the generator"... I did listen to him and it was a relieved.


I stopped attending any wedding that has no access card, because rich people wedding you had people walking to your table like every 15-30 minutes asking you if you've been serve and if you'll like to eat anything else and they present you with menu, while your table is filled up with drinks and water, plus small chops.

chatinent:


Ordering for food weak me.

Only you go call the girl make she bring food. Rice, salad, and a pinch of moimoi if available.

You don comot belt dey wait for food.

Hanty go return after one hour only for you to see her serving others.

“Na wa o, is it not this girl I told to bring me food? Hey, seeeeeee, yeah, you, please come. Shebi you came here and I told you what I would want to eat.”


“OH, I am so sorry. Salad finished.”

“You would have brought the rice and moimoi like that na.”

After another one hour...

“Seeeeee, hey... (Lowered voice and tried to be funny amid anger) you guys aren't seeing us in this place o. What about the food?”

“Oga, the truth is that meat has finished.”


“Just bring the rice like that and moimoi.”

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E no go reach ten minutes she leaves, you go see girls carry plates of rice and big meat to go give some sets of people..

You will na summon he with your hand to come ... maintaining a wicked grin.

You: is it not meat I am seeing like this? But this girl said it has finished. (Immediately, you see the nonsense girl coming out with an empty tray after serving one ugly nonsense).

“See dear, in this life you see right, nobody is a hungry man. You were passing her and asked me what I will eat..did I beg you? Did I stop you... I mean, was I the one who stopped you?”

(She tries to explain)

“..no, wait! I am not a hungry man. You have served the stupid fool over there about three times but haven't even given me a plate! Let me tell you.. I was invited here..I am not a hungry man! Am I a hungry person! Is it food sb will be using to intimidate me? First you said meat has finished, who are those vagabonds being served over there with chicken. If there was no salad, bring the rice and moimoi, you refused.”

“Sir, please let me explain.”



“no..no.no, don't explain to me, nonsense! Go and eat you food. Useless idiot! Look at her. Nonsense.”




LOL.

fattprince:

Guy. Las las you don mad. I almost choked on my laughter.

lilvicky68:
The last wedding reception I attend..
As I reach there chair don finish..I no even bother wait for food because I know say food no go reach me without chair..

Offpoint1:
When the idiots sharing food kept passing me by to serve others, I made a request but they keep telling me someone would serve me. That's how I switched almost all the seats and still didn't get food, I felt chest pains out of anger and pain. I walked into the toilet and cry my eyes out before the devil whispered into my ears... "put water in the generator"... I did listen to him and it was a relieved.


I stopped attending any wedding that has no access card, because rich people wedding you had people walking to your table like every 15-30 minutes asking you if you've been serve and if you'll like to eat anything else and they present you with menu, while your table is filled up with drinks and water, plus small chops.

Ekejoestar:
I've not attended a wedding since I turned 12

anthonyuncle:
e plenty.
committee of friends wahala,
rudeness of wedding guests(to vendors),
delays & disappointments from vendors,
girls trolling over guys that appear rich,
event owners/managers and their useless rules,
couples seeing every rubbish going on and trying to keep their cool -some couldn't hold it till the end and lost it
etc
make i no just talk

JOACHINpedro:
E reach my turn, aunty say spoon don finish

SmellySperm:

Same experience here. They served food but kept on omitting my seat

chatinent:


Mah no lie, if hunger hold me, I go bag am o.

Normal normal, I no get shame.