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See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie(f): 10:47am On Oct 03, 2021
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by luvtoteach(f): 10:55am On Oct 03, 2021
It is well jare my sister.
He who wears the shoe that knows it pinches
God will see you through

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by chatinent: 11:28am On Oct 03, 2021
Who never chop go get strength go church?

Las las if pastor no see offering, en no go vex go house? No bi money pastors dey find? Or you think e dey sweet am to shout empty handed waka?

Na food you go find... children gats chop.


Shey the Pharisee wey dey blame you gree give you money? No. So she and anyone who'd castigate you should find a shortcut to hell.

You were selfless in providing for your family and that's the most important thing. God is not expecting us to do more than what we can! He knows we are imperfect!

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by chatinent: 11:37am On Oct 03, 2021
luvtoteach:
It is well jare my sister.
He who wears the shoe that knows it pinches
God will see you through

Honestly, it makes more sense to send people in need money than sending big prayers. The money is like a prayer answered. Think about it.


cc: lalasticlala, mynd44 seun

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie(f): 11:56am On Oct 03, 2021
luvtoteach:
It is well jare my sister.
He who wears the shoe that knows it pinches
God will see you through
Thanks darling!

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by infotainment(m): 2:30pm On Oct 03, 2021
I too gbadun u....... mostly that part u asked for N30k loan......... Brain wee not kee u grin grin grin


ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ABCthingx: 2:31pm On Oct 03, 2021
Lubbish! Na only Sunday You sabi sell market abi?

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ABCthingx: 2:33pm On Oct 03, 2021
chatinent:


Honestly, it makes more sense to send people in need money than sending big prayers. The money is like a prayer answered. Think about it.


cc: lalasticlala, mynd44 seun
True

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ahnie(f): 2:34pm On Oct 03, 2021
ABCthingx:
Lubbish! Na only Sunday You sabi sell market abi?
Market dey hawt Wella on Sundays Cox people go dey find where to eat.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ATEAMS: 6:15pm On Oct 03, 2021
Hunger bad sha....

E make u forget God

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:15pm On Oct 03, 2021
Oh la la tongue tongue tongue

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by MarveworldG: 6:16pm On Oct 03, 2021
Hmm
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by thatsleepboy1: 6:16pm On Oct 03, 2021
This woman is always saying it all without hiding ath. God bless you and how's your nephew doing?.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by victorazy(m): 6:17pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH! complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke hy do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum






No kill ya self with calories! grin

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by fayomim: 6:17pm On Oct 03, 2021
ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum







3eggs? Looks more like ritual

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by ABCthingx: 6:17pm On Oct 03, 2021
Opening your shop on Sundays isn't something you should brag about let alone bring online for some cheap social media justification.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by xpressionx(m): 6:17pm On Oct 03, 2021
I go to church and still hustle on Sundays.
You people just like to find reasons to bring disrepute to the things of God.
You can still combine both without bringing it to nairaland for people to insult what you treasure.
Selah

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by chukwuibuipob: 6:17pm On Oct 03, 2021
sad sad The keeper of the gate of Hell Fire Rev Righteousness2 grin cheesy grin welcome to the podium cheesy grin sad cheesy grin.

God will NOT CLUB u to death cos u DNT go to church.U can even pray at home/God will answer u.What about those dat go to church to sell puff puff,Zibo,kunu,coke,gala.Even the GO wife dey busy advert underwear to girls.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Goldenheart(m): 6:18pm On Oct 03, 2021
grin
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by onoms4luv(m): 6:19pm On Oct 03, 2021
Hmm
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by inoki247: 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2021
lol
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Coldie(m): 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2021
H
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Offpoint1: 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2021
Every living creature first instincts is SURVIVAL, be it lower or higher animal. Be it in the jungle or in the city, first instinct is SURVIVAL and not God.
An hungry being careless about God existence until the stomach is full...

God won't send you manner from heaven because you go to church or not, nor because you're holy or a sinner. If they holiest man on earth fail to work, hunger will do a miracle to his natural survival instincts.

Humans have this illusion about them being some special creatures, you're only fortunate to have the biggest brain.

If an asteroid should hit the earth or any other natural disaster, the same way all animals will perish is the same humans will perish. There's no special treatment or selective death.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Greystone: 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2021
Madam ahnie, God will bless you for providing for your family.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by helinues: 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2021
grin

Going to church every Sunday is not feasible.

Lots of people have been faking it

Btw, God no go drop from heaven to help anyone, you need to use your brain

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by jaxxy(m): 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2021
Huh
Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by AutoChick4U(f): 6:21pm On Oct 03, 2021
Its well. You a wise woman and supportive, God bless ur home.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by marsup: 6:21pm On Oct 03, 2021
Correct lady. Not those smelly, bleaching, make up wearing whores that would have been looking for whom they will sleep with for money. God sees your heart, and you will be rewarded in due time for your hard work. Bless you.

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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Unik3030: 6:21pm On Oct 03, 2021
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Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Terrence99: 6:21pm On Oct 03, 2021
God bless you. Na work you work, you no thief.

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